Freebird Memorial Cup Trash Talk

---- Blind Squirrels 23:00 pm Apr 26, 2011
Disappointing end to a valiant Sabres season this year. Sabres really did play better the 2nd half of the season to even make the playoffs. Now I think it will be interesting to see if they will make whatever changes are necessary to seriously contend for the Stanley Cup. At this point I don't think anyone should be considered untouchable. Shake things up a bit and see what happens. One thing that I think is clear, however, is that the up and coming young guys, when given the chance to play, can make an impact. And the guys that we have never won anything with, perhaps it's time to let them move on. Just one guy's opinion. And yes, we really do need to find a captain. When your third and fourth line guys are your leaders in the playoffs, it's time to find some leaders among your "best" players.
---- Blind Squirrels 23:34 pm Apr 23, 2011
Mike, I was also watching some of the Boston vs. Montreal game. Did you see Thomas' save in the 2nd OT shortly before Horton scored the game winner? Great save. Reminded me of a young netminder named Mika Bowen before injuries derailed his promising career. Did anyone see Bobby Ryan's goal against Nashville on Friday night? Sick goal. He turned the defender inside-out twice before beating Rinne. Hey, but we have Tim Connolly. I think he'll score a playoff the goal the same year we get Dan to come back on the fishing trip.
---- Rednecks 22:46 pm Apr 23, 2011
Sitting here on Saturday night watching the Boston vs Montreal series. Man these guys are beating the hell out of each other. Damn good hockey!
---- Blind Squirrels 22:58 pm Apr 21, 2011
My prediction is there will be at least two more games of Sabres hockey this year. Pretty bold stuff.....Let's hope the Kocher boys are back this year on the fishing trip?! Let's trade in those hockey sticks for fishing poles. We can watch the Sabres in the Stanley Cup Finals on the small t.v. in the cabins while drinking a beer. Who could ask for more??
---- Blind Squirrels 22:47 pm Apr 20, 2011
Nice victory tonight by the Sabres! Miller looked good again, Sabres played smart and physical, and Kaleta was a factor. Dan, did you teach Kaleta how to execute a 2 on 1 break? "Patrick, when you get near the net going 100 mph, wipe out and take the net off the pegs to get a whistle." I thought that was Dan sliding into 2nd base at softball. But all's well that ends well. Can the Sabres get two more to close this thing out? Will it be a Good Friday in Philadelphia?
---- Fools 22:06 pm Apr 17, 2011
Congrats Crusaders on a well deserved Freebird win! The "D" hat trick proved to be a wild card for sure. Let's go Sabres!!!!
---- Blind Squirrels 22:13 pm Apr 16, 2011
Now you see what happens when the Sabres take way too many stupid penalties and Miller has a below average game = Sabres loss. Just like Boston last year, Sabres are getting sucked into playing their game, not our game. Let's smarten up, men!
---- Blind Squirrels 09:26 pm Apr 15, 2011
Now I fully understand Mark's man-crush on Kaleta. The Sabres' 3rd and 4th lines did carry the day against the Flyers yesterday. Miller looked focused and I thought the younger D-men looked better than the veterans. Great team effort. Let's hope the Sabres' luck and gritty hard-work keeps up.
---- Cart Boys 00:40 am Apr 15, 2011
no surprise that our top 2 lines were invisible in game 1 against philly---what do you expect from limp wristed soft overpaid players--luckily our 3rd and 4th lines are awesome and they carried the sabres to victory
---- Rednecks 07:43 pm Apr 13, 2011
Congrats to the Cable Crusaders on the Freebird Cup victory. Yet another year has passed for the Rednecks and still no hoisting of the cup. Ron, I like your optimism for the Sabres. Let's hope you're right.
---- Blind Squirrels 01:13 pm Apr 13, 2011
As far as the Sabres playoff chances go, I'll remain optimistic. Is just one Stanley Cup too much to ask for??? Who's up for a baseball roadtrip this year? Mark, I'll buy you a cotton candy and a foam #1 finger. No, not that finger!
---- Cart Boys 00:36 am Apr 13, 2011
see ya next year-----
---- Blind Squirrels 23:27 pm Apr 11, 2011
Ron, the Yankees do blow....they blow away the Royals any day of the week. I think the post office has an opening in KC so that you can see the fountains up close. I guess that's the Royals' gimmick, much like the D hat tricks in our league....I'll say Flyers in 5 games, but I hope I'm wrong.
---- Cable Cru$aders 04:52 am Apr 11, 2011
can't talk right now...lighten up a cigar. Ahhhhh, sweet victory. AAA baseball mike??? Isn't it time for pre season f'in Nascar or some other redneck back assward sport you celebrate in the backwoods? dan, I see you were soooo distraught about being a runner-up you quit your job and will spend the summer studying for next years draft...i'll save you the trouble, just invent some gimmick points and cruise to victory!!! Doug, Yankees BLOW!!! Greg,...Greg,...nevermind you don't come to the site to taunt anyways( likely out camping). Mark, Sabres in 7!!!
---- Cart Boys 00:59 am Apr 11, 2011
ron---congrats on using our new gimmick to win the hockey pool---you won fair and square ----however if you throw out the d-hat tricks-----ha ha---i wont go there----if you match up the sabres and flyers it doesnt look good for us----pronger and myers----edge to pronger cuz he is tougher and a better defenseman---briere and vanek-----i would take briere any day----hartnell is a much tougher and better power forward than stafford----carcillo and kaleta cancel each other out----of course we do have overated head case ryan miller----i look for philly to wear down the non--tough sabres in six games
---- Blind Squirrels 23:55 pm Apr 10, 2011
Congrats to the Cable Crusaders on winning the league this year. Cart Boys, I would just like to point out, however, that without the D hat tricks, you would have won the league by a very small margin. But hey there's always next year, right?....Mike, I hope you didn't break a leg jumping off the Bosox bandwagon so fast. I guess you like any team that has "Sox" in the title to match the bobby sox that you like to wear. Just kidding, big guy. It can't be easy being a Bosox fan. But let me say it's very easy being a Yankees fan.....So boys, how do we think the Sabres are going to do this year in the playoffs? I think their inexperience on the blue line is going to cost them the series against the Flyers. I hope not, but I just don't have much faith in some of their D at this point. I think they still need some more time to gel. I think acquiring a veteran D-man at the trade deadline would have been a good idea.
---- Rednecks 07:42 am Apr 10, 2011
It was another entertaining year of taunts with the Freebird boys. The plus side of the bonus points this year is that it saved me from a basement finish this year! Looking forward to playoff hockey and baseball season as well. I'm thinking about following the Chi Sox this year ( and no, not because the Red Sox are off to a 0-5 start ) but because the AAA farm team for chicago is here in Charlotte.
---- Blind Squirrels 23:43 pm Apr 7, 2011
I love how two guys with teams that haven't won a World Series in forever are crowing about their teams after one week of the season. I thought MLB played a 162 game season, not a 6 game one. And besides, the Yanks record is as good as anybody else's favorite team as of tonight with the exception of being one game behind the Big Dead Machine. Here are some of my other nicknames for you giabrone's teams: KC Royal Pains in the Asses, Milwaukee Blue's Clues, Boston Dread Locks. As usual, we'll see which team is the last one standing come October-November. That's when the real money team shines. "Let's hear it for New York...."
---- Fools 08:39 pm Apr 7, 2011
Happy belated B-day Mike! Sorry I haven't taunted in a while...Baseball season!!!! Big Red machine 5-0!! Schmitty & I will convert Sludge into a baseball fan soon enough. Mark, I'd be up for Junior B hockey if I get home in time...I'll give you a shout if I'm around.
---- Cart Boys 23:32 pm Apr 6, 2011
rooting for jarome iginla and the calgary flames to get into the playoffs----ryan miller may be the most overrated goalie in the NHL-----anybody seen brad boyes lately?---we need patrick kaleta back---no one else on the sabres brings what he does to the team
---- Cable Cru$aders 22:10 pm Apr 6, 2011
happy b day redneck...for your gift i wont ban your ass from this elite league. At some point you and Cartboy gotta step up and win a title. By the way without the D hat trick as of today i would still be rocking in 1st....LOSERS!!!!! Smitty easy on the baseball trash talk....check the standings, SCOREBOARD!!!!!
---- Cable Cru$aders 22:08 pm Apr 6, 2011
happy b day redneck...for your gift i wont ban your ass from this elite league. At some point you and Cartboy gotta step up and win a title. By the way without the D hat trick as of today i would still be rocking in 1st....LOSERS!!!!!
---- Rednecks 08:41 pm Apr 6, 2011
Thanks for the birthday well wishes! I would love some D hat tricks! I guess everyone else is too busy. Mark is watching the "eagle cam" 24/7, Dan is thinking up his next hateful Darcy commentary, Ron is busy sorting mail and Greg is taking his arthritis medicine so he can loosen up his fingers and type his next message!
---- Blind Squirrels 03:46 pm Apr 6, 2011
Hey Mike, Happy Birthday to you, sir! For your birthday I got you 6 D hat tricks so that you could leap frog past the Cable Crusaders into first place.
---- Blind Squirrels 22:03 pm Apr 5, 2011
Nice win by the Sabres tonight over Tampa Bay. Hopefully this team carries it into the playoffs to make a nice run. You never know. Mike, what's the buzz in Carolina over the Canes? Doesn't look like they're going to make it now. In the words of Nelson from "The Simpsons," "HA, HA!"
---- Cart Boys 01:21 am Apr 5, 2011
rooting for jarome iginla and the calgary flames to get into the playoffs
---- Blind Squirrels 00:03 am Apr 3, 2011
Thanks G.W. for having us all over tonight to watch the hockey and basketball. Also nice to see Roh and Marky Mark. I'm glad that Marky Mark has agreed to watch a baseball game this season with myself and his bro. Just make sure to bring your nitecap to go with your pajamas, as it may go all night if it goes to free baseball.
---- Blind Squirrels 10:08 am Apr 1, 2011
Dan the Man, don't give up. Maybe you'll get 5 D hat tricks in the last week of the season. Hey, stranger things have happened. I've personally started to watch America's pasttime, aka major league baseball. Ron-o, I say that we make a little side wager that my Yanks will win the Series before your royals. I think the power of 27 beats the power of 1 (or is it 2?) titles that the royals have won? All I know is that Bret Saberhagen isn't walking through the royals door anytime soon. LOL
---- Cart Boys 00:36 am Apr 1, 2011
i give up !!!!!!!!!!!!
---- Cart Boys 00:34 am Apr 1, 2011
fuck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---- Blind Squirrels 23:23 pm Mar 29, 2011
Cart Boy, I like the gimmick. I propose a gimmick that we give the trophy to the person most deserving, the original Captain Freebird on a motley crue of lovable losers, who stuck it out when we were given the option of giving up. How's that for a knute rockne speech?
---- Cart Boys 01:01 am Mar 29, 2011
i got a great gimmick for next year----when you get a d-hat trick--you also are allowed to switch teams with another player--so you could take away the first place persons team and give them yours---now thats a gimmick---i like it
---- Blind Squirrels 22:58 pm Mar 28, 2011
Good one, Cart Boy. Maybe the Brew Crew will actually win something this year; the same year you actually catch a fish....Ron, I think we all need to come to the draft next year with at least 5 gimmicks each, after doing our Google "research," of course.
---- Cable Cru$aders 08:13 am Mar 28, 2011
Doug, certain people have to bitch about the agreed upon rules. I for one think it was pure genius by Greg to introduce this unique twist this year. I vote that we allow greg to "tweek" the whole points system. Maybe any player with a name ending with "ski" get triple points or any player with a female sounding name such as Darcy or Marian get double points....just a thought!
---- Cart Boys 00:42 am Mar 28, 2011
baseball season starts soon---so does fishing season
---- Blind Squirrels 09:41 pm Mar 27, 2011
Cart Boy, quit your belly-aching about the D hat trick. We all agreed to it and now we have to live with it. Next time we'll discuss the "gimmicks" a little better.
---- Cart Boys 00:53 am Mar 27, 2011
where is my d-hat trick---this league is shady!!!!!!!!
---- Blind Squirrels 23:23 pm Mar 26, 2011
Great night at the hockey game in the Falls. I'd go back for sure. Thanks again, Mark.....Mike, your latest taunt was good. Mark and I decided to skip the ballet, but next time you're in town, we can relive those days.
---- Cart Boys 01:30 am Mar 26, 2011
i would hate to see somebody win the freebird league based on a gimmick-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah
---- Rednecks 08:30 pm Mar 24, 2011
You'll be happy to know that I deleted my headline "rednecks open a can of whoop ass". There hasn't been an ass kicking in quite some time. Stupid injuries! Ron, how many d tricks for you now? 3? Did you know that Dan would be in 1st without the gimmick points? Oh well, you all voted on it! Mark, Doug, my advice skip the hockey game and just go to Pure Platinum, or our old favorite the Gilmore Tavern and restaurant. (tear running down my eye). Dan, I think I'd like to be a junior B hockey player (sex, drugs and hockey) who could ask for anything more? Greg, who out of the bunch of us has the least damaged liver to transplant into you from you years of drinking Hamm's beers?
---- Cart Boys 01:16 am Mar 24, 2011
sorry not interested in the junior b game----dont want to waste my time watching a bunch of canadian teenage boys who when they arent playing hockey are probably smoking pot and banging their litle girlfriends---however i will get my license sometime so i can go up there for the casinos or the bars---just not a big fan of canadian assholes
---- Blind Squirrels 23:15 pm Mar 23, 2011
Mark(us), looking forward to the hockey game on Friday! I don't know if I have any toonies, but I do know that my $1 dollar bills are already rolled! Imagine that. And yes, life most definitely IS good in Canada. I'm just sayin'.
---- Sludge Monsters 22:32 pm Mar 23, 2011
Junior B hockey FRIDAY!!!!! anybody interested?????? Its a step above the Sabres so you may want to wear a DEPENDS!! if you feel like your man enough? just bring a couple toonies and a fin or TWO!!! Life is good in CANADA
---- Cart Boys 00:55 am Mar 22, 2011
ron---if you got another defenseman hat trick---im gonna go postal--what the fuck----that is the most ridiculous gimmick i have ever seen used to ruin a good fantasy hockey league---lets change the name of the trophy to --the tainted cup--
---- Cart Boys 00:52 am Mar 22, 2011
ron---if you got another defenseman hat trick---im gonna go postal--what the fuck----that is the most ridiculous gimmick i have ever seen used to ruin a good fantasy hockey league---lets change the name of the trophy to --the tainted cup
---- Blind Squirrels 23:14 pm Mar 21, 2011
Ron, your victory is going to be as tainted as that egg salad sandwich I got out of the vending machine at work a couple weeks ago. True story. I ate the egg salad sandwich and felt fine, but a girl at work ate a fish sandwich and her stomach ached. I blame it on the government, much like the Kochers. Dan, I'll take back this country when you take back all of the empties from softball. Mark, I think you need to go on the fishing trip with us this year and smoke a fatty, drink a beer, and sit out on the lake catching a fish (if there are any fish in that river system), and relax. Don't worry, we'll make it rain Friday night after the hockey game in Niagara Falls. Mike, you've been awfully quiet lately. Don't tell me that we've all left you speechless??? And Greg(ory), if you bring up ANY gimmicks next year, I've got a knuckle sandwich out of the vending machine at work that I'd like to share with you. I'm sorry to sound so violent. I guess I've been hanging out with the Hanson (aka Kocher) brothers too much.
---- Cable Cru$aders 01:41 am Mar 21, 2011
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---- Cart Boys 01:15 am Mar 21, 2011
ron---if you got another defenseman hat trick---im gonna go postal--what the fuck----that is the most ridiculous gimmick i have ever seen used to ruin a good fantasy hockey league---mark you are right about this country---its time for everyone to read up on the minutemen-- a bunch of common people who picked up their muskets and said---ive had enough of this shit---no need to go half way around the world to iraq or afghanistan---if everyone could put their fucking cell phones down for a goddamn second they would see the enemy is right in our backyard---the politicians--the government--the police---we gotta take back our country before its too late
---- Sludge Monsters 22:13 pm Mar 20, 2011
Santoras used to be a great hang-out!!! Unfortunately that has changed! I think DOUBLE DEES may be the place to hang out! Buy three get one free! Jessica is the only one that ever believed in that theory!!!! God bless the USA!!! While we're bombing Lybia could we throw one at Rush's house and maybe Tom Buerle???? This country has some serious issues that need addressing!!! I used to believe in the Republican way! but all the fuck bags have ruined it for me..... Sarah Palin for president?????? Hello,,, I would vote for Richard Simons before Sarah!!! Atleast America wouldn't be FAT!!! I love the politics in this country! People that suck can make it in this Country!!!! I hope we can get things fixed soon or I'll be CAMPING all summer!!! Greg????? Me and YOU baby!!
---- Blind Squirrels 08:42 pm Mar 20, 2011
I hope you don't mind, Dan, but I invited your new friend from the next stool at Santora's last night to some Lockport shows. I thought anyone who can drink 100 beers has got to be a cool guy. His buddy looked like the Canadian Gallaher withought his sledgehammer and watermelons. I think Stephanie stole all of the watermelons and put them under her shirt.
---- Cart Boys 00:59 am Mar 20, 2011
i think santoras might want to hire a bouncer to keep all the riff raff out----great win by the sabres--thanks to all the 3rd and 4th liners--the superstars were MIA and ryan miller looked like shit---wait---he always looks like shit---but he played like it tonite----welcome back stephanee --we missed you!
---- Sludge Monsters 23:31 pm Mar 18, 2011
OK Lent is over in my house!!! Nice stuff Schmitty! I picture Greg dunking BEERS, and you Throwing up threes!! I also, picture Mike Sunbathing in sunny NC and Ron punching Arabs in the mail room!! can a N**ger get a table dance??? You guys are some funny shit!!! The fact that Greg found time!!, and the internet to taunt is amazing enough!! Doug, You should do the next play by play for the Sabres! your honest and can supply the needed excitement when needed! Greg, glad your survivor skills kept you alive long enough for one more taunt!!!! Bear Greg in my book!! Hope everyone is enjoying their religous holiday??! I know I am!! kids get a day off (I DON'T) Church is the place to be!!!! I don't have one of those!!! Can't wait to smoke a fatty while wastching a 9 inning baseball game!!! PJ party at my house! Seventh inning stretch should get someone pregnant?????!!!!!!
---- Fools 22:35 pm Mar 18, 2011
Schmitty, you are brilliant and wise beyond your years!! If you're gonna drink beers with the fools, you better bring your "A" game!
---- Cart Boys 00:54 am Mar 17, 2011
doug--that is some funny shit----i havent read something that good since i was driving to work and read the 20 stop signs along the way--thats the funniest thing i saw since i read about darcy regiers other trade---he sent his dildo to another team for 2 gerbils
---- Cable Cru$aders 23:48 pm Mar 16, 2011
Doug, you are disturbed...out!!! Greg, are you still in a country with internet connection?
---- Cable Cru$aders 23:48 pm Mar 16, 2011
Doug, you are disturbed...out!!! Greg, are you still in a country with internet connection?
---- Blind Squirrels 23:36 pm Mar 16, 2011
I filled out my bracket. In the Final Four I've got Greg vs. Ron and Me vs. Dan. In the first semi, Greg crushes Ron when Ron stops to buy a Growler and Greg goes into his endless supply of Bud Lights from his fridge. In the 2nd semi, I edge out Dan when Dan's bladder betrays him for the 15th time of the evening and I chug a beer into my cavernous beer belly. Then in the Championship game, Greg is raining empty beer cans into his recycle bin from long range, but I'm simply working down low and asking him if I could sponge (get the pun, anyone?) another beer from his endless supply of Bud Lights in his fridge. Then there's a frenzied finish as I realize that I'm a mid-major and Greg is like Duke and G.W. wins in a nail-biter. Where are Mark and Mike in all this, you ask? Mark is in a hockey rink while all this is going on, and Mike is waiting for Millie to go to bed so he can sneak a peak at his 20 year old issue of "Cherry Blossom" magazine. So as you can see, there are really no Cinderellas at this year's dance. Everything always turns out just like you'd think it would.
---- Cart Boys 01:36 am Mar 16, 2011
wish i didnt have to work thursday or friday so i could watch quadruple-headers of march madness---its all about priorities baby!!!!!!!!
---- Blind Squirrels 23:41 pm Mar 15, 2011
Good night out tonight with Dan the Man! A few beers and a few laughs. Mark, do you have your NCAA bracket in yet?? Bet on the team with all the dark guys.
---- Blind Squirrels 08:47 pm Mar 14, 2011
R.I.P. #7. Rick Martin was my original hero on the Sabres, even before I started to like Perreault. Sad time for Sabres fans everywhere.
---- Rednecks 05:15 pm Mar 14, 2011
Sad to hear about Rick Martin. You'll be missed
---- Cart Boys 01:03 am Mar 14, 2011
you know what is sad----that one of the greatest sabres of all time --rick martin is dead---and people like charlie sheen and justin bieber are still around---now i know why they say --life isnt fair----cant wait for baseball season---sitting at pilot field--drinking some cold beers---checkin out the ladies---does life get any more relaxing than that---i taped the sabre --leaf game from sat. and just watched it---when toronto started to rough up the sabres that was the turning point of the game---i loved when thug--jay rosehill put tiny tim on his ass and into the net 3 seconds after the whistle and not one sabre did a thing---with gaustad and kaleta out of the lineup---cody mccormick cant carry this whole team of pussies on his back--some of these guys better grow some testicles--because its almost playoff time
---- Sludge Monsters 23:37 pm Mar 13, 2011
For lent I'm giving up this taunt board!!!!
---- Rednecks 08:28 am Mar 13, 2011
I too think the points computing system is suspect. I was in 1st place for quite some time and I've suddenly slipped into 4th! It certainly couldn't be injuries (sarcasm). What a coinky dink that our commissioner is in 1st place! Things that make you go HMMMMM.
---- Blind Squirrels 00:24 am Mar 13, 2011
Dan, the last time I saw such a Mickey Mouse operation Walt Disney was surgically attaching Mickey Mouse's balls on top of his head. Did you ever notice that his ears look like a set of testicles? I'm sure that Darcy has noticed. That's why he vacations at Disney World every year.
---- Cart Boys 01:15 am Mar 12, 2011
doug---spoken like a true person---whos team is only ahead of the generic team---i know you are not being a sore loser---that is kinda fishy that your points dont add up---there never seems to be a problem adding up the points for a defenseman hat trick--ha ha ---this league is full of gimmicks and inaccurate scoring totals ---i think it is time for a full investigation into this mickey mouse operation
---- Blind Squirrels 23:43 pm Mar 11, 2011
I love the way this league calculates points! I get three goalie wins last night (Miller is my drop right now, I realize), including 2 shutouts which should be 22 points right there, and it says I got a little over 3 points??? WTF! This league is fantastic! I'm starting to agree with Mark. Let's either get a league that calculates the points properly, or switch to another site. I love those nights where there are 10 games going on, and the next day it says "Another quiet night in the league" and nobody gets any points. Tell the hosers who are running this league to put down their Tim Hortons and their donuts and update the points. It's bad enough that we have stupid gimmicks, now we can't even get accurate results???
---- Blind Squirrels 23:43 pm Mar 11, 2011
I love the way this league calculated points! I get three goalie wins last night (Miller is my drop right now, I realize), including 2 shutouts which should be 22 points right there, and it says I got a little over 3 points??? WTF! This league is fantastic! I'm starting to agree with Mark. Let's either get a league that calculates the points properly, or switch to another site. I love those nights where there are 10 games going on, and the next day it says "Another quiet night in the league" and nobody gets any points. Tell the hosers who are running this league to put down their Tim Hortons and their donuts and update the points. It's bad enough that we have stupid gimmicks, now we can't even get accurate results???
---- Cart Boys 00:59 am Mar 11, 2011
the only thing standing between the sabres and the playoffs is home games---if only we could play every game on the road---sabre fans should be worried when this long road trip ends----oh yeah---darcy regier is a cock sucking homo with flames shooting out his ass because he is so gay
---- Blind Squirrels 23:04 pm Mar 10, 2011
G.W., I think the guy who proposed the "D" hat trick was the same guy who proposed that we sell the island of Manhattan for $24 worth of fur pelts. I think he also proposed that if I tell people that I did my Google research and I couldn't find one for the last 30 years, everyone would believe him. Do you know anybody like that? "Pa should have made a a lot of money in snake oil, but there just aren't enough people who want to oil a snake." (quoting Emmett Otter, who Darcy is drafting to play on the Sabres next year. Dan, that zinger was for you!)
---- Fools 08:38 pm Mar 10, 2011
Who's dumb-ass idea was the "D" hat trick!!???!!??
---- Cart Boys 01:42 am Mar 10, 2011
what would happen if tyler ennis stood on nathan gerbes shoulders and then paul byron stood on top of tyler ennis shoulders--answer--you would have a hockey player who is five foot tall. i am glad mark mancari had another 1 game tryout with the sabres---how about giving him 10 or 20 games like those little midgets byron and gerbe.hey tyler myers ---how about dropping the gloves with chara on thursday so i dont think you are just another little pussy who makes the sabres the laughingstock of the league---sad news ---heard another original member of alice in chains died---something isnt right in the world when that happens and darcy regier and charlie sheen are still alive---rob niedermayer is on fire---definitely my first pick in the freebird draft next year---new gimmick---you pick a guy and if he finishes the season with 0 goals---you get 50 million points
---- Blind Squirrels 22:48 pm Mar 9, 2011
Hey Mark, I'm going to the circus tomorrow. I've heard that P.T. Barnum from Barnum & Bailey Ringling Brothers is going to be there, and I want to ask him if he has any new gimmicks for our league next year. I also heard they have a lot of clowns, midgets, and acrobats that like to jump through flaming rings, kind of like the Sabres and Darcy. But I do think that the Sabres are going to get to the playoffs this year. But I also agree with Dan that they're not surviving past the first round. They're not built for playoff hockey.
---- Sludge Monsters 22:31 pm Mar 9, 2011
Anybody going to the CIRCUS tomorrow???????????
---- Cart Boys 01:40 am Mar 9, 2011
if you won the freebird cup because of a gimmick--thats ok--because thats the way we played this year--but i dont want to use a gimmick to win--like the sabres having a flaming homo as thier GM---thats a good gimmick--but its not reality---could someone please kill charlie sheen---his 15 minutes of fame ended about 15 years ago--and i never watched his stupid show because he was on it---so the sabres lost to the rough and tough pittsburgh penguins---chalk up another L for thier game against boston--this thur.--another team that buffalo cant compete with because of lack of toughness---the only thing tougher than those two teams--is getting darcy regier to look at a girl---
---- Blind Squirrels 22:39 pm Mar 8, 2011
Hey Dan, did you notice tonight that when Ennis got drilled into the boards (although it was a clean check), the guy who stuck up for him and came in to start throwing punches at the Penguins player was Mancari, who has been languishing in the minors all year. Has anyone else noticed that when players are benched, such as Sekera and Neidermayer, they start playing more inspired hockey when they're put back into the lineup? I don't know why Lindy doesn't do that more often, and not just with the role players or young players, but with EVERY player. If you're sucking or not giving your full effort we'll sit you down for a couple games and call up a guy who will kill to be in the NHL. Seems to make sense to me.
---- Sludge Monsters 22:03 pm Mar 8, 2011
Sign Stafford for one year!!! He's the best player we have right now. This team won't get better til we kick this GM piece of shit to the curb. The midget and giant should be assigned to the Portland Circus. Hockey players are 6' and ussually have facial hair. Penalty minutes at the end of the year should be THREE digits and the single column should be an ODD number. This team we have now would be the cleanest shaven stanley cup winners in history. I think we are close to seeing the first women in the NHL. The Sabres put a period together tonite. Unfortunatelly the NHL plays the three period system. Funny how are best players cost the least. But I'm OK with all this!!! The Sabres are as rediculous as the Fantasy hockey pool I'm in. 100 pt. D hatricks!!! Thats as funny as a guy on stilts standing next to a midget on ice skates!!! Life is good!!!! I'm laughing all the time.
---- Cart Boys 01:29 am Mar 8, 2011
drew stafford---my thoughts----the guy has been a piece of shit his whole career until his contract year and now he finally wakes up---i dont care if he gets 50 goals this year--kick him to the curb--only in buffalo would we throw millions of dollars at a power forward who is a fuckin pussy---why doesnt anyone on the sabres fight or stick up for themselves--only in buffalo would you have a six foot eight defenseman who has never dropped his gloves--and we have more midgets in town than willie wonka or the circus---darcy regier must be so proud of this team built in his limp wristed homo image---and lets give vanek the C---instead of being an A--which stands for asshole he could be the C --for cunt---its gonna take a few years to fix this mess but how about starting by getting some guys that when they get pushed--they knock you on your ass--and then punch you in the face for good measure--there is a reason that we have bullys in this world---its to make sure people like jason pominville dont survive and reproduce
---- Blind Squirrels 23:14 pm Mar 7, 2011
Ron, sometimes I wonder if we're watching the same games?!! What is with your love affair with Tim Connolly?? The guy sucks, everytime he shoots a wide open shot from the slot he fires it off the goal post or fires it off the glass. He couldn't fire the puck into the ocean from the deck of a cruise ship. The only reason he's still on the team is that Darcy doesn't want anyone to know that we got absolutely nothing of value back for the Michael Peca trade. Pierre Maguire on Versus tonight was congratulating Stafford on the "career year" he's having. Yes, it is in a contract year, but that's exactly what your future captain Thomas Vanek did, and he's still laughing all the way to the bank. But what would I expect from a G.M. who picks Jason Pomminville every year. And before you crow about leading and probably winning the league, let us not forget that you're two gimmicks ahead of Dan.
---- Cable Cru$aders 08:16 am Mar 7, 2011
So let's throw another log on the Kocher fire. I hope the Sabres do not resign Stafford after this year. Most of his goals were against back up goalies and he was no more valuable than Connolly the last couple of years. So its a contract year and he finally puts some effort in...so next year a team will reap the rewards of a 18 goal season for about 3.5 million a year,,,,JUST SAY NO!!!!!
---- Cart Boys 01:04 am Mar 7, 2011
just as i was closing in on 1st place---we have the gimmick---how ridiculous---it reminds me of the buffalo sabres--no one has the fuckin balls to get rid of scorers who dont score--so we go out and get a gimmick--brad boyes who is an offensive player who actually does his job---and the gimmick is that maybe people will forget about the useless shit on the roster--well--come playoff time the gimmick will be exposed and the sabres will be teeing off on the first hole and darcy will go back to taking visitors in his hole--what this team needs next year is more midgets who look like anorexic teen idols--ex. tyler penis and paul bunyan---also nathan gerbe--aka--billy barty--its so embarrassing to watch a sabres game and see the other team actually laughing at our "NHL" roster
---- Sludge Monsters 07:00 am Mar 6, 2011
Sorry guys, I was playing with the freebird trophy last night. It's not good!! I colored his face with a sharpie and he looks alittle like mike grier. When I went to put him in my trophy case he kind of tipped over and fell to the floor. The Stanley Cup broke out of his hands and I was unable to lacate it. I think it went under the hutch!! I'm not strong enoough to pull the hutch from the wall!! I'm really sorry guys!! The trophy is still kind of neat looking!! It looks like Grier celebrating freedom! I will try to put something together for the next winner. I was thinking maybe a Big letter D!!!!!!!!! ( for DUMB )
---- Blind Squirrels 22:19 pm Mar 5, 2011
Dan, Tim Connelly plays because Darcy says he's a top ten center in this league. I think he means ten inches.....Ron, another D hat trick??? Now you're just getting greedy! Share the wealth, my brother! I think next year we're going to have to channel the ghost of P.T. Barnum to figure out if we can get some more gimmicks factored into this league. We wouldn't want someone legit who's never won (such as Dan) to win this thing, now would we?
---- Cable Cru$aders 08:24 am Mar 5, 2011
Whose idea was the "D" hat trick?????...GENIUS Greg, pure genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---- Cart Boys 01:20 am Mar 5, 2011
so we picked up brad boyes because our goal scorers who fleece buffalo out of millions of dollars--suck! since our big goal scorers are shitheads shoudnt one of them be sitting out so brad boyes can play--why do you punish a 4th liner because your first liners are useless ---by the way---raffi torres has more goals this season than tim connelly---i think we kept the wrong guy at the end of the season last year---besides the fact that he blows darcy and sticks his weenie up darcys ass--why in the fuck is tim connelly still playing for the sabres
---- Blind Squirrels 22:40 pm Mar 4, 2011
Dan, I think the reason Ryan Miller sucks so bad is that Scooby ate all of the Scooby Snacks on him. I still say he looks like Shaggy if he were painted by Salvador Dali.....Mike, now you know exactly why we get so fired up about the Sabres. You're exactly right, if you watch every game like we do then you see the inconsistencies in the "best" players on this team. Hell, they have trouble putting together three good periods. When was the last time Miller had a shutout?....Ron, I'm glad you like the Brad Boyes pick up, but so do I. Mark hit it on the head: We didn't give up much to get a guy who's a proven NHL player who can score. I still say we should have tried harder to get a veteran defenseman too, but Darcy likes to take baby steps.....Greg, I think that if you don't taunt at least once a month then you can't bring up any more scoring changes at next year's draft. I think we need to get you a Blackberry so that you can taunt on a daily basis.
---- Rednecks 22:02 pm Mar 4, 2011
I watched the Sabres/Canes game and I have to say that was quite the uninspiring game. Not much checking, sloppy passing, break-outs were crappy too. I can see why you guys get so fired up all the time. I probably would be too if I watched the majority of the games.
---- Cable Cru$aders 09:09 am Mar 4, 2011
Brad Boyes, Brad Boyes whatcha gunna do...gunna score for the team called Cru!.....Darcy rocks!!!!
---- Sludge Monsters 04:08 am Mar 4, 2011
Yes Dan!!!! you hit it on the head!! Ryan Miller is a Goofy Goalie!! His poor handling of the puck and trying to make a save with his backside was embarrasing. However we're stuck with him! and the rest of the Circus. I must say that Boyes was a steal. A second round GUESS for a proven NHL'er?? Plus he got need'r'goal (lol) out of the lineup!! I still don't get the midget and the giant?!? It's kind of fun to watch but I don't think they are winning us any hockey games. Myers, A DEFENSEMEN, played defense tonight by back checking!! shouldn't he be the one already back????????????? The trade deadline is over, so now I have to wait for the Summer for "Common Sense" to find my Sabres. I can wait I guess? I still would like the team to make the playoffs. We have a few guys that deserve it. And, maybe they alone can help the circus advance a few rounds! Ron I Taunted with out a F@#*ing swear word!
---- Cart Boys 00:53 am Mar 4, 2011
ryan miller sucks !!!!!!!!!!!
---- Cart Boys 00:54 am Mar 2, 2011
doug--at least you get it---this team is not built for the playoffs--so who really even cares if we get there--because this team will get dismantled in a playoff series against most any other team--i have already watched regular season games where the sabres got the crap kicked out of them by teams such as pittsburgh--boston--toronto--the islanders--philly--etc. im sorry--but we will not win a series with the likes of circus midgets who look like girls playing for our team--a real hockey fan is embarrassed to see what kind of team darcy has built--one last thing--isnt it ironic that our limp wristed pussy of a GM trades for a guy named boyes----yes --cock is always on darcys mind even when it isnt in his butt---"boyz" get it darcy likes little boys and cock--how about trading for jimmy mann
---- Blind Squirrels 22:39 pm Mar 1, 2011
Mike, the reason for all the Darcy bashing is because we're tired of being told that the Sabres have "parameters" that other teams don't have when the Sabres sell out virtually every game, sell a ton of merchandise and change their jerseys as often as a woman changes her mind, and have a state-of-the art arena, but are content to make no concerted effort to win the Cup. That excuse doesn't fly any longer. The problem is that you have a G.M. who's intersted in maintaining his cushy job and making a very greedy businessman owner more money. Do Waylon Smithers and Mr. Monty Burns come to mind, anyone? Now we have an owner who's publicly stated the Sabres only mission is to win the Cup at no cost, so let's see how Darcy does with these "parameters." But to pass the blame onto everyone in the organization except the top brass, i.e. Darcy, Lindy, etc., would be ludicrous. The strength and conditioning coach making them rougher and tougher? You're either a tough guy or you're not, and I think Dan's point is the Sabres have too many guys who are not, being a reflection of their G.M., and thus get manhandled when the going gets tough, i.e. the playoffs and even a playoff run. Q.E.D.
---- Rednecks 09:10 pm Mar 1, 2011
I have to ask, why all the Regier hating? I know you don't like his business decisions but as he stated in the news today, he had "parameters" he had to work with from the old owner. Which means in laymens terms that he couldn't do shit to try and improve the team with an impending sale of the team. You can't change the numbers in the books drastically that could harm the future sale of the team. He actually has a long playing history. Mainly a career minor leaguer, but, he was a Cleveland Baron for God's sake! He was even voted an Iron Man in the Central Hockey League for being an unsung hero. Don't get on his shit for trying to make the Sabres a better finesse team. That's the way the league is going. If you want to lay blame, point the finger at our scouting or our lame duck player development or even the strength and conditioning coach for not making them rougher and tougher! Just because I'm defending Darcy doesn't mean I love him! Let us not forget this is a business afterall and we are a small market team!
---- Cart Boys 01:03 am Mar 1, 2011
really!!!!! thats it!!!!!!! brad boyes? another finesse player added because all of our finesse players are overpaid pieces of shit---but dont unload any of our useless trash---way to go darcy--you cock loving fucking faggot--you are the wimpiest piece of homo limp wristed trash i have ever come across on planet earth---get the fucking cocks out of your ass and mouth and please go kill yourself cuz you are the worst GM this universe has ever seen---brad boyes? thats it? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!
---- Blind Squirrels 22:53 pm Feb 28, 2011
So Dan, to answer your question, Darcy's "big move" was picking up Brad Boyes from St. Louis. I actually like the pick-up, but my response is, "This is the best you can do, Darcy?" Seems like another Raffi Torres, Dainus Zubrus move if you ask me. Where's the veteran power-play defenseman? Oh, I forgot the Rangers already scooped him up (McCabe). Once again Darcy makes a minor splash when a giant wave is called for while the Sabres enter their most grueling and important stretch of the season. I hope Pegula was just joking when he said he's going to retain Darcy. The only thing Darcy and the Cup have in common is that Darcy doesn't need to wear one when he plays hockey.
---- Cart Boys 01:06 am Feb 28, 2011
this is your big moment darcy----for some crazy reason the new owner is giving your cock loving ass another chance--so dont fuck up at the trade deadline--unload some useless dead weight and pick up some gritty hockey players ---you gay homo pansy ass wimp!!!!!!!
---- Blind Squirrels 00:07 am Feb 26, 2011
Dan-o, well said about Craig Rivet. He was a gamer and led by example, and he always stuck up for his teammates, even if that meant fighting the toughest guys on the other team. When I think of Rivet I always think back to that Flyers game when Carcillo was going after Mark's boy Kaleta, on Kaleta's first game back from an injury, and Rivet fought Carcillo twice in the same game. I'd like to see Ron's boy Vanek do that, since Vanek should be the next Sabres captain according to Ron. And then what was Rivet's reward from the Sabres and Regier's regime? To languish in the press box while incompetents like Sekera and Butler take his spot. If anyone thinks any businessman, or company for that matter, has any loyalty to its workers, especially the guys in the trenches doing the grunt work, you're freaking crazier than a shithouse rat.
---- Blind Squirrels 00:06 am Feb 26, 2011
Dan-o, well said about Craig Rivet. He was a gamer and led by example, and he always stuck up for his teammates, even if that meant fighting the toughest guys on the other team. When I think of Rivet I always think back to that Flyers game when Carcillo was going after Mark's boy Kaleta, on Kalet's first game back from an injury, and Rivet fought Carcillo twice in the same game. I'd like to see Ron's boy Vanek do that, since Vanek should be the next Sabres captain according to Ron. And then what was Rivet's reward from the Sabres and Regier's regime? To languish in the press box while incompetents like Sekera and Butler take his spot. If anyone thinks any businessman, or company for that matter, has any loyalty to its workers, especially the guys in the trenches doing the grunt work, you're freaking crazier than a shithouse rat.
---- Cart Boys 00:55 am Feb 25, 2011
gonna miss craig rivet--thats the kind of guy who wins stanley cups--too bad his best days were behind him but i would still rather see him in the lineup than half our current players--at least he showed up every game and never bitched or moaned while he was benched most of this year---geez---you sit ryan miller one game and he throws a hissy fit---too bad his big fuckin ego prevents us from having a back up goalie--who might actually turn out to be better than miller---gotta pass on geckos sat. night--mike glynn had free tickets so i am gonna be at the game
---- Blind Squirrels 22:52 pm Feb 24, 2011
I've consulted my dictionary of English language usage, and "stupider" is a word, but only in the Carolinas.....Let's give Pegula a chance to bring in the right hockey people and hopefully cut some of the deadweight before we judge him one way or another. Remember, judge not lest ye be judged. I think Judge Judy said that.....Frankly, I like the Kochers language on the taunt board. I think we should suspend whoever tabulates the daily points because if I see "Another Quiet Night in the League" and 0 points awarded to anybody when there are a ton of games going on I'm going to think the fix is on.
---- Fools 22:01 pm Feb 24, 2011
Alright Crusaders, stop counting the days in between my taunts. Don't you have anything better to do! So the new owner starts out by crying like a baby at his press conference and stating Regier will remain as GM. Not a good way to get on the Cart Boys good side! I think it's a good thing to have an owner willing to spend, just so long as the spending is SMART!!! I think the youth in the organization(emphasis on the "i" like Robitalle) show promise but quite a few current slugs need to go: Connolly,Hecht,Gaustad,Niedermayer,Sekera,Butler,Lalime. A couple things I do like about Pegula is he has been a long time Sabres fan as is his family, and buying the team is simply a toy for him to play with(albeit a 189 million dollar toy). He even said he doesn't need money so let's hope his new toy can hold his interest long enough to bring him and the long suffering fans from Buffalo a Stanley Cup. The first 2 years will be interesting... Also, Sabres game this Saturday @ Gecko's. Myself,Schmitty & Dave are in so far. Who else??
---- Fools 22:00 pm Feb 24, 2011
Alright Crusaders, stop counting the days in between my taunts. Don't you have anything better to do! So the new owner starts out by crying like a baby at his press conference and stating Regier will remain as GM. Not a good way to get on the Cart Boys good side! I think it's a good thing to have an owner willing to spend, just so long as the spending is SMART!!! I think the youth in the organization(emphasis on the "i" like Robitalle) show promise but quite a few current slugs need to go: Connolly,Hecht,Gaustad,Niedermayer,Sekera,Butler,Lalime. A couple things I do like about Pegula is he has been a long time Sabres fan as is his family, and buying the team is simply a toy for him to play with(albeit a 189 million dollar toy). He even said he doesn't need money so let's hope his new toy can hold his interest long enough to bring him and the long suffering fans from Buffalo a Stanley Cup. The first 2 years will be interesting...
---- Rednecks 08:30 pm Feb 24, 2011
Lots of action on the board lately. I am very entertained! Mark, is there such a word as stupider? Let's ask our English professor, Mr Schmidt. I wish I could see the Sabres play so I could have some input on the games, but I do know that they have no depth and that won't get you a Stanley Cup. It'll take a while to rebuild for sure. The Sabres are trying to ship off 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb sack. Ron, are we allowed to mail shit?
---- Cable Cru$aders 06:11 pm Feb 24, 2011
The greatest invention of all time?....this taunt board! The Kocher's give me a daily dose of laughter every day. I'm sorry but Vanek would be a good choice for captain. You pay your best players to produce points and lead. Maybe this is just what the doctor ordered for him. Dan, Gaustad is a joke he floats more than goofy boober from Doug's tackle box. He shows up one game than disappears for the next 2. I'm glad we are all amped up over Pegula but lets just see what changes he allows on the ice. You can't trade these turds unless some other GM can be snowed into it. Also it may be time to suspend the Kocher's over their language on the board, from their latest taunts were the words( shit, cock, pussy, ass, butt and elephant shit). Thats with Sludge already on probation! Also 12 days sice last Fools taunt...how sad. Must be too busy playing with his "puppy"!!!
---- Cable Cru$aders 06:08 pm Feb 24, 2011
The greatest invention of all time?....this taunt board! The Kocher's give me a daily dose of laughter every day. I'm sorry but Vanek would be a good choice for captain. You pay your best players to produce points and lead. Maybe this is just what the doctor ordered for him. Dan, Gaustad is a joke he floats more than goofy boober from Doug's tackle box. He shows up one game than disappears for the next 2. I'm glad we are all amped up over Pegula but lets just see what changes he allows on the ice. You can't trade these turds unless some other GM can be snowed into it. Also it may be time to suspend the Kocher's over their language on the board, from their latest taunts were the words( shit, cock, pussy, ass, butt and elephant shit). Thats with Sludge already on probation!
---- Cart Boys 01:10 am Feb 24, 2011
what have we learned from having a new owner take over the sabres----a sack of shit is still a sack of shit no matter who owns the team--i expected a playoff type game with pegula and the french connection in the house and i almost fell asleep in the first period--i guess you cant expect pussy players to turn into playoff players no matter what happens---im sure darcy is proud of his fellow butt buddies like pominville vanek and connelly--at least gaustad and mccormick tried to wake the stiffs up from thier deep sleep--start the wholesale changes as soon as possible--oh my god--craig rivet was put on waivers--if thomas vanek becomes captain i will become a fan of calgary and buffalo will be my number 2 team--you cant have a guy who takes cock up his ass as a captain of an NHL team--and i am not worried about darcy--once pegula seeshim in action he will be fired faster than his boyfriend sticks his hot dog up his butt--expect this gem of a trade by darcy this year---gaustad--mccormick--weber and kaleta get traded for john holmes and any black man--thats a trade darcy would be drooling over
---- Blind Squirrels 22:09 pm Feb 23, 2011
While I'm not the staunch propenent of fighting that the Kochers are, is it any accident that Gaustad and McCormick get into fights with two of the tougher guys on Atlanta, Morrisson throws another thunderous clean body check that upsets the other team, Kaleta is causing players to skate with their heads on a swivel, and oh yeah, the Sabres win the game easily? Sometimes the little intangible things in hockey are just as important as the flashy stuff. I just think you need a good mix of all things to win a cup, and also to stay healthy, get hot goaltending in the playoffs, and a little luck.
---- Blind Squirrels 22:24 pm Feb 22, 2011
Terry Pegula says the Sabres mission will be to win the Stanley Cup. How refreshing. I guess that means that Regier will be sent (fudge) packing.
---- Blind Squirrels 01:24 am Feb 22, 2011
Dr. Schmitty thinks Mark has internalized his secret love of baseball and has made himself "constipated" and generally feeling "shitty," hence all of those terms used in his rants. We'll get you out to a Bisons game this year, you can bet on that.
---- Cart Boys 01:14 am Feb 22, 2011
i cant wait to see what happens when pegula takes over--the buttfucking orgy is finally ending in buffalo--sorry darcy but its time for you to ride your boyfriend off into the sunset--all us manly men can finally cheer for a team of real hockey players-- ihave never seen a team with so many players who have never dropped thier gloves in thier life--these guys definitely take after thier weiner sucking GM --ITS TIME TO CLEAN HOUSE--THE GRAVY TRAIN IS MAKING ITS LAST STOP AT THE GARBAGE DUMP AND WE HAVE A LOT OF TRASH TO GET RID OF---- mark i think you need to step away from the hockey rink for a little while --and take a break before you get burned out--i suggest you try watching some baseball --it is very relaxing--you may become a new fan of americas pastime
---- Sludge Monsters 22:39 pm Feb 21, 2011
I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew my friends!!! Can't wait for the next 7 days. Goodbye to my lazy Sabre players!! I won't miss you at all. Rivet, you have been the best Sabre Captain I've ever seen. That's no CROSS CHECK! If we make a trade, there is stupider people out there than Regier. Is that possible???? 7pm JUNIOR game wednesday if anyone wants to see Hockey!!!???? I know that I will!! I'm so close to throw in the towel on the "SAD NEWS SABRES"!!! We have the Giant, the Midget, the Lazy Guy, The Constipated, the Minority, and the 5 Invisables!!!!! I never liked the Circus!!!! Funny how all the COWS keep supporting this pile of Elephant SHIT!! Juniors Wednesday here I COME!!!!
---- Sludge Monsters 22:37 pm Feb 21, 2011
I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew my friends!!! Can't wait for the next 7 days. Goodbye to my lazy Sabre players!! I won't miss you at all. Rivet, you have been the best Sabre Captain I've ever seen. That's no CROSS CHECK! If we make a trade, there is stupider people out there than Regier. Is that possible???? 7pm JUNIOR game wednesday if anyone wants to see Hockey!!!???? I know that I will!! I'm so close to throw in the towel on the "SAD NEWS SABRES" We have the Giant, the Midget, the Lazy Guy, The Constipated, the Minority, and the 5 Invisables!!!!! I never liked the Circus!!!! Funny how all the COWS keep supporting this pile of Elephant SHIT!! Juniors Wednesday here I COME!!!!
---- Blind Squirrels 09:39 pm Feb 20, 2011
The Sabres just lost their 3rd straight home game today, and rather than make a bold move to get them back in the hunt, homo Regier says he's going to sit on his hands (or is it on his gay lover's cock???) and evaluate the situation before making any trades. If the hottest girl in the world were begging him to do her, he would probably tell her," I need to evaluate the situation before taking any action." I can't wait for this pansy to take a hike and let a real bold G.M. take over. Maybe then we'll win that elusive Cup.
---- Blind Squirrels 09:38 pm Feb 20, 2011
The Sabres just lost their 3rd straight home game today, and rather than make a bold move to get them back in the hunt, homo Regier says he's going to sit on his hands (or is it on his gay lover's cock???) and evaluate the situation before making any trades. If the hottest girl in the world were begging him to do her, he would probably tell her," I need to evaluate the situation before taking any action." I can't wait for this pansy to take a hike and let a real bold G.M. take over. Maybe then we'll win that elusive cup.
---- Blind Squirrels 09:38 pm Feb 20, 2011
The Sabres just lost their 3rd straight home game today, and rather than make a bold move to get them back in the hunt, homo Regier says he's going to sit on his hands (or is it on his gay lover's cock???) and evaluate the situation before making any trades. If the hottest girl in the world were beggin him to do her, he would probably tell her," I need to evaluate the situation before taking any action." I can't wait for this pansy to take a hike and let a real bold G.M. take over. Maybe then we'll win that elusive cup.
---- Blind Squirrels 01:35 am Feb 20, 2011
Great time tonight at the Bandits game with Ron (thanks for the tix!), Greg, and Todd! Cabaret is a nice place and the Bandits game is more fun than a Sabres game.....Mark, what were you doing in Canada??? Can you say Candian ballet, because I sure can. G.W. and I made a pit stop at the Brickhouse, and guess what, not once did Greg mention how hot it was in there....unless we were talking about the hot waitresses in skimpy clothes.
---- Cart Boys 01:27 am Feb 20, 2011
wow--lots of hockey trades starting to pick up---cant believe the sabres finally got tomas kaberle--oh wait we didnt get him--our arch enemy the boston bruins traded for him while our GM darcy was getting his ass split in half by his gay lover--cant wait till pegula takes over and cleans all the homosexuals out and replaces them with hockey players--bye bye tiny tim and pussyville and joking hecht--so long over the hill grier and niedermayer and rivet--bye bye cheerleader lalime--and useless butler and sekera--the circus is leaving town--so good riddance to midgets byron and gerbil
---- Sludge Monsters 23:53 pm Feb 19, 2011
Just back from Canada!!! saw probably 8 or 9 14 yr olds that were better than Tim Connelly!! Sad!! but true! Can't wait to see if new owner was blessed with a PENIS!!! May go to church tomorrow for some praying!! Dear GOD plese let new Sabre owner have a PENIS!!! If he does NOT have a PENIS I will sacrifice mine!!! I would gladly do it for the good of Sabres Hockey! Please FIRE all Management new Sabre owner with PENIS!! Please let the fans have Hockey back!! Stop giving MONEY to charity cases. We deserve better. Common SENSE is all we ask for.... I wish the Fans(?) would show management by not attending games, but, that will never happen!! Most real SMART fans watch the games from their COACH or Santoras. Stupid people drink $8.00 BEERS and watch the CIRCUS live. HELP ME!!!! I NEED SOME HELP HERE!!!!!?!!!!!
---- Cart Boys 00:44 am Feb 18, 2011
i agree mario is nothing more than a big whiner--nobody cares what he thinks about the league--he is old news. when he played---the wright brothers were test flying airplanes and there were still a few dinosaurs roaming the earth--he is like a washed up hollywood actor trying to get back his 15 minutes of fame--which reminds me--dont blink or you may have missed the peter forsberg comeback--what is up with this tool--you sucked when you played before--why would you even think of coming back and ruining an up and coming young team like colorado---just get over yourself--another former crybaby NHL player who misses the spotlight--
---- Blind Squirrels 23:47 pm Feb 17, 2011
I would like everyone to say a prayer for my liver as I'm going out drinking with the heavyweights: G.W., Ron, and worst of all, Captain Lou, on Saturday night to the Bandits game. Looking forward to it. In my last will and testament, I'd like to leave my bladder to the less fortunate, namely Dan the Man.....Mark, I feel your pain because I agree with you that Mario, who was a big crybaby when he played, is still a big crybaby. Tell Bettman to change his diaper, give him a bottle, and rock him to sleep. I know he was a goal-suck, but Gretzky was 10x the ambassador for the game and did more to promote the sport than Lemieux ever did.
---- Sludge Monsters 22:03 pm Feb 17, 2011
Goalies are a dime a dozen!!! Just like finnesse forwards. Why pay mucho dollars for an average player. Why are we RUINING THIS SPORT!!!!! Mario I have a rope or a bullet or a bath tub ( and hair dryer ) you can borrow!!! Shut your trap..... stop trying to ruin the sport that made you a millionaire! WTF!!!! CRY you big snot bag!! I hate you and what the USA has done to the sport! we need a Canadien league that is played for love and not the US dollar!!!! I want to be a season ticket holder to some sort of HOCKEY team!!!! HELP ME GOD!!! I just want to make sense of it all!!
---- Blind Squirrels 23:02 pm Feb 15, 2011
Danny Boy, I've taken note of your new email address. I didn't know Andy knew how to operate a blackberry??? I would have thought he would have thought a blackberry was Barry White or Barry Gordy. Good to have you back!....I heard a rumor at work that word on the street was there was a trade rumor of Ryan Miller for Patrick Kane. I wouldn't make that trade unless Chicago threw in a defenseman, but I think that there's even a rumor out there proves Sludge's point that Miller is not the goalie god he thinks he is. Great game by Enroth tonight. Way to go, kid! And after the game that you won, you didn't bash the fans or act like the reporters were bothering you, like head-case Miller always does. If he wasn't a crucial part of what the Blind Squirrels are trying to do this year I wouldn't give a rat's ass about Miller!
---- Sludge Monsters 08:01 pm Feb 15, 2011
Mario lemieux cries like he's still playing!?! He should sell the team to a MAN!! if he wants to! I don't miss his clutch and grab cry baby act from the 80's. and I certainly don't need to hear it now. Wasn't it his team that was involved in the "nonsense"! I would really like to get my hands on the vagina fertilizer. The NHL sure has a bunch of it. Millions could be made on the Vagina fertilizer!!! maybe they know that! Go Enroth show MILLER baby how it's done. What where you doing 4' out of the net on a go around??? MORON. your not the goalie you think you are!!
---- Cart Boys 01:17 am Feb 15, 2011
yes indeed--andy feltham has hacked into my e-mail and continues to send out phony e-mails that are not really from me---he tells about playing for the boys club giants 50 years ago--blah blah blah--shutup andy no-one cares--go away--you are the second coming of satan--anyway--my new e-mail address is brewcrew22@hotmail.com--hopefully this will put a stop to the hacker(andy) who has taken over my e-mail and is annoying all my e-mail buddies like he annoys everyone in real life
---- Blind Squirrels 23:10 pm Feb 14, 2011
Ron, you're tough but fair. I think the penalty on Sludge doesn't go far enough, as they clearly crossed over the line that all other franchises seem to stay behind while taunting. I suggest you make Sludge attend a Bisons game next summer seeing how much he loves America's pastime. That would certainly make him respect the rules. Only a few days before pitchers and catchers report for spring training, Sludge, aren't you excited?....Speaking of jackasses, Dan, someone has hacked into your personal email again. When are you going to change your email address, brother? I'm getting several emails a day that I'm not opening because I know they're not from you. I'll give you a call on Thursday about going out to have a few cold ones. If anyone else is interested, let me know.
---- Sludge Monsters 22:01 pm Feb 14, 2011
Good bye!!!! Im Done with the taunt board!!!! Speechless!
---- Rednecks 02:36 pm Feb 14, 2011
3rd place? Dammit! This is unacceptable! At least I'm not neighbors with Sludge yet. Sidney needs to put on a Mark Kelso/ Gazoo helmet and get his ass back on the ice and get me some points, STAT! I don't know Dan, that city job sounds pretty cushy. Wouldn't you rather be a coffee boy than a cart boy?
---- Cable Cru$aders 08:07 am Feb 14, 2011
Due to the Sludge's blatant disregard for my ultimatum against the over use of profanity I have issued a penalty against their franchise. At first I was going to order the forfeit of next years 1st round pick, but then I decided it was not severe enough. Therefore I have suspended his taunting for 1 week. Do not test me again Sludge!!! Happy valentines to all you stupid mother fucker, cock sucking, asshole, bastards!!!
---- Cart Boys 00:43 am Feb 14, 2011
who are the fucking jackasses cutting down every tree in the city of tonawanda--i guess someone has a relative with a firewood business--pretty soon the city will look like a flat wasteland like the town of tonawanda----how many city workers does it take to cut down a tree--answer----7 ----one does the work---five watch--and the other guy goes to pick up the coffee and doughnuts---how many city workers does it take to tear apart the gazebo--answer 10----six guys watch---one goes to timmys to get the coffee for everyone and the other 3 stand under it when it collapses because they dont know what the fuck they are doing---by the way this taunt only makes fun of city of tonawanda workers--no other workers are meant to be made fun of by this taunt
---- Sludge Monsters 22:27 pm Feb 13, 2011
Peters RETIRED!!!!!???? From what????? I thought you had to have a career to retire?!? Whatever!!! NHL SUCKS!!!These guys are in the NHL for the same reason Bush jr. was our president! Atleast the NHL didn't kill anyone. FUCK YOU GEORGE BUSH!!! Off with his head! Hockey Sucks I'm DONE!
---- Blind Squirrels 09:22 pm Feb 13, 2011
Mark, maybe your latest taunt ended up in history due to the censors. I read it. Didn't you read the latest directive against bad language from our fearless commish?? And yes, Dan, I'll miss Andrew Peters. Everytime I watched one of his fights I thought I was watching John L. Sullivan from 1904. The worst enforcer in Sabres history.
---- Cart Boys 01:24 am Feb 13, 2011
i gotta give props to the islanders--its fine that brent johnson decked dipietro in a fair fight--but the guy got hurt and the penguins were on the bench laughing about it--i am so glad to see a team with some balls---they called up a slapshot skills goon from the minors and put all thier tough guys in and set pittsburgh straight--if only the sabres had a team like that--also last week saw a fight fest between boston and montreal---dont worry sabres fans--even if we did sneak into the playoffs we would be no match for pittsburgh boston montreal or even the islanders--not with our lineup of pussies and circus midgets---it would be a first round embarrassment---if only we had a hockey man as g.m. instead of a limp wristed pussy who loves men--also i know mark is sad about the news that andrew peters just retired--he will miss those staged meaningless swinging at air fights that peters was so good at
---- Sludge Monsters 00:12 am Feb 13, 2011
my taunt ended up in history WTF!!! this site sucks
---- Sludge Monsters 00:05 am Feb 13, 2011
Diarhea in the mouth!!!! Hockey is played til the age of 18! that is whan the suits in the US of A take over and ruin it! Wrestling is more real than the shit we are forced to watch. Vanek is dumbledorf, Roy is Winnie the POOH... Tyler Myers is the Green Giant! these are characters meant to entertain the masses!!! Remember Bill Hajt??? Then the porn industry takes off!?! SEE???? The best players are the ones in juniors!~ the entertainment guys are in the WWF i mean NHL! Thank GOD for new ownership. I hope he is blessed with a PENIS!!!!! Penis' are a good thing when it comes to sports. Sorry Ron. Hard to hear I know! Why did the chicken cross the road??? Because a Hockey Game was about to start!!!! Did you ever see a chicken Vagina????? Sure you have! all chickens have one! if not two or three! Vanek has seven! Connelly has 73! Thats a lot of vaginas?!? I hope he wears alot of pads when its his time of the month. Gotta go! my penis is tired and needs some sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
---- Sludge Monsters 00:03 am Feb 13, 2011

---- Sludge Monsters 00:02 am Feb 13, 2011
Diarhea in the mouth!!!! Hockey is played til the age of 18! that is whan the suits in the US of A take over and ruin it! Wrestling is more real than the shit we are forced to watch. Vanek is dumbledorf, Roy is Winnie the POOH... Tyler Myers ids the Green Giant! thesae are characters meant to entertain the masses!!! Remember Bill Hajt??? Then the porn industry takes off!?! SEE???? The best players are the ones in juniors!~ the entertainment guys are in the WWF i mean NHL! Thank GOD for new ownership. I hope he is blessed with a PENIS!!!!! Penis' are a good thing when it comes to sports. Sorry Ron. Hard to hear I know! Why did the chicken cross the road??? Because a Hockey Game was about to start!!!! Did you ever see a chicken Vagina????? Sure you have! all chickens have one! if not two or three! Vanek has seven! Connelly has 73! Thats a lot of vaginas?!? I hope he wears alot of pads when its his time of the month. Gotta go! my penis is tired and needs some sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
---- Sludge Monsters 00:00 am Feb 13, 2011
Diarhea in the mouth!!!! Hockey is played til the age of 18! that is whan the suits in the US of A take over and ruin it! Wrestling is more real than the shit we are forced to watch. Vanek is dumbledorf, Roy is Winnie the POOH... Tyler Myers ids the Green Giant! thesae are characters meant to entertain the masses!!! Remember Bill Hajt??? Then the porn industry takes off!?! SEE???? The best players are the ones in juniors!~ the entertainment guys are in the WWF i mean NHL! Thank GOD for new ownership. I hope he is blessed with a PENIS!!!!! Penis' are a good thing when it comes to sports. Sorry Ron. Hard to hear I know! Why did the chicken cross the road??? Because a Hockey Game was about to start!!!! Did you ever see a chicken Vagina????? Sure you have! all chickens have one! if not two or three! Vanek has seven! Connelly has 73! Thats a lot of vaginas?!? I hope he wears alot of pads when its his time of the month. Gotta go! my penis is tired and needs some sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---- Sludge Monsters 23:59 pm Feb 12, 2011
Diarhea in the mouth!!!! Hockey is played til the age of 18! that is whan the suits in the US of A take over and ruin it! Wrestling is more real than the shit we are forced to watch. Vanek is dumbledorf, Roy is Winnie the POOH... Tyler Myers ids the Green Giant! thesae are characters meant to entertain the masses!!! Remember Bill Hajt??? Then the porn industry takes off!?! SEE???? The best players are the ones in juniors!~ the entertainment guys are in the WWF i mean NHL! Thank GOD for new ownership. I hope he is blessed with a PENIS!!!!! Penis' are a good thing when it comes to sports. Sorry Ron. Hard to hear I know! Why did the chicken cross the road??? Because a Hockey Game was about to start!!!! Did you ever see a chicken Vagina????? Sure you have! all chickens have one! if not two or three! Vanek has seven! Connelly has 73! Thats a lot of vaginas?!? I hope he wears alot of pads when its his time of the month. Gotta go! my penis is tired and needs some sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---- Blind Squirrels 22:24 pm Feb 12, 2011
Greg, are you TRYING to start a fight with the Kocher boys???!!! I'm giving you the extra two for instigating! The enforcer pretty much doesn't exist anymore in the NHL, which is why you see guys taking huge runs at each other. They know that there will be no retribution from someone who will kick his ass, but maybe a minor scrap with the guy he laid out. Fighting has and always will and always should be a part of hockey. I think you're exactly right, G.W., however, that these guys need to take a check like a man and simply throw one back. You should only need to be stuck up for by your teammates if somebody cheap shots you and you're down. That's my two cents.
---- Fools 08:51 pm Feb 12, 2011
I'm in the mood for a Saturday night rant(shows you how exciting my Saturday nights are!). I have to take issue with some of these PUSSIES in the NHL lately(that's right Kocher boys, I said PUSSIES)who have to take action against another player just because he laid a nice check on him or one of his teammates. WTF??? Seems I can't watch a game anymore where a player gets hammered with a clean check and wants to fight(or some other meathead on his team) 2 shifts later with the dude who laid him out?? Don't get me wrong, I love a good hockey fight! But fighting should be left to the guys who police cheap shots, not clean checks. Take the hit like a MAN! Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't checking part of the game! Too many FAGS getting their feelings hurt over a body check...I miss the post-lockout year of hockey! Players being able to showcase their skills without all the clutch & grab that has crept back into the NHL. But, I have no problem with 2 goons throwing down for absolutely no reason whatsoever. That's entertainment!! They should let those guys carry weapons as well! Wait, that would make it the NBA. What they should do is mic these guys up to hear how they plan the whole fight prior to the puck drop. Funny!
---- Blind Squirrels 23:05 pm Feb 11, 2011
You Kocher boys keep me in stitches!!! Keep us the good work, gentlemen!!!
---- Sludge Monsters 02:26 am Feb 11, 2011
The Sabres don't want a guy with BALLS schmitty!!!!???? They'd have to build a second (MENS) locker room!
---- Cart Boys 01:08 am Feb 11, 2011
hey--just wanted to give everyone the heads up to watch the grammys on sunday--not only is everybodys favorite little fag--justin bieber performing--but the reason i will be watching is to see katy perry perform---now that is talent--its not easy to look that hot--i actually saw darcy regier at my store the other day--he was with another guy-- named phil mcCracken
---- Blind Squirrels 23:06 pm Feb 10, 2011
Speaking of the news and crazy Arab guys, I was watching CNN on my lunch and that fucking crazy Egyptian leader is not stepping aside! WTF??? Millions of people in Cairo are protesting and camping out for days, and he's going to hold out a little while longer. And then I'm sure, if he doesn't get killed by his own people, the U.S. will offer him asylum for the rest of his miserable life, while guys like us will have to work for the rest of our lives. Maybe the Sabres will make him their next G.M. - at least this guy's got a set of balls.
---- Sludge Monsters 09:51 pm Feb 10, 2011
When can we start firing people. C'mon lets do the DIET thing and get rid of all the DEAD weight. when you win 7-4 and your a minus three it's time to put the shot gun in your mouth. WOW thats wrong!!! ??? I suck for saying such a thing!
---- Cart Boys 01:13 am Feb 10, 2011
speaking about that fuckin arab that chopped his wifes head off---i am so glad that trial is over --i couldnt take another day of the stupid ass news shows giving that jackass publicity---what the hell is wrong with the news--i swear they love all the murder and mayhem stories---the more disgusting the story--the longer they whack off to it during the commercial break--they are some sick fuckers---the best is when someone dies and they shove a mic in a family members face and say--so how you feeling---dont watch the news--it is pure fucking garbage
---- Blind Squirrels 22:52 pm Feb 9, 2011
I was watching the Candiens play the Bruins tonight and there were 14 goals, hard hits, a ton of all hands on deck fights, and even a minor goalie fight between Price and Thomas! What a game! The last time I got that excited by myself I was not watching hockey. I'm going to the Brickhouse Saturday night, Mark and Ron, if you guys are interested? I heard they're turning down the thermostat and staffing only male waiters like the tool we had in Erie. What a clown that guy was! I don't know if I've ever seen a waiter try to upsell bone-dry, disgusting chicken wings before. I felt like telling him, "Yeah, I'll order something else. How about if I order you away from this table and have the hot barmaid wait on us like she should." Thanks for bringing your credit card, Mark. I think the barmaid thought we were high rollers.
---- Sludge Monsters 06:28 pm Feb 9, 2011
Mo Hussain decapitated the trophy.... He's an ASS!!!
---- Cart Boys 01:18 am Feb 8, 2011
no one was happier to see green bay win the super bowl than darcy regier--he will always be a packer(as in fudge) i agree with schmitty about the brickhouse--those waitresses need the heat so high because they are cold---they should just turn the heat down and put the waitresses in snowsuits
---- Blind Squirrels 22:53 pm Feb 7, 2011
I say we plan another roadtrip for next month - either Erie or Rochester. Who's with me??? Mike, make the trip up from NC, brother! And I promise the guys I won't drag you kicking and screaming to the Brickhouse again. The reason it's 120 degrees in there is that the girls have virtually nothing on! If you weren't complaining so much you might have noticed that crucial detail. I also think they grow their own hothouse tomatoes and pointsettias in there too.
---- Cart Boys 01:59 am Feb 6, 2011
fun trip to erie---a good break from my shitty job--sluggers---great place to hang out ---hockey game was very exciting----lost 10 pounds sitting at the brickhouse sauna---only no shows tonite were greg and zack kassian
---- Blind Squirrels 01:31 am Feb 6, 2011
Great time tonight in Erie with great friends! The beers were cold and flowing, the hockey was good, and the sports bar Sluggers was cool. Maybe next time, Greg? Special thanks to Mark for driving and for organizing this old-fashioned road trip, just like the good old days. Although no strip club in the lower floor of the arena, like the North Point!
---- Blind Squirrels 01:30 am Feb 6, 2011
Great time tonight in Erie with great friends! The beers were cold and flowing, the hockey was good, and the sports bar Sluggers was cool. Maybe next time, Greg? Special thanks to Mark for driving and for organizing this old-fashioned road trip, just like the good old days. Although no strip club in the lower floor of the areana, like the North Point!
---- Blind Squirrels 01:30 am Feb 6, 2011
Great time tonight in Erie with great friends! The beers were cold and flowing, the hockey was good, and the sports bar Sluggers was cool. Maybe next time, Greg? Special thanks to Mark for driving and for organizing this old-fashioned road trip, just like the good days. Although no strip club in the lower floor of the areana, like the North Point!
---- Cart Boys 00:37 am Feb 5, 2011
i dont know how this erie trip is gonna turn out --but i wont be at work so its off to a good start
---- Fools 08:23 pm Feb 4, 2011
Sorry boys, this fool is bailing on the Erie trip. Too much going on with the kids this weekend...next time...sniff,sniff...have a few cold ones for me!
---- Fools 08:23 pm Feb 4, 2011
Sorry boys, this fool is bailing on the Erie trip. Too much going on with the kids this weekend. Next time...sniff,sniff...have a few cold ones for me!
---- Rednecks 05:40 pm Feb 4, 2011
Damn you Crusaders! I will take back 1st soon!
---- Blind Squirrels 22:44 pm Feb 3, 2011
Mark, if we're drinking beers on the way down then I call shotgun. But I think you're the only one of us who owns a shotgun, Mr. Nugent (Dan's line). Dan, I like the Hall of Fame reference. We know there's only one true hall of famer among us, though, and I hope he's going??? Yes, Mr. Webb, I'm talking to you! We know you put beer in your breakfast cereal and like to watch hockey, so we'll pick you up promptly after I take my hair out of curlers, after Ron packs two of everything just in case, Mark googles the best public restrooms along the I-90, and Dan takes back the last of the softball team empties. Can't wait!!!
---- Cable Cru$aders 02:15 am Feb 3, 2011
Dan, I have been called alot of things in my life But, "hall of famer" is a first...........sorry for the pause i'm crying uncontrollably..what a compliment. No Freebird member has ever thrown up in Erie its safe to say. You could be a pioneer..maybe when they hold the chuck a puck you could...nahh that would be over the top. Mike, i'm comin' for first look out. No way some back dooring redneck is taking this historic award into the backroads of where ever the frick you live. It belongs in scenic Tonawanda with the other treasures like Andy Feltham, Santora's, Canal fest and The Eldredge club!... look out Otters the Freebird league is a cumming( did i spell that wrong?)
---- Cart Boys 02:01 am Feb 3, 2011
i drank 4 beers last night and i had 3 in 45 minutes when i got home from work tonite--why ? you ask--because i am in training for the road trip to erie this saturday---i wanna be on top of my game and i dont want to pull a muscle---so i am getting ready so i can keep up with some of the hall of famers i will be drinking with saturday--like ron and greg and mark and doug--i can only hope i am worthy enough to hold their beer.
---- Sludge Monsters 23:46 pm Feb 2, 2011
yes, drinking to erie is most likely going to happen. I will gladly refrain til arrival. I am a TEAM player. Who ever rides shotgun will have to hold wheel while I text though. I don't drink while i drive and i certainly don't steer while i text!! Team Work is a must if we are to get there safely. If Ron is in no shape to deliver we will stay the night?!? We can't have people getting the wrong mail over an OHL Hockey game. Greg I bought you a ticket!! so YOU WILL be going. I'd rather you had a choice! but you now don't. I will pick you up 15 minutes after Ron wakes up and 2 hours after schmitty gets out of the shower. Dan will be bringing his back pack which usually has a 12 in it. We will drive with windows open so dress accordingly. This will keep the beer cold without buying ice. This will be fun and affordable!!!!! Next year Portland?????
---- Blind Squirrels 22:52 pm Feb 2, 2011
In response to the Rednecks latest taunt, I plead the Fifth....or drink a fifth. It's all good. I can't "infringe on Mark's space" while driving because Mark would drop his driving gloves and start throwing bombs! Can't wait for Saturday!!
---- Rednecks 09:27 pm Feb 1, 2011
Mark, did you steal that line (best night of our lives) from American Pie? Sounds like you're trying to lose your virginity before the prom! One word of warning to whomever is driving, don't let Schmitty sit shotgun especially if you're drinking down the I-90!
---- Blind Squirrels 22:50 pm Jan 31, 2011
5 days and couting til the Erie trip!!! Mark, do you have the sled dogs ready becuase this dog is ready to howl!!! Aryoooooo!!! Aryoooo!!! Greg, hope you can make it!
---- Cart Boys 00:37 am Jan 31, 2011
cant wait till the new owner takes over the sabres and fires darcy regier--just wanted to put the invite out to everyone---when darcy gets fired i say we all get together to celebrate---its finally time to take the gay out of watching a hockey gaym in buffalo
---- Blind Squirrels 01:04 am Jan 30, 2011
Good time tonight out with G.W.! Sorry we missed you guys, Mark and Ron. We weren't ignoring you or trying to leave more beer for the two of us. Really, we weren't. Greg and I ended up at Brickhouse on Maple. As Greg said Vince described it, imagine Hooters x10!!! Hooters with hotter, nicer waitresses in skimpy clothing, including short daisy dukes! Speaking of imagining, I have to go now as I have some "imagining" to do.
---- Sludge Monsters 11:59 am Jan 29, 2011
One week til the best night of our lives!!!! We will leave when Ron wakes up. A nice drive down the Ninety to a little place called Erie. Found out the game we're going to is their 1000th. they will be giving away posters and a Jersey raffle. My favorite is the chuck a puck. I found a sports bar called Sluggers a block from the rink. they have a great menu, 42 TVs and 5 pool tables. The food is reasonably priced so lets hope the drinks are too. Should be fun. Not sure who to cheer for though??? Lets hope Greg can make it. Greg?????
---- Cable Cru$aders 07:49 am Jan 29, 2011
What do you mean, Santa doesn't exist?
---- Blind Squirrels 01:17 am Jan 29, 2011
Here are a list of people the Kochers do NOT hate on: Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot. Are you following my drift? These people do not EXIST, so hence, the Kochers hate on everyone!!! That's why I LOVE the Kochers - because their hate is out right out in the open where you can see it and laugh your ass off! Rock on, greater haters!
---- Cart Boys 01:07 am Jan 29, 2011
ron--thank god the second half of the season hasnt started yet--if our GM darcy regier wasnt such a fag who likes to suck penis and always has a cock in his ass--we might have a better hockey team in buffalo : ) also i agree--you cant bash bill hajt--here was a guy with no hockey skills who forged a long career by grabbing every opposing player in sight and hugging them to death--or until the puck was safely out of harms way---back in the day nothing was better than watching old slow billy race into the corner and practically rape the guy with the puck---the only checking that hajt ever did was checking to make sure the ref wasnt watching when he put the squeeze on someone--i bet darcy has a poster of him on his bedroom wall
---- Rednecks 07:23 pm Jan 28, 2011
I was looking at the stats of a kid in Erie.....McKegg......impressive stats......cool name........let's go to Mickey D's and get a McKegg! I'm not sure which game your watching....(Owen Sound? London?) but Owen Sound has two of the top 10 points getters in OHL (something like 30 goals apeice in 35-45 games....bet they're awesome to watch.
---- Cable Cru$aders 09:13 am Jan 28, 2011
mark....ease up on the hatin' of Bill Hajt! The man played over 850 games here. He always did his job and never was flashy so ease up man!!! For the 2nd half I am banning these words on the taunt board...SUCK, COCK, PENIS, REGIER, FAG. Please make an attempt to refrain from using these words. Please instead use smiley faces :) :) :) ......TRADE DEADLINE FEB. 1ST!!!!!!!!!!
---- Cart Boys 01:19 am Jan 28, 2011
now that its the all star break--its time to answer some serious issues with the sabres---1. why does darcy regier still have a job 2. why do the hockey fans of buffalo put up with darcy and his fetish for midgets 3. why is tim connelly still on the sabres 4. why does darcy always leave the trunk of his car open when he is at work
---- Blind Squirrels 23:05 pm Jan 26, 2011
Hey Dan, I bet Regier's favorite movies growing up were "The Wizard of Oz" and "Willy Wonka" becuase of the munchkins and the oompa-loompas! He probably watches those movies like they're porn. I know he didn't watch much hockey growing up, that's pretty obvious....Mark, I agree that next year with Foligno and Kassian and getting rid of Grier, Neidermayer (I think Darcy thought he was getting Douglas Neidermayer from "Animal House."), Connolly, Hecht, and letting Rivet ride off into the sunset, the Sabres should be a much better TEAM.....G.W. I made a pending two player trade with you, so let me know.
---- Blind Squirrels 23:04 pm Jan 26, 2011
Hey Dan, I bet Regier's favorite movies growing up were "The Wizard of Oz" and "Willy Wonka" becuase of the munchkins and the oompa-loompas! He probably watches those movies like their porn. I know he didn't watch much hockey growing up, that's pretty obvious....Mark, I agree that next year with Foligno and Kassian and getting rid of Grier, Neidermayer (I think Darcy thought he was getting Douglas Neidermayer from "Animal House."), Connolly, Hecht, and letting Rivet ride off into the sunset, the Sabres should be a much better TEAM.....G.W. I made a pending two player trade with you, so let me know.
---- Sludge Monsters 07:04 pm Jan 26, 2011
Benching Gaustad and Grier sounds grand DAN!! These two guys might as well be invisible??!! aka WE ARE WATCHING THE cIRCUS AREN'T WE! The little guy is playing better than 90% of these wieners! Byron and Adams any day......Its know wonder the Pirates are in first!! I'd keep our six defense but get rid of the lame ass forwards. Yes Gaustad and Grier aren't worth the wait for the playoffs. Hecht, goodbye mye lazy friend! You SUCK like your Connolley boyfriend!!! Niedermayer you are blessed you are a house hockey player living a dream career in the NHL. You will go down as the worst Sabre in NHL history, right next to the terrible Bill Hajt. Give me Kassian and Foligno put Freek Myers on Forward and cut the dead weight!!! Please Homo Rigier FAG boy TRade someone your an ASS A BIG unknowledgable ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---- Cart Boys 00:55 am Jan 26, 2011
i am still a hardcore darcy hater--but i must say that his obsession with midgets is working wonders for the sabres---why continue to have a team that doesnt show up and plays small--when you can actually go out and have a team that really is small---i guess after the all star break darcy is planning on benching grier and gaustad and bringing up billy barty and vern troyer
---- Blind Squirrels 23:26 pm Jan 25, 2011
G.W., I noticed your request for a trade. How about I give you goalie Pekka Rinne from Nashville for forward Paul Stastny from Colorado? We can throw in your lowest goalie and I'll throw in my lowest foward to make it even. What do ya say? Are you ready to pull the trigger?....Good night at Santora's with Dan the Man. Had a few "pops." Might as well go for a soda, nobody drowns and nobody dies! A wise man once said that. Speaking of drowning our sorrows, looking forward to the Erie trip with the boys! Should be a real hoot-a-nanny!
---- Fools 09:33 pm Jan 25, 2011
I have to agree with all the banter around this board about these kids the Sabres have been trying out lately. A nice boost to the effort each night. Dan I know you mentioned Connelly but I don't think he's playing anymore. I haven't heard his name mentioned on the ice in the last 2 months! I need a goalie BAD!!!! Anyone wanna trade!
---- Cart Boys 00:47 am Jan 24, 2011
gotta love the sabres--the more guys we bring up from portland--the better the results--i cant wait till the new owner takes over and unloads the biggest slug of all==darcy regier--if darcys wife was getting raped and killed before his eyes--he would sit and study the situation for a few days before deciding what action he may or may not take--adios fagboy---who was this little boy they called up today from the local rinks pee-wee team---its not paul byron--from now on he will be known as paul bunyan--that guy was huge!!!!!!! why dont we just cut tim connelly right now--then he will have even more free time to suck on darcys hot dog--and how about giving mark mancari a 20 game tryout--every time he comes up--its a couple games and he is gone--but he always looks like he belongs up here---and today i realized that ryan miller is a cross between johny knoxville and jim carey
---- Sludge Monsters 00:34 am Jan 24, 2011
Nice Schmitty!!!! I wasn't hitting the boo button!?! I thought there was a fight button next to it. I didn't realize the bubble hockey was a local business and fighting wasn't aloud!!!!! aka SABRES. I heard the reason Darcy won't trade players is because he got his dick caught in his zipper after a game. All the players saw his little wiener and he's afraid if he lets a player go to another team the rumor of his little penis will spread. Makes sense I think????! Gleason said it today in the Buffalo News. The guy is a Fucking blowhard!! The guy won't trade because he's always PULLING OUT! He needs to RELEASE this dead LOAD! He needs to Fuck the other Owners with our dead weight. How sad when you pay people for doing nothing. I guess you could say that the Sabres are an EOE (equal oppurtunity employer). How true when you say the WELFARE system doesn't WORK!!!!! Can't wait for ERIE!
---- Blind Squirrels 22:21 pm Jan 23, 2011
Does anyone notice that when the Sabres bring up guys from Portland, no matter who it is, they seem to win? I saw Matt Ellis, who always give 110% even though he's not the most skilled guy out there, and that kid Byron, who's smaller than Dan (no offense, Dan) forechecking and bodychecking people. Why can't the "stars" play like that? Oh, I fogot because the coaches, and I think especially management, is content to let them earn their millions of dollars without any commitment to winning. I say if I guy sucks, get rid of him, even if he makes a lot of money, or trade him to someone who wants his sorry ass! These young guys from Portland or juniors will give anything to play in the NHL, and with better results I can assure you. That's why I'm submitting my resume to Terry Pegula for the Sabres' G.M. job. I suggest you all do the same. I think I have an edge because I once beat Mark in a bubble hockey game. He was hitting the boo button and I scored the game-winner in overtime.
---- Blind Squirrels 22:21 pm Jan 23, 2011
Does everyone notice that when the Sabres bring up guys from Portland, no matter who it is, they seem to win? I saw Matt Ellis, who always give 110% even though he's not the most skilled guy out there, and that kid Byron, who's smaller than Dan (no offense, Dan) forechecking and bodychecking people. Why can't the "stars" play like that? Oh, I fogot because the coaches, and I think especially management, is content to let them earn their millions of dollars without any commitment to winning. I say if I guy sucks, get rid of him, even if he makes a lot of money, or trade him to someone who wants his sorry ass! These young guys from Portland or juniors will give anything to play in the NHL, and with better results I can assure you. That's why I'm submitting my resume to Terry Pegula for the Sabres' G.M. job. I suggest you all do the same. I think I have an edge because I once beat Mark in a bubble hockey game. He was hitting the boo button and I scored the game-winner in overtime.
---- Sludge Monsters 06:39 am Jan 23, 2011
I am confused!!!!!! Everytime I watch a Sabres Game.
---- Blind Squirrels 22:43 pm Jan 22, 2011
Dan, that opening line of your taunt had me laughing my ass off! I never get tired of the many ways that you rip on Regier!...Mark, you seem really confused about vaginas and penises and asses. Are you sure you're really in love with McCormick's penis? Remember the penis goes in the front and the ass goes in the back, and in Regier's case the penis goes in the ass. And vaginas are good all the time.
---- Cart Boys 01:43 am Jan 22, 2011
take a newspaper---soak it under water---the result is a mirror image of the sabres gm---darcy regier--this gay has to go---i was hoping he would have died of aids by now but since he hasnt---please fire this back door loving limp wristed pansy--and take his orgy partners with him---hecht--connelly--pominville --vanek---these ass loving fudge packers dont deserve to be on the same team with future captain--cody mccormick---by the way--it was so cold at work tonite--when i spit--it turned to ice before it hit the ground
---- Sludge Monsters 00:29 am Jan 22, 2011
The Sabres have serious issues!!!! Gerbe the best player two games in a row. I Expect to read about some Sabre suicides in paper tomorrow!!! Gaustad my near favorite last year has grown the typical "Sabre VAGINA". Conolley has grown so many VAGINAS that young fan guys crave him at the age of thirteen! Thomas Vanek has looked good lately, but thats because I like the VAGINA in him. Ennis is great! Kaleta Is always GREAT! My favorite is McCormick. The most well rounded player and I love him with the PENIS!!! Miller is still an embarrASSment to this team!! not his play, its his ASSanine winter hat and not watching game when benched. This guy is the anchor sinking this dead weight ship. He is an ass with a Vagina on the other side. I really want to give up on this whole NHL hockey thing. Still, I can't let go, my love of the game and the intensity and the VAGINA keeps me coming back for more!!! Maybe the Vagina players are here for a reason.
---- Blind Squirrels 23:11 pm Jan 21, 2011
It was so cold outside I saw an Eskimo and a walrus on the side of the road today. Do Eskimos play hockey?....Good hearing from Ron, Mark, and Greg about watching some Sabres. Sorry I could not make it, but next time I will, gents. Although if you watched the Sabres tonight against the Isles, maybe we shouldn't be watching them. When Nathan Gerbe is your best player on the ice and the only guy who's playing fired up, you've got some real character and leadership issues. To quote Judas Priest, "Some heads are gonna roll."
---- Cart Boys 00:54 am Jan 20, 2011
wheres my D--hat trick--i dont want someone to win the freebird cup with that gimmick--you will definitely have a tainted victory if you do
---- Blind Squirrels 23:47 pm Jan 19, 2011
I'm glad I don't have a D hat trick because one of my New Year's resolutions was to win this league the old-fashioned way. Who wants to trade??? Rono, I know you like to roll the dice. Make me an offer I can't refuse.
---- Cable Cru$aders 12:48 am Jan 19, 2011
how funny....sludge get D hat trick and still are behind Big bro and his Carts!!!!!
---- Blind Squirrels 23:34 pm Jan 18, 2011
Hey Dan, how many boxes of Girl Scout cookies did you buy????.....Mark, you finally got your D hat trick. I couldn't be happier for you...unless it were happening to me. Greg, I'm glad your phony Google research on 30 years without a D hat trick is coming to fruition. Next time you want to push your personal agenda on the rest of us remember that without this gimmick you'd be leading this league by a mile. And when you see my taunt in a couple of months, you can respond. Just joking, G.W.; I'm not really that bitter. Well, maybe I am bitter since my team sucks ass and I'm not getting any D hat tricks or goalie goals. Wow, that sure is some sour "grapes" fueled by too many "blues" tonight.
---- Rednecks 08:23 am Jan 18, 2011
Congrats to team Sludge! D hat trick! Maybe you'll complain a little less now! Enjoy the trip to Erie...been there once many moons ago.....about an 1:30 drive....wish I could make the trip.
---- Cart Boys 01:53 am Jan 18, 2011
so i was driving to work on sunday---it was about 10 degrees out and two girls about 13 or 14 years old i would guess were walking on the sidewalk--and as my car passed them one of the girls mooned me--she had on a thong---true story--just wanted to share it with everyone cuz i thought it was pretty funny---kids sure have changed since we were that age
---- Blind Squirrels 23:33 pm Jan 17, 2011
Hey Mike, Mark has offered his chauffeur skills for the Erie trip. It will be like "Driving Miss Daisy," as we're a bunch of old farts these days. Not like when you drove us to Cleveland in a raging blizzard. "Do not infringe on my space!" seemed to be your battle cry that night.....Mark, I'd like to point out that even without the D Hat Trick you'd still be in last place. I'm just saying. And Mark, this league loves you right back.
---- Rednecks 08:09 pm Jan 17, 2011
I wish I was still in WNY! I've been to an Erie game once many moons ago with Dad. It's like an 1:30 drive. Who's the DD? Mark.........let it go dude!!! just breathe and chant auuuuuuummmmmm peace!
---- Sludge Monsters 07:29 pm Jan 17, 2011
Defense HAT TRICK........... Thats a fucking great idea....... I love this league. GOD Bless.
---- Cart Boys 00:29 am Jan 17, 2011
i am in for the road trip---emmitt otters jug band christmas is one of my favorite shows--i cant wait to see it again
---- Blind Squirrels 09:42 pm Jan 16, 2011
The trip to Erie is on!!! Should be fun. G.W., hope you can join us? I heard they sell cold beer at the rink. I've been meaning to try one of those.
---- Blind Squirrels 23:30 pm Jan 12, 2011
Thanks for getting back to me, G.W. I'm like that scary little girl in "The Ring," I just want to be heard. I won't crawl out of any wells, though, and wreak vengeance. I have been known to crawl out of bathtubs after parties, however.
---- Fools 09:48 pm Jan 12, 2011
What is going on with the Rednecks!?!?! He's kicking ass and taking names..and without Crosby lately! Definitely a force to reckon with. The Fools have their work cut out for them. Dan your Sabres observations are spot on! Darcy is a fag and hopefully the new owner quickly realizes this. Lindy can stay, just can't see an available coach doing any better with the group we have now. Sorry for not calling last weekend for the game Schmitty... head cold was kicking my ass pretty good. Let's do a game at Gecko's soon. Empty Pitchers spring training!!!!! By the way, anyone wanna trade???
---- Rednecks 08:24 pm Jan 12, 2011
Hey Sludge, Thanks for participating on the message board in the new year! Greg? Greg? Has anyone filed a missing persons report? Schmitty, you forgot to mention telepathy as a means of communication! Dan, I can see why you have so much angst, that was a disappointing game last night against the Flyers. I saw our D fail to box out the Philly skaters too many times.
---- Cart Boys 01:28 am Jan 12, 2011
wasnt sure about luke adam until i watched a couple recent games--he was digging for pucks around the net and got roughed up--the usual hockey stuff--cross checks--gloves to the face and punches--so he turns his back and skates away---no stanley cup with guys like that--darcy would be proud---gay pride---the guy is a pussy---he looks like derek plante on steroids---and tyler myers is another good one--6 foot 8 and he has yet to get in a fight in the nhl---another darcy disciple--the next zdeno chara--not likely---chara is mean and has an attitude--myers just trips over his own feet and plays forward most of the time--his attitude is --cody mccormick will fight my battles for me--and i love that lindy is back to dressing 7 defensemen--he is a genius--a better idea would be to have 8 defensemen and 3 goalies dress
---- Blind Squirrels 23:40 pm Jan 11, 2011
Hope to see Ron and Greg on the Erie trip. Greg, my phone number is still the same, just in case it slipped your mind. You can also reach me by email, text, letter, telegraph, morse code, carrier pigeon, pony express, and message in a bottle.
---- Sludge Monsters 22:43 pm Jan 11, 2011
sorry "rediculous pool" friends......been busy on my poetry. still would like a head count for Erie trip. We will leave Saturday afternoon and return after game. Sorry no sleep over. I have three attending so far. Ron Greg????????? This will be a day to remember. CHUCK A PUCK is fun. You guys wont be sorry. February 5th leave at 1pm return at midnight. text me call me or leave your answer on taunt board. Todd is welcome Ron! I have no way of reaching him. Go OTTERS!!!! Dan!! Ripping on Luke Adams already? You gotta be kidding. You are so ruined by the Sabres Organization that you can't even give anyone in it a chance. That is SAD!!! Darcy this is your fault!
---- Sludge Monsters 05:44 pm Jan 11, 2011
sorry rediculous pool friends......been busy on my poetry. still would like a head count for Erie trip. We will leave Saturday afternoon and return after game. Sorry no sleep over. I have three attending so far. Ron Greg????????? This will be a day to remember. CHUCK A PUCK is fun. You guys wont be sorry. February 5th leave at 1pm return at midnight. text me call me or leave your answer on text board. Todd is welcome Ron! I have no way of reaching him. Go OTTERS!!!! Dan!! Ripping on Luke Adams already? You gotta be kidding. You are so ruined by the Sabres Organization that you can't even give anyone in it a chance. That is SAD!!! Darcy this is your fault!
---- Rednecks 09:00 am Jan 11, 2011
Where are the Fools and Sludge? They have yet to type even one letter in the New Year!
---- Blind Squirrels 08:23 pm Jan 9, 2011
When the Sabres call up Mancari and sit Gerbe they will be about as tough as they're going to get with what they have....I like the article in today's paper about Ruff saying that he's going to ride Miller into the ground to make up points before the All Star Break. What else is new? Why don't we have a competent backup that could spell Miller and actually win games, or won't Miller's ego allow for that? If you want just a cheerleader instead of a backup goalie I think that any one of the Jills could do as well as Lalime. And then what in the unlikely event the Sabres actually do make the playoffs? What then? Miller will be too physically and mentally tired to be effective and we'll lose in the first round!
---- Cart Boys 01:24 am Jan 9, 2011
not really a big fan of this luke adam on the sabres--he seems like a big pussy and he kinda looks like derek plante
---- Blind Squirrels 23:50 pm Jan 8, 2011
Don't worry, Rednecks, you won't be up there again next year when we go back to drafting your team.
---- Rednecks 05:46 pm Jan 8, 2011
Hey Squirrels..........let me bask in the sunlight for a little while! I'm not used to being up there in the standings!
---- Cart Boys 01:40 am Jan 8, 2011
best game by the sabres this year in san jose---if they played like that all the time they would be in the playoffs no problem---mike weber set the tone when he took a run at san joses prize rookie and then was willing to fight when challenged---so un-sabre like---but see the results
---- Blind Squirrels 23:07 pm Jan 7, 2011
I can't believe I'm saying this, but the Sabres actually played an excellent, all-around solid game last night in San Jose. And when I see the Sabres D crushing people, like Weber and Morrison and Montador are doing, it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside! Or maybe I've just got the flu. I hope none of my friends get the brown bottle flu anytime soon. And Rednecks, if you make any more references to the actual standings we're going to go back to drafting your team for you next year.
---- Blind Squirrels 23:06 pm Jan 7, 2011
I can't believe I'm saying this, but the Sabres actually played an excellent, all-around solid game last night in San Jose. And when I see the Sabres D crushing people, like Weber and Morrison and Montador are doing, it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside! Or maybe I've just got the flu. I hope none of my friends get the brown bottle flu anytime soon. And Rednecks, if you make any more references to the actual standing we're going to go back to drafting your team for you next year.
---- Blind Squirrels 22:33 pm Jan 5, 2011
Dan, I think you're right. Slowly but surely Lindy is starting to sneak real men on to the Sabres roster without Darcy knowing it. And when Darcy gets fired by the new owner, the Sabres fans can sing, "Ding, dong! The bitch is dead!"
---- Cart Boys 00:48 am Jan 5, 2011
does mike weber look like a hockey player or what--how did he ever sneak by wallpaper hanging fem darcy regier and get in the lineup
---- Blind Squirrels 00:08 am Jan 5, 2011
Hey Dan, was that "jackass" who ruined the night at Santoras that loud, obnoxious guy with the Joker laugh or Andy? Or a little of both?
---- Rednecks 07:41 pm Jan 4, 2011
what happened at Santora's? Here's a scary thought for the day..........The Fools would have a 96 pt lead in the standings if Ron and I didn't have our D gimmick points......
---- Cart Boys 01:04 am Jan 4, 2011
what a great night out---first the usa hockey team does their best sabres imitation and decides not to show up for the game against canada--and of course the icing on the cake---andy and some jackass at santoras ruin the evening---its no wonder i dont go out much anymore--its just not that fun--i havent seen santoras empty out so fast since someone pulled the fire alarm
---- Blind Squirrels 00:01 am Jan 3, 2011
Everyone check your emails: I'm looking into the Sabres vs. Islanders on Friday, Jan. 21st at 7:30. 6 tickets in the 300 secion are about $50.00 per ticket (Thanks for the email about stubhub or craigslist, Ron-o, I will give them a look to see if I can get anything cheaper.) I still want to do the Erie Otters (or is that Emmett Otter's?) game on Feb. 5th. That is Superbowl weekend, so what would you guys think about staying to watch the Superbowl and coming home on Monday?....Dan-o, if you're losing 25 pounds, I think I found them. It's callled the Schmitty See-food Diet and involves eating and drinking all you want.
---- Cable Cru$aders 08:34 am Jan 2, 2011
i think erie trip sounds cool...Doug, dont feel too bad, you couldn't organize a fishing trip to the canal!!! dan, 25 lbs!!!! are you working at a concentration camp? Go Sabres now is the time to turn it up as a new owner might be taking over. Gotta resign Connolly before he hits the open market. Tough to find an elite centerman like that...Happy New Year all!
---- Cart Boys 00:50 am Jan 2, 2011
hockey--hockey--hockey---why does everything revolve around hockey---arent there any museums we could visit in erie--i guess i am in----oh by the way --happy new year everyone---i hope you all have a good year in 2011--and i hope my 2011 isnt as lame as 2010 was--my resolutions are to get a car--go on a date--and gain back the 25 pounds i lost at my fuckin job--lol
---- Blind Squirrels 02:16 am Jan 1, 2011
I'm in for the Erie Otters game on Feb. 5th. This will be a good idea since I'm not organizing a Sabres outing. Changed my mind. Happy New Year, friends!
---- Sludge Monsters 05:40 pm Dec 31, 2010
Happy new year!!! whoopie!! On a serious note. Feb 5th in Erie. The Windsor spitfire plays Erie otters. Kassian and Cambell(USA Goalie) Tickets about $18. REAL HOCKEY!!!! I'm Driving!! 7pm start on a Saturday. plenty of time for pregaming. Stay overnight if everyone wishes. I'll go alone but would prefer going with my dear friends. Let me know if interested so I can buy Tickets. Nice Arena! Chuck a puck during intermission (RON). Beers are about $4 NOT $8.50 HSBC Prices. No newspaper readers at these games! Just real fans and hopefully very few Canadiens.
---- Fools 12:04 am Dec 31, 2010
Happy New Year!!!!!
---- Rednecks 08:52 am Dec 31, 2010
Happy New Year Gents!
---- Blind Squirrels 22:56 pm Dec 30, 2010
I think you're wrong about Regier and Bieber getting engaged. Bieber is too rugged for Regier. If you would have said a dancer from Club Marcella then I would have believed you.
---- Cart Boys 01:27 am Dec 30, 2010
did you here who got engaged---im not talking about ryan miller and his hot model girlfriend---no im talkin about darcy regier getting engaged to justin bieber
---- Rednecks 07:55 pm Dec 29, 2010
2011 is the year of the road kill squirrel! Dear Santa, I would like to ask you for a few things for my friends. I would like the Kocher brothers to find goodness in their heart and love their fellow Sabres. I would like Greg's fingers to work better so he could type more often on the message board. I would like to Doug to be a better drafter in the Freebird League. I would like Ron to never go postal in his lifetime and for an early Christmas present for next year, I would like the Rednecks to finally hoist the Freebird Cup. Please Santa, make my wishes come true!
---- Sludge Monsters 07:10 am Dec 28, 2010
So when Rick Jennerette stays home on west coast trips we have to listen to this nonsense. It sounded like a friggin horse race. "and down the ice they go" !!! Is Gerbe here to make Tyler Myers feel and look even taller. Can anybody say "CIRCUS"!!!! "Vanek leads the pack down the ice!!! and around the net he goes"!!!! Monotone horseracing play by play????? I'm selling my house and moving to a hockey town!!! Schmitty I love the resolutions for 2061! Lets practice those tonight at Santoras?!
---- Cart Boys 01:44 am Dec 27, 2010
jason pussyville gets carted off on a stretcher---tim connelly picks the pieces of his nose out of the boards--and now derek roy is out for the season---this is the best year ever to watch the sabres---i am so thankful that the juggernaut built by the limp wristed homo --- darcy regier--is finally falling apart---and he will finally get fired--and the future looks bright with real hockey players like foligno and kassian on the way
---- Blind Squirrels 22:16 pm Dec 26, 2010
My new year's resolutions are to give up drinking, not to lust after every woman I see, and to eat right and start exercising. But I should mention that those resolutions are for the year 2061.
---- Blind Squirrels 22:15 pm Dec 26, 2010
My new year's resolution is to give up drinking, not to lust after every woman I see, and to eat right and start exercising. But I should mention that those resolutions are for the year 2061.
---- Rednecks 22:04 pm Dec 26, 2010
Dear Santa, I would like to ask you for a few things for my friends. I would like the Kocher brothers to find goodness in their heart and love their fellow Sabres. I would like Greg's fingers to work better so he could type more often on the message board. I would like to Doug to be a better drafter in the Freebird League. I would like Ron to never go postal in his lifetime and for an early Christmas present for next year, I would like the Rednecks to finally hoist the Freebird Cup. Please Santa, make my wishes come true!
---- Sludge Monsters 09:21 am Dec 26, 2010
I never got a present from the Buffalo Sabres before. BEST Xmas ever!!! Thank you Derek Roy. My New Years is looking promising! And to all my wierd friends, I love the "D" hat trick! It provides comfort for the less fortunate! I have my computer monitor upside down to reflect the old point system. Works for me!! KING of the wierdos!!
---- Fools 01:20 pm Dec 25, 2010
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!!!!!
---- Cart Boys 01:03 am Dec 25, 2010
i am done celebrating christmas----next year its just another day in my life-cuz thats all it is-----but i would like to give out some xmas presents-one last time---to tim connelly---a new nose----to jason pominville---a spine--and a set of testicles----to darcy regier---a fatal case of aids---to derek roy---a swimming pool so he can practice his diving--to drew stafford---an attitude--and finally to the sabres---tee times in april--cuz thats where they will be come playoff time
---- Blind Squirrels 00:04 am Dec 25, 2010
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
---- Cable Cru$aders 06:57 pm Dec 24, 2010
X mas break....so i'm taking one from trash talking. So I cruised into the Consumer's on Elmwood and purchased a "growler". For the uninformed it is a glass jug which they will fill with any of there many taps they have on hand. So for my 64 oz's of cheer(yes Mark...64) i chose the Harpoon Winter Warmer....yes it filled my spirit with much cheer for this x mas eve. So to all of my friends...enjoy your families and good times and I hope you all find some "D" hat tricks under your trees.
---- Rednecks 03:26 pm Dec 24, 2010
I gotta tell ya', I LOVE this new point system! Look at how close the top 3 are. It'll be interesting to see how the 2nd half of the year shapes up. Cheer up Mark, a couple of D hat tricks and you're back on top again! (yes I am being a wise ass). Merry Christmas everyone!
---- Blind Squirrels 23:00 pm Dec 23, 2010
I'm going to take a minute from piling on Sludge and pile on the golden boy, Tyler Myers. The Sabres roared back to tie the game tonight against the Panthers. It's tied up late in the third period and the Sabres are on an important power play. Myers, a defenseman who's supposed to be manning the point, tries a pond hockey spinorama move, trips over his own two left feet, looks for a penalty, and meanwhile Florida comes roaring down on a 2 on 1 and beat the other golden boy, Miller, to win the game. Did you hear Hortichuk's chirping at Myers after that play? He said clearly, "You can take that spinorama move and keep it on the bench where you belong!" Classic line! And Hortichuk's exactly right. Hey Myers, stop watching your sister's ballet moves and come to the Canadian ballet with your Uncle Schmitty. Maybe when you start feeling like a man you'll start to play hockey like one! That's the Sabres problem, they're not hockey smart or mentally tough, and they make terrible decisions in the offensive zone and stand around not covering anybody in the defensive zone. The time for drastic changes are long overdue. Players, coaches, management. Now I've completely drank the Kocher Kool-Aid. And on that somber note, Merry F**king Christmas.
---- Rednecks 02:28 pm Dec 23, 2010
Mark, doesn't like hockey anymore? what? I think you would still love it if we didn't have a circus point system and if the Sabres had a better team. Who says you have to have only one favorite team that you follow?
---- Blind Squirrels 23:02 pm Dec 22, 2010
You don't like women anymore either, Sludge. So what's your point?
---- Blind Squirrels 23:01 pm Dec 22, 2010
You don't like women any more either, Sludge. So what's your point?
---- Sludge Monsters 22:52 pm Dec 22, 2010
I don't like HOCKEY anymore!!!!
---- Cart Boys 01:51 am Dec 22, 2010
oh no!!!!!! how will the sabres survive without tiny tim in the lineup---i guess he has to have surgery to put all the pieces of his nose back together--i hope it goes well so he still looks pretty so he can pick up all those twelve year old girls at chuckie cheese---we are so lucky to have a limp wristed half a fag as our GM ---who else could find a talent like tim connelly
---- Sludge Monsters 09:42 pm Dec 21, 2010
Where is the penalty!!!! Is there any common sense. ???? MAN hits boy,, boy gets hurt????? Yeah!!! That is the sport! Tim Get well! take your time. Lift that tomato soup. vagina curls my boy!!!! Use the hospital bed to do crunches!! Eat those wheaties GIRL!!!!! WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WSTF WTF........... IS my life real>>>> this has to be a Fucking comedy. These are our best athletes??? Thank The Good Lord Jesus Christ for Junior B hockey. I thank you for showing me the light!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll pray for my peers God!!!! I will try to help the lesser!
---- Cart Boys 02:37 am Dec 20, 2010
thank you nate thompson--for belting tim connelly into the boards and breaking his nose--it couldnt have happened to a more useless piece of crap--i hope that doesnt affect tims game when he is at the clubs trying to pick up 12 year old sabre groupies---first pussy ville --now tiny tim--could someone drill vanek into the boards next
---- Blind Squirrels 22:18 pm Dec 19, 2010
I'd like to take this time to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. And remember, if Jesus played any sport, it would have been hockey. He's already got the playoff beard.
---- Sludge Monsters 08:52 pm Dec 19, 2010
Hey Sabres!!!! ERIC BOULTON???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????? IDIOTS
---- Sludge Monsters 00:09 am Dec 19, 2010
Big FAT Nonsense
---- Cart Boys 02:05 am Dec 18, 2010
new rules for points in our league----if a guy gets two fighting majors in the same game you get 99 points----if a guy gets a penalty for diving you lose 500 points--if a guy on your team gets cut and goes off for stitches but then returns to play you get 10000 points and finally if a guy on your team retires suddenly in the middle of the season you get 20 billion points
---- Sludge Monsters 03:56 am Dec 17, 2010
Another sleepless night!!! All because of this new point system!!!! I hope your all Happy?!? Nonsense
---- Blind Squirrels 00:09 am Dec 17, 2010
I think the D hat trick ranks right up there with the other great inventions in history, like the cotton gin, eh Sludge? And yes, I chose the "cotton" gin as an example for a reason, Sludge, because everyone in this league owns you, boy!
---- Fools 08:22 pm Dec 16, 2010
I'd like to quote Sludge on draft day if I may,"Go ahead and make the point system whatever you want, doesn't matter, it's the same for everyone". Don't you just love the "D" hat trick!! Shakes it up,makes it interesting(and less of a Sludge dynasty)!! Admit it Sludge, it's good for the Freebird league. Love the rant about the point system by the way(retard strength...classic). Good for Crusaders!! All I need is for the Squirrels,Cartboys & Sludge to get a "D" hat trick so when I hoist the Freebird cup at the end of the year I can say my polished drafting skills are what brought me to the promised land!!...and not some silly wildcard, eh Sludge! And let the records show, even if you take away the wildcards there's no getting around the fact that Sludge would still be trailing the Cart Boys!
---- Fools 07:43 pm Dec 16, 2010
I'd like to quote Sludge on draft day if I may,"Go ahead and make the point system whatever you want, doesn't matter, it's the same for everyone". Don't you just love the "D" hat trick!! Shakes it up,makes it interesting(and less of a Sludge dynasty)!! Admit it Sludge, it's good for the Freebird league. Love the rant about the point system by the way(retard strength...classic). Good for Crusaders!! All I need is for the Squirrels,Cartboys & Sludge to get a "D" hat trick so when I hoist the Freebird cup at the end of the year I can say my polished drafting skills are what brought me to the promised land!!...and not some silly wildcard, eh Sludge!
---- Rednecks 05:26 pm Dec 16, 2010
Wow! Kudos to the Crusaders and Nick Lidstrom. Who woulda thunk that there would be a 30 yr. D hat trick dry spell followed by two tricks in one season. Didn't see that coming! Damn you Crusaders! Damn you Fools! Oh wait. If I didn't have the gimmick points I wouldn't have been in first place for as long as I was. Mark, I think your panties are creeping up and cutting off the circulation to your brain! Chill my brother!
---- Cable Cru$aders 09:28 am Dec 16, 2010
I'M IN LOVE WITH GREG WEBB!!!!!!!! AND NICK LIDSTROM!!!!!
---- Cart Boys 01:52 am Dec 16, 2010
what is going on---i was watching the sabres game and it looked like drew stafford got a hat trick--that cant be the same drew stafford that has had his classical guitar up his ass for the last five years--could it? whats next --is jason pominville gonna have a press conference and announce that starting today he now likes girls instead of boys--is darcy regier gonna suddenly have the strength to rip a sheet of paper in half--i thought i had seen everything----thank you cliff lee for making this yankee haters day--he didnt want the yankees dirty money--or to be teammates with that arrogant asshole----gay--rod
---- Sludge Monsters 00:01 am Dec 16, 2010
Nice Defense hat Trick Ron!!!! Its like having RETARD STRENGTH!!! Wish I had that. Someone hit me in the head, I need a bit of sense. This is a fun league...ooops TYPO!! I meant to say this is a fUNNY league. Next year warrior stick users get 3 pts for a goal scored from their opposite wing and a defensemen that wears a size 10 and 1/2 skate gets a bonus point for any shots taken in the second period!!!!! Shield wearers get bonus points because RON likes players wearing shields!????! Greg gets points doubled when he is camping as he suggested such. PIM will not exist next year in the points sceam. We will switch to points for helmet color and whether jersey is tucked. Automatic win if your player has a vagina, hat trick, fight combo. I'll be drafting Connoley as He has a vagina. Fight unlikely but who cares this league is f'n FUNNY! Vanek has Diarhea exspressions when he is skating down the ice after an icing??? I'm worried about his fantasy health. Are there xtra points for scoring a goal with diarhea face??? If not tell TOM!!
---- Blind Squirrels 23:49 pm Dec 14, 2010
Wow, you've got to love a night where 4 of us taunt in the same day! Now that we've all yanked Mark's chain (don't get too excited, Mark), I'm wondering about this all nude girls only Jacuzzi party you're having? Is this real or are you just farting in the bathtub while you play with your Barbies again, Sludge? And what's with your glory hole reference? Have you been hanging around Ellicott Creek Park again with your trunk open? And yes, "Two Tickets to Paradise" was another #1 hit by the Kocher Homophobic Singers back in the '80s. The reason you need two tickets is because once you go that way, Sludge, you'll want the second ticket to come back.
---- Sludge Monsters 22:41 pm Dec 14, 2010
Sunday school is where I got fucked up!!! I thought the glory hole was a ticket to paradise! Who sang the ticket to paradise song Schmitty????? I new you'd know!! that is one cool glory hole song. Not sure why you'd need two tickets though! What is the difference between a Redneck and a democrat???? Democrats hang pictures of blacks on their walls, Rednecks hang Blacks from their trees. Gotta love the slow people in the HOT slow south. Greg I had an all nude girls only Jacuzzi party!! wish you where around. Schmitty slept in the big POOL!! He even got to do some plumbing. : ) I hope I don't offend anyone with my hate of the Sunday worship! It's hard to pray from the shit plant when I'm suppose to be resting. Maybe when I find God I'll get a day off?!? Until then I'll continue to Question NONSENSE, and this league. Makes sense to me. Off to my counceler for a fixen. Go Sabres, just don't get aides after the game, I here it can be fatal!
---- Rednecks 05:27 pm Dec 14, 2010
Mark, go back to Sunday school and sing a few verses of "Yes, Jesus loves me, the bible tells me so". You should feel better after that! It's a strange year in the hockey pool. Rednecks/Fools battling it out for 1st and Sludge in the basement. Schmitty, don't you have a 45 of that song by the one hit wonders? (Kocher Homophobic Singers). Check next to your Duran Duran cassette, I'm sure you'll find it. (I do like the Neil Young reference by the way!) Greg, I know you're done with Christmas cards, sit your ass behind that computer and type!
---- Cart Boys 02:54 am Dec 14, 2010
hey--where were you guys last saturday--i got to gillies about midnite and couldnt find you anywhere---the show was awesome--kurts back played for over 3 hours---they felt bad i was there all by myself so they let me play drums for a couple of thier songs--since i didnt have anyone to hang out with i ended up talkin to some hot bartender all night--i think her name was jessica--she looked like someone i knew from somewhere--like tc wheelers or something--anyway sorry i couldnt find you guys--by the way--i heard matt cooke is pressing charges against pominville for raping him during thier "fight"
---- Cart Boys 02:50 am Dec 14, 2010
hey--where were you guys last saturday--i got to gillies about midnite and couldnt find you anywhere---the show was awesome--kurts back played for over 3 hours---they felt bad i was there all by myself so they let me play drums for a couple of thier songs--since i didnt have anyone to hang out with i ended up talkin to some hot bartender all night--i think her name was jessica--she looked like someone i knew from somewhere--like tc wheelers or something--anyway sorry i couldnt find you guys
---- Blind Squirrels 23:34 pm Dec 13, 2010
Mark, I think "Loser Fucks Rock" was sung by the Kocher Homophobic Singers, a #1 hit back in the '80's when all of this misplaced rage was born. I suggest that before you make your next taunt you put down the crack pipe (I've seen the needle and the damage done) and get some holiday cheer in your troubled soul. Either that or just smoke a joint and drink a beer to calm down. I'm only saying this because I don't want to see your head explode. As far as not agreeing with you or having an opinion on hockey, I've learned that nodding politely and trying to not make eye contact with the fanatically brainwashed is the best policy. Haven't you learned anything from watching Pussyville fight?
---- Sludge Monsters 22:18 pm Dec 13, 2010
What do Pominville and Ovechkin have in Common? They're both homo hockey fighters. Fight you circle sword fighters fight. NICE. Good to see the A holes who are on NHL SS benefits earning their keep. Yes the NHL is like our society. Some people work to survive and some peolple show up the first of the month and survive!!!!!!!!! Makes perfect sense in this WORLD. "LOSER FUCKS ROCK". I think you could ask Schmitty who sang that one. I'm not sure. Schmitty knows all the hits. I just wish he was a fan of Kaletas HITS> Rons a hater TOO!!! Such a shame that these two very smart men are in awe of the NHL. They love to be told!!! and hate to have a strong opinion!!! Guess thats why they succeed in this lesser pool. I would have wished better for them both. Life is not always EASY !!! HALF listen on sundays people!!! Child molesters only work on Sunday. I learned that in Sunday School.
---- Cart Boys 01:53 am Dec 12, 2010
wow--jason pussyville got in a fight---was he and his boyfriend fighting over who would give and who would recieve--when are the sabres gonna wake up and unload all the dead weight on this team--how about starting with darcys back door buddy---tim connelly
---- Blind Squirrels 22:37 pm Dec 11, 2010
I'll have all of you know I wasn't sleeping in the bathtub, I was taking a bath without any water, in case there's every a drought. Very smart on my part....Dan, your (whipping)boy Pominville actually got into a "fight" tonight. He got 5 minutes for "fighting," an extra 2 minutes for bear-hugging, and a 10 minute misconduct for menstuating. I've seen better fights in a junior high school between two chicks.
---- Sludge Monsters 08:42 am Dec 10, 2010
Nice to see the Sabres playing with a few extra MEN in the line up. Get well soon Timmy! Sorry Rush, even I like to rant about stupid things (like YOU). Schmitty wasn't sleeping in the kochers bath tub! he was working on a plumbing problem and for that the Kochers thank you. This is how rumors get started friends. It IS foolishly quiet out there. My team sucks. I hate this F...ing point system. I hope you all are sleeping good at night.
---- Cart Boys 02:13 am Dec 10, 2010
wow ron----thats impressive----schmitty sleeping in the bathtub---thats going way back into the archives---the good old days --when all we had to worry about was getting alcohol and finding out where the party was
---- Cable Cru$aders 23:44 pm Dec 9, 2010
Fools, love all the chatter comin' from ya...your as quiet as Schmitty sleeping in the Kocher's bath tub!!!!
---- Blind Squirrels 23:51 pm Dec 8, 2010
Mark, try switching to decaf.
---- Rednecks 22:45 pm Dec 8, 2010
Mark, Holy Hostility! Are you really that upset with Limbaugh or is there an underlying reason? Maybe you're upset because the Sludge Dynasty is finally over?
---- Cart Boys 01:23 am Dec 8, 2010
thank god for beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!----thats how i deal---hey mark--i recommend that you stop listening to rush limbaugh--i get the feeling he kinda bothers you--try instead listening to rush--the rock band
---- Sludge Monsters 23:07 pm Dec 7, 2010
I think rush limbaugh sucks his own virginia is a place that this fat lard is not good to eat shit rush you commie bastard dick faced homo cock bag. DIE DIE DIE already, and take all your anti american listeners and have suck fest you god hating jew bag piece of shit. I wish a large truck could run you over twice and america could be free from your president hating rants. We would be so much better with people like you hanging from trees instead of sadams. you need to overdose ass hole and rot like the shit in a dog owners back yard!!!!!! I pray ball cancer on you....and that you are murdered by a vet who truly loves this country!!!!!!!! God bless the USA!!I feel better!!!!
---- Sludge Monsters 23:06 pm Dec 7, 2010
I think rush limbaugh sucks his own virginia is a place that this fat lard is not good to eat shit rush you commie bastard dick faced homo cock bag. DIE DIE DIE already, and take all your anti american listeners and have suck fest you god hating jew bag piece of shit. I wish a large truck could run you over twice and anamerica could be free from your president hating rants. we would be so much better with people like you hanging from trees instead of sadams. you need to overdose ass hole and rot like the shit in a dog owners back yard!!!!!! I pray ball cancer on you....and that you are murdered by a vet who truly loves this country!!!!!!!! God bless the USA!!I feel better!!!!
---- Blind Squirrels 09:28 pm Dec 6, 2010
If you're dealing beer, Dan, then I'm buying! We'll see everyone Saturday night to check out Kurts Back at Gillie's!!!
---- Cart Boys 01:20 am Dec 6, 2010
thank god for beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!----thats how i deal
---- Blind Squirrels 08:50 pm Dec 5, 2010
Could have fooled me, Dan.
---- Cart Boys 01:47 am Dec 5, 2010
happy hannukkah everyone!!!!! i dont know if i spelled that right---i aint jewish.
---- Blind Squirrels 22:38 pm Dec 4, 2010
Ron, you had a good night last night. I heard you even had two shutouts. I just had two shutouts. And their name is Ryan Miller! Cha-ching! Badda bing! My ding-a-ling! (Can you tell I've been drinking tonight?) I'll see you in hell, Herr Heiss!!!
---- Rednecks 12:03 am Dec 4, 2010
Listen up everyone. Even though the Rednecks are in 1st place due to 100 gimmick points (D hat trick), i'd still be in 2nd place without them and only 32 pts from being in the lead. Yes, the Rednecks are a legitimate contender this year so stick that in your pipe and smoke it! Dan, you should borrow Chris' paraphenalia ( the ivory bowl she brought out many moons ago), stick some wacky tabacky in it and chill! We shouldnt worry about Golisano, we need to get rid of Larry Quinn who still has a say in day to day hockey ops!!! Why does Greg have an obsession with Semin? (semen) something you're not telling us?
---- Sludge Monsters 06:19 am Dec 4, 2010
merry christmas all!!!!! (marks first happy taunt)
---- Cart Boys 02:30 am Dec 4, 2010
hey listen up everybody---i heard about all the people who were stranded on the thruway for like ---20 hours---when i got done laughing it reminded me of something very important--dont count on the fuckin government to save your ass when there is trouble--they are a bunch of buffoons--when the shit hits the fan dont expect to be saved by these dumbasses--everyone should learn to take care of themselves--watch--bear gryliss and les stroud and be able to fend for yourself--cuz it might come in handy one day
---- Blind Squirrels 22:48 pm Dec 3, 2010
Ron, not only am I going to organize a Sabres outing, but I'm going to put Greg in charge of calling you the night before. That way when we're at the game and someone asks where Ron is, I can say, "Greg was supposed to call him." Can anyone say Kurts Back? Ron, did you also see how once again I've passed you by like I'm in a Lamborgini and you're driving Miss Daisy??? Next on my radar is Sludge. And there's the Rednecks laughing at us all with his cushy lead! Every (horn)dog has his day, I guess.
---- Cable Cru$aders 09:53 am Dec 3, 2010
Greg, you want Doug to organize an outing!!!!! He couldn't put together a 1 man parade...Fools stop the hatin' on my Semin, I know you were counting on a goal a game from Stamkos...PLEASE!!!!! Rednecks the only reason your not back page news is Gregs "New England Patriots snowblower clearing for a field goal move"( D hat trick) that should never been passed into the bylaws. Schmitty only a matter of time till your team of also rans folds like Greg when the antes doulble at a poker game. Dan....Please stop and feel the Christmas spirit, maybe help a "brother" out when he only has enough for the nuggets when really would love some fries "wit" it! Mark, I think you should pen a letter to Mr. Pegula and share your many personnel moves with him seeing that your so good at working with shit....see ya!!
---- Cable Cru$aders 09:52 am Dec 3, 2010
Greg, you want Doug to organize an outing!!!!! He couldn't put together a 1 man parade...Fools stop the hatin' on my Semin, I know you were counting on a goal a game from Stamkos...PLEASE!!!!! Rednecks the only reason your not back page news is Gregs "New England Patriots snowblower clearing for a field goal move" that should never been passed into the bylaws. Schmitty only a matter of time till your team of also rans folds like Greg when the antes doulble at a poker game. Dan....Please stop and feel the Christmas spirit, maybe help a "brother" out when he only has enough for the nuggets when really would love some fries "wit" it! Mark, I think you should pen a letter to Mr. Pegula and share your many personnel moves with him seeing that your so good at working with shit....see ya!!
---- Fools 22:07 pm Dec 2, 2010
Crusaders seems to be riding Semin like a cheap whore lately.Only a matter of time before he reverts to his lazy commie ways!! Semin ahead of Ovie????? Gimme a break!! Rednecks, you're putting up a good fight. I commend you! But, "I must break you" (as said in a Dolph Lundgren voice). So let's talk Sabres hockey. I hope ol Tommy boy gives up the team to an owner who actually wants to win instead of just making a buck!! We appreciate you saving the team Golisano, but step aside and let a hockey fan take the reins of this team instead of a businessman. Schmitty, we're counting on you to organize this Sabres game!! Don't let us down!
---- Blind Squirrels 09:57 pm Dec 2, 2010
Now Sludge is even hating on God. "God will get you for that, Walter."
---- Sludge Monsters 06:24 pm Dec 2, 2010
Bills game, Snow storm, Politics, LMFAO!!! A great week for the Assholes to shine!!!! God bless the embarrassing human race. Time for another WAR. Wheres Waldo??? Where the fuck is God now? Oh yeah, he's sitting beside me laughing his ASS off. Build more prisons, projects and Gated communities. Don't pray on Sundays!!! God's to busy with football. Gotta go!!! My house got hit by lightning!
---- Blind Squirrels 23:15 pm Dec 1, 2010
Cut Stevie Johnson some slack. He was just dreaming about being the hero and then he and Big Ben were going to celebrate in da club.
---- Cart Boys 00:49 am Dec 1, 2010
cut me some slack god----i was thinking about what kind of idiotic dance i was gonna do in the end zone because i am a black male who plays in the NFL and i dropped the ball faster than i drop some bullets into other black males on my off days --i dont deserve this just cuz i am a cocky showboatin fool---uhhhh yea you do----ha ha ha---i miss the old NFL where white guys handed the ball to the ref after they scored a TD
---- Rednecks 22:04 pm Nov 30, 2010
I need a twitter account so I can talk some damn sense into these athletes. You dropped a ball, big f'ing deal. Stop your damn whining and get on with your life.
---- Sludge Monsters 07:09 am Nov 30, 2010
I prey to you 24/7 and you put me in this position. People will accuse me of throwing the game. Damn my head is HUGE!!!
---- Blind Squirrels 09:48 pm Nov 28, 2010
Now I know why the Bills have lost so many, and 3 overtime, games this season: The NFL outlawed stick-um years ago. If anybody thinks Buffalo sports is not cursed, you obviously weren't watching the Bills game today. And yes, Mark, I'm talking about football on a hockey taunt board. If you've got a problem with that, I suggest you work another holiday and leave your friends at a bar on the biggest going-out night of the year. Isn't that an awful thing to do, Ron?
---- Rednecks 09:43 am Nov 28, 2010
Those damn Fools are breathing down my (red)neck! I need another D hat trick!
---- Cart Boys 01:44 am Nov 28, 2010
yeah!!!!! tim connolly is hurt---we finally got that useless jackass out of the lineup--hope he never comes back
---- Cable Cru$aders 09:08 pm Nov 27, 2010
Hold on a second...just adjusting my rear view mirror. There, now i can see the Blind Squirrels!!
---- Blind Squirrels 22:15 pm Nov 26, 2010
Does Mark shop on Black Friday?
---- Blind Squirrels 09:21 pm Nov 25, 2010
Crusaders, did you hear that sound? That was the sound of the Squirrels Express passing you by on their way to fourth place! I told you last night to fear the Squirrels, but you wouldn't listen. I'm taking baby steps (Bill Murray reference) on my slow ascension to first place.
---- Cable Cru$aders 09:26 am Nov 25, 2010
Well we had an emergency GM meeting last night at Wild Wings and after much discussion we decided that both franchises under review (sludge and Cartboys) owned by members of the Kocher family will have to donate some time at the city mission. The feeling amongst the league board was these GM's needed a dose of "trading places"( eddie murphy film reference for schmitty)so they might ease up this Holiday season on the Connolly and Pominvilles of this world! Happy Turkey day to all lets fire up that transaction wire ladies!!!
---- Blind Squirrels 00:37 am Nov 25, 2010
Good night out with the fellas! A few beers, many laughs, and yes, the Sabres lose as usual. Crazy Jake's was just that, crazy! Strictly Hip was good. Dan, you missed a good time. Maybe they'll give you off for Arbor Day and we can go out and plant a tree. Happy Thanksgiving, gents! This turkey's out of here!
---- Cart Boys 01:39 am Nov 24, 2010
i heard another person fell in zoar valley--what the fuck--if you are gonna drink beer --stay away from the edge of a 100 foot drop off---i know why they call it black friday---thats the day all the brothers come out to shoplift--because the huge crowds distract the workers at the stores from watching them---i thought jenn sterger was gonna be the minnesota vikings next coach---brett favre gave her a good reference
---- Blind Squirrels 23:36 pm Nov 22, 2010
Dan, I agree with Greg - we need to get you in the "weight" room, i.e. putting on weight through drinking more beer! Come join us on Wednesday night and we'll begin a strict regimen of lager and ale. You can start with 12 ounce curls....Mark, yes I do feel remorse when I flush my brown babies because I know you're waiting for them at the end of the line. I think you should forget about hockey and take up basketball. Didn't you play in the Gus Macker like the rest of us? Don't deny your jungle fever, Sludge!
---- Sludge Monsters 04:28 pm Nov 22, 2010
Mike, Red necks are the minority. They are like black white people. Fish all day and if they do work its at a snails pace! FTB!!! (f the bills) it has no place on this taunt board. Doug when you flush your Brown babies do you feel any guilt? or, are you just trying to control their population.
---- Cart Boys 01:15 am Nov 22, 2010
--woo hoo ---how about them bills ---2 wins in a row--forget about the number 1 overall draft pick--i wanna know if super bowl tix are still available
---- Fools 09:02 pm Nov 21, 2010
Wow, you guys have WAY too much time on your hands to be taunting as often as you do(but don't stop, it's too amusing). Rednecks, that sound you hear behind you is the rest of the league breathing down your (red)neck!! Only a matter of time before you're lookin at my tail lights. Dan, where on earth did you get 26 extra pounds to lose??By the way, I found it! We need to get you on a strict barley & hops diet right away. Let's start this Wednesday. Cru$aders, you've been quietly flying under the radar. Trying to sneak your way past the Fools are you?Nonsense! I won't hear of it! Sludge, I think you need to embrace your inner spongee and give the "brothers" a break. The world needs drug dealers too ya know!!
---- Blind Squirrels 08:19 pm Nov 21, 2010
Dan, have you ever seen the Stephen King movie "Thinner"? You didn't piss off any gypsies lately, did you? If you want to put on weight, just follow my lead and eat fast food and don't exercise for several years. If your job is getting to be too much with the tough, physical labor, why don't you become the Sabres back-up goalie? Play once every three weeks; it doesn't even matter if you suck.
---- Rednecks 07:56 pm Nov 21, 2010
Dan, congrats on the employee of the month. You definitely need to switch from light beer to regular. I recommend a nice stout drink like Guinness. It's a meal in a can. You must be working too hard. Either that or its the black prostitutes you've been soliciting in downtown Buffalo and you've been infected with HIV. Lord I hope not! As far as putting the minorities all in one spot, that's already been done. Its called Buffalo!
---- Cart Boys 01:23 am Nov 21, 2010
hey --i went fishing in the canal the other day and i caught a pickup truck---but when i was reeling it in my line broke--now no one will believe me. would it be wrong to set aside a piece of land somewhere and let all the blacks live there--then they could shoot and kill each other and trash talk until thier hearts content and act like loud obnoxious jackasses and we could also send some white women there and some farm animals so they could hump like rabbits cuz thats what they do--would that be so wrong---so i have lost 26 pounds now--funny thing is--im not on a diet--i blame it on my backbreaking manual labor job--i must be burning off too many calories at work--this is a serious matter--if it continues i may have to stop drinking light beer and go with regular
---- Blind Squirrels 22:42 pm Nov 20, 2010
Hey Mike, haven't you been paying attention?? We talk about everything on here EXCEPT hockey. I did talk to Greg on the phone today, so I know that he still exists, but Mark I agree that we need to keep the taunts coming on a regular basis! I propose that everyone who taunts on here every day gets a 1,000 point bonus! I bet not even Greg, with his hockey magazine and his Google research, thought of that one. And no, Mark, you didn't offend me. I find you're thinly-veiled David Duke-like rants entertaining. I'm glad you found your 10lb. white baby. I once gave birth to a 2lb. brown baby after a heavy night of drinking and a stop at Mighty Taco. Now I've gone WAY too far. Good night, ladies and gentlemen! Drive safely.
---- Rednecks 04:42 pm Nov 20, 2010
Nice scrap with McCormick last night. Short but sweet, got the job done. If you want to see a heavyweight bout, check out Thornton/Hordichuk on hockeyfights.com. Toe to toe action!
---- Cable Cru$aders 08:16 am Nov 20, 2010
How about a big "yee hah" to Dan, the employee of the Month. Guess that makes him the "big" turkey. Did anyone else notice that the last 13 rants did not concern our league or even hockey, except Dan's rage at our "iron man" Tim Connolly. Gotta love the competition amongst us this year. Should be a good race. And by race i mean a contest, not some shot at ethnic backrounds of our league members or some F in' nature show with that black bitch Oprah....sorry i've been reading too many Kocher rants......Go Bills- na i am just foolin wit ya!
---- Sludge Monsters 06:34 am Nov 20, 2010
Sorry for offending you Doug. I know your love for animals is great. Which is why I wanted you to see the LIFE show. You would appreciate it the most. Dan, nice to know that your having a breakfast, that is a good way to start the day. Thank you DAN and DOUG for taunting on a regular basis. My morning coffee needs you. For the rest of you guys. I will continue praying that you won't go blind doing what ever it is your doing. Has anyone seen my baby?? He's about 10lbs and WHITE??
---- Cart Boys 01:21 am Nov 20, 2010
i woke up this morning and i got myself a beer !!!!!
---- Blind Squirrels 09:44 pm Nov 18, 2010
The K.K.K. took Mark's baby away, his baby away, away from him (paraphrasing a great Ramones' song).
---- Sludge Monsters 04:21 pm Nov 18, 2010
People are great!!! I've come to realize that. Yes, it took me along time to realize what amazing creatures we are. I recently watched LIFE, narrated by OPRAH. the show was all about primates. Wow, I was amazed to see all the findings about our closest relatives. Did you know that Silver back males are only concerned with finding food for themselves and of corse reproduction. They are obsessed with eating all day to keep their size to fend poff others from banging their women. Chimps can use basic tools, but only if learned how by age four. after that they cant learn anything new!!! Fasinating!!! The best was the Baboons. They live in gangs with each male having several ladies(aka bitches). They gang fight other tribes and try stealing the females from one another. sometimes the females welcome new partners. OMG!!!! Did I mention the males beat the shit out of the females when they get out of line. Did I mention these Baboons look alot like you and I but with dark skin. I love this show, especially this episode. I hope others will find time to watch the show it is a real eye opener.
---- Cart Boys 00:42 am Nov 18, 2010
so i finally got to watch a sabres game tonite---funny shit---i didnt realize till 3 hours after the game ended that drew stafford didnt play---that shows what a sack of shit he is---you dont even notice him--however i did notice that patrick kaleta was missing--2 reasons---one--the sabres snoozed through the first half of the game before they started playing--and two--the carubba collision was given to a player on the other team--and whats that piece of equipment flapping in the breeze when ovechkin skates--it sticks out of his back--he looks like a jackass---as if he already doesnt with his tinted window-is he just trying to get noticed--dont worry buddy --we notice you --standing at the other end of the ice the whole game--goalsucking--what a fag
---- Blind Squirrels 22:17 pm Nov 16, 2010
Mike, yes Mark and Ron have been an item for quite a while. They were voted Tonawanda's "It" couple by the Tonawanda News. They were last scene holding hands and slurping the same strand of spaghetti at A Touch of Italy last Saturday. They're looking for a "best man" if you're interested, Mike....Maybe Dan does plan on living till he's 90. What's wrong with that? Everybody should be in the Guiness Book of World Records for something. Everybody has their place. Dan, why so bitter?? Did a black-indian-oriental, etc. take a crap in your cornflakes? Why don't you just adopt my philosophy that everyone else is dumber than me and they all suck, and then the pain will go away....Greg(ory), where are the taunts? You're in 2nd place, for crying out loud! You should be crowing and rubbing in the fact that people are passing Sludge like he's a 90 year old Dan driving in the right hand lane of the Thruway!!!
---- Rednecks 09:45 pm Nov 16, 2010
Dan, I hate to break it to you, but you're not middle aged anymore! That is, unless you are planning on living until you're 90? Since when have Mark and Ron been dating? And why am I the last to know! You guys make a cute couple. Are you the last two to leave the locker room on hockey night? Do you sit around and watch design shows on HGTV too?
---- Cart Boys 01:05 am Nov 16, 2010
hey guys--just takin a little break from bashing someone or something--but dont worry --i got enough material to last the whole season---i plan on ripping apart --blacks-indians-orientals--jason pominville--darcy regier---so many people that should be degraded--i dont know where to start--and if anyone wonders--why dan--why are you being so mean--the answer is---because i can--and i want to---ha ha ha--such is the life of a bitter middle aged single guy--if you havent been there you dont understand--and if you have a problem with it--bite me--ha ha ha
---- Sludge Monsters 22:05 pm Nov 15, 2010
I would like to apologize to Clown Nose and Camel Toe for my prior comments. I see that the Sabres have begun to win thanks to our forth line and Cody Mccormicks effort. This is definately a team that is willing to stick together through thick and Tyler Myers. The Sabres stick with the guys they chose to pay and have waited patiently for the others to step up alone to make a winner. Yes!!! You can win at this level with a Half MAN line up. So proven by the Sabres. I'm so glad that I've purchased the NHL Comedy Ice package!!! I will contiinue to support the guys that play their hearts out and prey that that will be enough to bring home the cup. I'm guessing the Baby Boom on the Sabres is due too winning the conference last year.????>
---- Blind Squirrels 08:26 pm Nov 14, 2010
You two must have made a handsome couple on your "date." Just tell Sludge you're a Canadian farmboy and he probably couldn't keep his hands to himself. Cartboys, it's good to see you're in the hoiday spirit! If Tiny Tim was Canadian, he'd say, "God bless us all, right on."
---- Blind Squirrels 08:26 pm Nov 14, 2010
You two must have made a handsome couple on your "date." Just tell Sludge you're a Canadian farmboy and he probably couldn't keep his hands to himself. Cartboys, it's good to see you're in the hoiday spirit! If Tiny Tim were Canadian, he'd say, "God bless us all, right on."
---- Blind Squirrels 08:25 pm Nov 14, 2010
You two must have made a handsome couple on your "date." Just tell Sludge you're a Canadian farmboy and he probably couln't keep his hands to himself. Cartboys, it's good to see you're in the hoiday spirit! If Tiny Tim were Canadian, he'd say, "God bless us all, right on."
---- Cart Boys 01:16 am Nov 14, 2010
gotta love the holiday season---get to watch all the fuckin canucks invade target and act like jackasses--throwing their trash all over the ground --snorting timmys coffee through their noses--being rude and obnoxious--and then when they leave they ask me for directions back to canada--dumb ass canadians--and the men are even worse---eh--dont shop here--eh---go back to canada--eh--and take your garbage with you--meaning your fellow shoppers--eh--merry christmas everyone !!!!!!
---- Cable Cru$aders 00:53 am Nov 14, 2010
Smitty, easy there....by the time i read the taunts i can't stop crying long enough to type. Just got back from the sabre awesome victory over the Caps. I sat with the President of the tyler Myers fan club(a certain sludge owner)and he was speechless over Tommy Vaneks undressing of the "D" on that rush. The lowlight of the night was when Myers skate "malfunctioned" and he fell...my "date" for the night was enraged at the equipment manger for not double checking Myers skates before the game. Let the excessing taunting continue ladies...its better than reading the Enquirer!!!
---- Blind Squirrels 22:45 pm Nov 13, 2010
Just as Sludge hates on Vanek he has the goal of the year to win the game in overtime for the Sabres!!! The only camel toe I see, Sludge, is showing through your pretty pink paties! Or are those Darcy's panties? (nod to Cartboys' intense hatred for someone he's never met). Crusaders did you get lost in a stack of junk mail??? Where's the taunting?? Come join us. Continued well-wishes to the Rednecks; however, if you win on a gimmick from 1,000 miles away, we all need to take a long, hard (Darcy's salivating) look in the mirror.
---- Cart Boys 00:44 am Nov 13, 2010
my new nickname for tim connelly is tim comedy ---because he is so funny to watch---the guy has done absolutely nothing for years and yet he somehow manages to have a lifelong roster exemption--they say its not who you know its who you blow--and in tiny timmys case that would be miss darcy regier----
---- Sludge Monsters 23:30 pm Nov 12, 2010
Not hating the player folks!!! just hating his game. I think he should wear a CLOWN NOSE! ..........I think acrobat ROY did a Camel Toe the other night! did anyone else see his Camel Toe!?! Vanek skated like shit again thursday, and wednesday, last Saturday Too!!! I'm guessing a lower body injury or an upper body "lack of heart" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---- Blind Squirrels 22:23 pm Nov 12, 2010
Well played, Mr. Webb. Hating on the Kocher hating. I'll see you in hell, Costanza!
---- Fools 09:07 pm Nov 12, 2010
Patience Sludge, patience! Myers will come around, just the sophmore jinx. He needs to remind himself that although he's only 190, he is 6'8" and yes they DO allow hitting in the NHL!! Get this kid in the weight room, he could be the next Chara!
---- Sludge Monsters 07:33 am Nov 12, 2010
Tyler Myers maybe the worst defensemen in the league! I feel sick every time I watch him. It's like he's playing pick up hockey!! The guy is everywhere! I can't believe this hocket team has any type of system whatsoever. Yeah he surprised everyone lasy year! Duh!! surprise again? He plays some crazy shit hockey and confuses the heck out of everyone else on the ice. Am I the only one who sees this??
---- Blind Squirrels 22:11 pm Nov 10, 2010
Mark, you're like the Nostradamus of the Freebird League because the Sabres just won two in a row! My boy (el)Roy with the shootout winner, but noooooo! (Steve Martin reference) we don't get any points for that! Who's in charge here??? Ron-o, I need to talk to your boss, or at the very least, your union steward! I think Mark and I need to fill out a grievance about these wildcard scoring changes. Actually, I'm just jealous because I didn't get any bonus points yet. Sour grapes on my part....Dan, for Christmas I'm going to get you a Sabres dart board with all of the Sabres faces on it so that you can throw a dart at it and pick on somebody new each time. Today Stifford, tomorrow Vanish, the next day Gerbil, etc.
---- Sludge Monsters 07:02 am Nov 10, 2010
Darcys not Gay his Boy friend is! I think the 100 point gift wasn't enough Greg! Sorry Mike! Ron did you say your at a loss for words???????????? That is some funny shit. Sabres Win next three games!
---- Cart Boys 00:37 am Nov 10, 2010
i cant believe the difference in drew stafford this year--i guess getting benched in the playoffs last year was the wake up call he needed--he is driving to the net--hitting people left and right--scoring goals--and he even has four or five fights---oops--my bad---#8 isnt drew stafford ? oh--its cody mccormick----ha ha ha---drew stifford is still a worthless piece of shit
---- Blind Squirrels 22:31 pm Nov 9, 2010
Dan-o! I haven't seen anger like that since the first Rage Against the Machine album! Bravo! Mike, some very funny observations on Dan's conflicting emotions. What is it about Darcy that turns you on, Dan? Is it the girls' name, or is it the girls' team he continually puts on the ice? Either way, Dan, don't be a hater...be a greater facilitator.
---- Rednecks 08:28 pm Nov 9, 2010
Dan, I have been reading up on my Jung and Freud. It sounds like to me that you have displaced anger. You're not actually mad at Darcy. You're mad at yourself because you are secretly attracted to him and have feelings for him. You're just mad because you're never experienced these feelings before for another man and you're just a little confused! Just kidding Dano!!!! Don't take it serious! Schmitty, don't collect too many nuts in the tree, you're bound to lose your balance and take a tumble!
---- Cable Cru$aders 08:18 am Nov 9, 2010
I came on to taunt and just read Dan's taunt...i am at a loss for words. Here goes...give peace a chance!
---- Sludge Monsters 07:34 am Nov 9, 2010
Dan!!! Easy on Darcy. His sexual preferance has nothing to do with his poor performance. Sure he may get alittle distracted in the locker room and shower area, but in his office I believe he is focused at the JOB AT HAND. Some people get their jobs by knowing someone (aka ME). I believe Darcy has alot of friends in high places. Most gay people are very very nice. Actually I haven't met a Queer person that wasn't nice. As a Darcy hater myself, I take offense to the beating he takes over liking male genitalia over a womens vagina and breasts. We are all different creatures. Just remember that you can't judge someone by the way he dresses or the way he looks at you(he may have a lazy eye)! I'm sure Darcy is a nice guy and although he sucks cock at being GM, I'm sure he's good at something.
---- Cart Boys 02:02 am Nov 9, 2010
with the sabres terrible start this year i cant believe more people aren't ripping darcy regier--i have hated the cock sucking flaming fudgepacker since he arrived in buffalo on his boyfriends back---the guy has assembled a team of soft sissies who like himself---sit down when they pee---why doesnt someone fire this fairy so he can fly back to frisco and be the limp wristed drag queen that he is meant to be---hockey is a manly sport--not meant for phony fems named after a girl---his act got old about 10 years ago when he came out of the closet and aquired the aids virus--
---- Blind Squirrels 22:30 pm Nov 8, 2010
Has anyone noticed how stealthily (Is that a word?) the Blind Squirrels have been climbing in the standings? Like a fattened squirrel climbing a pine tree in the fall. Notice how I used the words "stealthily" and "fattened" to describe the Blind Squirrels? Much like their G.M.
---- Cart Boys 01:10 am Nov 7, 2010
i think the blacks were rioting in oakland because the raiders won two games in a row--oh wait --they are black--who needs a reason to riot
---- Blind Squirrels 23:32 pm Nov 6, 2010
Would you like a glass for that whine, Sludge?
---- Fools 09:11 pm Nov 6, 2010
You are very welcome Rednecks!(remember this around Christmas time please) The wildcard has been played boys so now it's the Rednecks who must look over their shoulder. Word on the street is Sludge is beside himself over this stunning turnabout. Isn't change good Sludge!?! C'mon embrace it. You could score a D hatrick too ya know! Like you said, it makes no difference what the scoring is, it's the same for everyone. It's not often we get to bust Sludges balls so i'm taking full advantage. So why were the sponges rioting in Oakland? Shortage of malt liquour?
---- Rednecks 03:22 pm Nov 6, 2010
Yes, I know I am very very lucky to be in 1st place right now! Jackpot! Thank you Greg! Mark, are you mad at the scoring system, or just mad that you're not in 1st place? I have no idea how long I'll be up there, but the view is awesome!
---- Sludge Monsters 08:25 am Nov 6, 2010
How about 100 points for injuring a star player and giving 5 points for every game missed to the injured player!!! It will be like an insurance policy? This league is only getting better. I'm just happy to be a part of it. sorry for the short taunt, I want to search the blacks rioting in oakland yesterday.
---- Cart Boys 01:49 am Nov 5, 2010
i wonder what would happen if you took a limp wristed homo and made him the GM of an NHL team---wonder no more --we have the buffalo sabres--a team with a few good players---but mostly made up of sausage sucking sissies who are the mirror image of their back door porking boss---please send the fudgepacker packing to sanfrancisco so us manly men from buffalo can enjoy seeing real NHL hockey again
---- Blind Squirrels 22:28 pm Nov 4, 2010
The defenseman hat trick was the brain child of Professor Webb, who googled it and found that it hadn't happened in about 30 years. Good for you, Mike! Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Cochise Kocher! I'm fully jumping on the Rednecks bandwagon. Gimmick, you say? Brilliant, I say. And here are some other "gimmicks" I say we incorporate into the Freebird League next year: (1) Any player who has an ingrown toenail gets 50 points. (2) Any player who scores a goal on Arbor Day gets 100 points. (3) Any player who scores a goal right after getting the stick chopped out of his hand from behind gets 200 points (We'll call that the Bowen-Kenny Curry rule). (4) Any player who goes to a Bon Jovi concert the day of the game gets -1,000 points. (5) And any player who porks a fat chick the night before a game only gets 1 point because that happens all the time with every player (We'll call that the Hog Wild rule).
---- Rednecks 06:47 pm Nov 4, 2010
Who is the genius I need to thank for the defenseman hat trick scoring system?
---- Sludge Monsters 06:41 am Nov 4, 2010
Buffalo Sabres have had 4 fights this year!!!!!!!! Oh I'm sorry Cody McCormick has had 4 fights this year!!!!!!!!!! Time for a drastic move!!!!!! Right Doug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sure there are 20 guys in the minors right now that would look better than these guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---- Blind Squirrels 22:00 pm Nov 3, 2010
I thought the corrupt Evil Empire operated at Yankees Stadium?....And yes, I have noticed that Mark like to bash his ex-players. And Mark, why so many exclamation points? As an ex-English teacher, your use of so many exclamation points offends me on so many levels. But I'll get over it....Dan, I like your last statement. Well said. But the FBI is circling your house as we speak, waiting for you to get home from work. Say hi to your cellmate Tiny for me....And speaking of Tiny, Mark your "Whole Lotta Rosie"-like comment gives me some insight as to why Chris doesn't let you go to some more concerts.
---- Cart Boys 01:55 am Nov 3, 2010
i didnt vote today --why bother --the choice is either corrupt asshole A ---or corrupt asshole B---example---cuomo and palidino spend months trading tv spots that just bash the shit out of each other--how about putting on commercials that tell me what the two of you fucking morons are gonna do to make new york state better for us common people---the enemy is not in iraq or afghanistan--its right here in our own backyard--cant wait for the day when all good americans pick up their guns like the minutemen did back in the day--and take back our country from the corrupt evil empire
---- Rednecks 07:10 pm Nov 2, 2010
McArthur is a goal scorer machine once he left Buffalo, and he is property of the rednecks!
---- Fools 05:22 pm Nov 2, 2010
Get out and vote! The rent is too damn high!!!!!!!!!!
---- Cable Cru$aders 08:56 pm Nov 1, 2010
Has anyone noticed that last year when Miller was on the Sludge hardly a peep out of Mark about his play...however this year when he isnt on the Sludge, Mark has turned into Jerry Sullivan!!!!! Do you think we could trade for MacArthur?
---- Sludge Monsters 05:17 pm Nov 1, 2010
Tim Thomas feels a bit threatened in net and WOW!!! He plays like a GOD!!! I wonder if that would work with Miller? Or any Sabre for that matter. The benching of our Captain is F'n histerical!!!! I would think the guy named CAPTAIN wouldn't be needing of a wake up call or be borderline minor leaguer??? Oh yeah this is the Sabres! makes perfect sense now!!! Got to justify a management acquisition. The only thing that has me more upset than management or my belly after a mighty pack is the team play. Nonexsistent!!!!! All individual efforts!!! No system what so ever. These stiffs aren't getting any better playing all these years together they're getting worse. The only good line is the bangers!!! Because they Bang!!! Bang like a fat chick after a Bon Jovi Concert!!
---- Blind Squirrels 09:25 pm Oct 31, 2010
I'm donating the original Freebird artwork, framed by the Commish, and inked by a starving artist known as Scotty Webb, to the winner of our league this year. The winner (a.k.a. Mark) will thus have something in addition to the trophy to decorate his man-cave....There was a Jochen Hecht sighting. No, not in the Sabres game. I saw him in Soul Asylum's "Runaway Train" video. Think about it. I write my own material.
---- Cart Boys 01:06 am Oct 31, 2010
so i missed the last two sabre games cuz i was at work ---so basically i didnt miss anything---this is what happens when darcy regier is your GM---i got a great idea for the sabres--get a GM who doesnt like other boys weenies in his ass-- darcy has got to be the dumbest limp wristed homo GM in the history of the NHL--ok---you get bounced out of the playoffs in round 1 because all your superstars mailed it in and played like pussies--so what would you do if you were darcy--get rid of adam mair---of course--then keep all your overpaid soft players who only show up once every 10 games--and magically over the summer they will turn into stanley cup contenders---gee darcy i dont think your idea worked--cuz the sabres suck it this year--just like your boyfriend--the only way the sabres will ever be a good team is to hire a GM who is a man--
---- Sludge Monsters 06:13 am Oct 30, 2010
Dang Schmitty!!!! Thats a long read! good thing I got up at 5 this morning. I take it that we are not going to the Bon Jovi concert in Lockport next year. Mike, I agree with your Political views except Bill Maher is a Dusch Bag. I'm voting for women first then Black Guys. The rents too damn high guy is my favorite. Thats some funny shit. I too watched the sabres game. Roy had an excellent dive. This fuck is an embarrassment to the league. Why is Miller in net after a 2 nothing lead???? Get the his SOFT ass on the bench. He can't finish...... Baseball pitchers can't get through a whole game...AKA Miller right Doug??!!! Did Gerbe, Hecht, Stafford even play last night?? I didn't NOTICE them on the ice!!! I think I saw Vanek humping Atlantas goalies leg twice!!! otherwise I would have thought he was on the sidelines too. I was a little disappointed Thorburns goal did not count. Yes another Sabre taking a hard hit!! PENALTY!?! WTF!! Roy must be giving the Refs Head before the game. I don't know if a Wet T-shirt contest would get me to a Sabres game. Have fun with that thought guys??? I'll taunt when Dan ang Greg get back from their camping trip!
---- Cart Boys 01:08 am Oct 30, 2010

---- Blind Squirrels 23:02 pm Oct 29, 2010
Some random thoughts while watching the Sabres game tonight: On one shift Drew Stafford shot a point blank shot from the slot about 5 feet wide, then he made a bad pass back to the defenseman about 10 feet wide, and later he coughed up the puck in the neutral zone which led to a Thrashers scoring chance. I was yelling, "Get off the ice!" He truly is a Stifford....My boy Roy ("his boy elRoy" - Jetsons reference) saved the Sabres a point tonight, but Mark's boy Bfygulien (spelling?) scored the overtime gamewinner FROM HIS DEFENSE POSITION, MARK (it's a good thing we didn't allow you to draft him)...Morrisonn is big and tough, he crushes people and clears people out, and he can skate, which means the Sabres will not resign him next year....With the Sabres up two goals and just put on a two-man power play, Lindy Ruff calls a time out???? They have all the momentum, and we call a timeout to slow things down. And why? What's Brian McCutcheon going to tell the power play? Did McCutcheon ever play the game on the professional level? The Sabres power play has sucked for YEARS, and the only constant is that McCutcheon is supposed to be in charge of it. Watching the Sabres power play is about as exciting as watching paint dry. I've seen better movement in my bowels. How McCutcheon keeps his job every year escapes me. But how any of the Sabres coaches or management keep their jobs remains a mystery....I think Mike Grier is a good character guy, but if he does one more dumb cross-ice pass at the blue line, I think I'm going to cry. And I'm not peeling any onions, even if the Sabres are starting to smell like one......And while I'm on my soapbox and have your attention (and I told Dan about this), do you know that Bon Jovi is eligible for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction??? Bon Jovi?!!! Who's next, Poison? Winger? Slaughter? If Bon Jovi gets inducted I will never set foot in the R&R Hall of Fame again. Unless we plan a road trip to Cleveland and head to the strip club in the first floor of the North Point Inn. That's high class. But getting back to my point, why would a hair metal band be eligible for induction, but real bands like Rush, Yes, Jethro Tull, Kiss, etc. get passed over every year? Things will change when I'm put in charge, so vote for me for Curator of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum. Exit stage left!
---- Rednecks 08:50 pm Oct 29, 2010
Yes, Mark you're absolutely right, you're the only worthy one. Worthy of a good old ASS WHOOPING!!! We're only a week into the pool and the injury bug has already bitten one my goalies and is out indefinitely. Dammit! I saw the Sabres/Flyers game the other night. What a sad sad sad defense. The clearing attempts were horrid and way too many turnovers. Now I know why WNY'ers are so angry all the time! I guess that's why we drink. To hide the pain. Why am I not surprised that Mark is on top of the standings again. It's a long season is all I can say. Remember, everyone go out and vote and press the button that says "straight party Democrat"! Don't vote for a Tea Partier, it's just a ploy for the Republicans to get some votes. Most Republicans I know are just old, angry white racists who are living in the past! And If I've offended anyone with my political opinions, tough! Think about it... Obama-cool, John Stewart-cool, Bill Maher-cool, Keith Olbermann-cool. Glenn Beck=idiot! Rush Limbaugh=Big fat idiot! Vote Democrat and you'll be a part of the cool crowd! Peace fellas!
---- Blind Squirrels 22:13 pm Oct 28, 2010
Mike, I admire your political chutzpah. I think you and Mark should run for President and Vice President. I'd vote for ya. And if I didn't, Mark would rant about how our league's scoring system was ruining this country....Mark is ahead for now (as usual), but yes the season is a marathon, not a sprint. If it was a sprint, I couldn't play in it, as anyone who's seen me run at softball can atest to.
---- Rednecks 04:43 pm Oct 28, 2010
We're only a week into the pool and the injury bug has already bitten one my goalies and is out indefinitely. Dammit! I saw the Sabres/Flyers game the other night. What a sad sad sad defense. The clearing attempts were horrid and way too many turnovers. Now I know why WNY'ers are so angry all the time! I guess that's why we drink. To hide the pain. Why am I not surprised that Mark is on top of the standings again. It's a long season is all I can say. Remember, everyone go out and vote and press the button that says "straight party Democrat"! Don't vote for a Tea Partier, it's just a ploy for the Republicans to get some votes. Most Republicans I know are just old, angry white racists who are living in the past! And If I've offended anyone with my political opinions, tough! Think about it... Obama-cool, John Stewart-cool, Bill Maher-cool, Keith Olbermann-cool. Glenn Beck=idiot! Rush Limbaugh=Big fat idiot! Vote Democrat and you'll be a part of the cool crowd! Peace fellas!
---- Blind Squirrels 22:48 pm Oct 26, 2010
G.W., I'm really happy to see you in first place. It makes me about as happy as if I was in first place. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. "In case you can't tell I'm being sarcastic"....Mark, appears we struck a nerve. Our work with you is now complete. Why don't you run for governor so you can make hockey mandatory in all public schools. Just kidding, Mark. I find your love of hockey and your yearly resistance to any sort of change in our league amusing....Dan, your hating knows no limits. I'm glad you're having a "good month" on that front....Mike, see what happens when you actually draft almost all of your own team? I think that you were using a BlackBerry to check up-to-the-minute stats, but remember it's a long season....And Rono, when you're not golfing or supervising Mr. Khan, we'll drink some beers. I like calling your cell phone for the "Sanford and Son" theme song. Good choice. I think Mark approves of that show.
---- Fools 06:04 pm Oct 26, 2010
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Looky,looky...first place for the Fools!!! Damn right! And you say I wasn't prepared. I spent $7.99 on that rag(even though I only opened it once before the draft). Sorry, I have to boast now before I spiral into the abyss that is 5th place and Sludge takes his rightful place atop this sorry-assed heap!!! Schmitty -awesome Meatballs reference, one of my all-time favorite comedies...see you here again in about 2 weeks.
---- Sludge Monsters 04:32 pm Oct 26, 2010
I'm the whiner???? Funny how the guy that likes the point system every year gets labeled the whiner. Vote for Cuomo homos!!! Blah Blah Blah!!! All I no is the point system this year "is too Damn High" The goalies don't need this many food stamps. Defensemans goals worth more than a forward goal???? Why?? are they playing with a bigger puck? WTF Ladies make sense of nonsense. You are all geniouses (spelling?) I'm an idiot! The best Governor will win! and New York State will get out of debt. Hate me for I am confused. I'm voting for the Maddam or the BLACK Guy.
---- Cart Boys 01:18 am Oct 26, 2010
what a good month october has been--the yankees get bounced before they can cash their check to buy the world series--the dallas cowboys suck--and the super bowl is in dallas this year--gotta love it--whats up jerry jones--and best of all jason pominville gets blasted into la la land---could things get any better--whats next---darcy regeir coming down with aids-
---- Blind Squirrels 22:14 pm Oct 25, 2010
I see that Greg and Dan haven't taunted yet. I guess until Pominville comes back Dan has nothing to hate on yet. And Greg is still trying to figure out how to return his hilighters to the store since he barely needed them. Mark, would you be happy if you weren't complaining about something that everyone else agrees upon? And Mike, Ryan or Ray Whitney? We all know that it just doesn't matter, it just doesn't matter, it just doesn't matter because all the really good-looking girls will still go out with the guys from Camp Mohawk because they've got all the money! And Ron, thanks for putting in those teams so quickly. I know that you really wiped out my taunt because you're trying to censor me. You're kind of like the PMRC from the '80's, and I feel like Dee Snider. I'm just getting silly now - good night all!
---- Rednecks 09:00 pm Oct 25, 2010
What's up fellas! Glad to see the hockey season roll around again. Ron (Commish), thanks for drafting the rest of team for me. Next year, I'll do a tele-presence video conference call, it'll be just like I'm sitting in the room with you guys. I do have to point out one error though. My 14th pick was RYAN Whitney,Defenseman for Edmonton. I see you have me down for RAY Whitney, Forward for Phoenix. Is this easily remedied? See all of you on the board soon. May the taunting begin!
---- Sludge Monsters 04:27 pm Oct 25, 2010
Wow, that summer flew by!!! Now back to fantasy hockey! This has to be about our 20th season. (and 20th different point system?) Can't make fun of nascar now homies! Thanks for bringing beer to the draft. I think it helped me again. I know I'm in first now but this is the point system from last year. I have no clue where I'll be after the BETTER point system.. Gotta run Taunt to you real soon.
---- cartboys 00:39 am Oct 25, 2010
doug--i cant believe you beat mark to the taunt board--that is as shocking as the yankees not being able to buy another world series title this year--also thank you buffalo bills for blowing the game against the ravens---i am still alive in the football pool--my 3 heroes of the week--geoff hangartner--shawn nelson and that guy that knocked jason pominville out last week
---- blind squirrels 09:36 pm Oct 24, 2010
I'd like to congratulate myself on being the first of the 2010-11 season to use the taunt board! I feel like Christopher Columbus. Or maybe I've just got no life? Good luck to everyone this year, but we all know who's going to win. No, not the Sludge. I just checked the Chinese calendar that I keep in my bedroom - you know the one that Mike got me out of Cherry Blossom magazine - and it's the Year of the Squirrel! Rock on brother Squirrels!
---- blind squirrels 22:12 pm May 16, 2010
Dan, I'm surprised you're not jumping on the Flyers' bandwagon? They are your kind of team and they made the Habs look like a bunch of Pominvilles out there tonight.
---- cartboys 00:11 am May 16, 2010
gotta love the montreal canadians---first they send dirty puck hog alex ovechkin to the first tee--and now he is joined by cheap shot crybaby sidney crosby--way to go habs
---- blind squirrels 22:30 pm May 15, 2010
The West is best this year. My "bold" prediction is either San Jose or Chicago to hoist the Cup. At least we know it won't be the Sabres (again!).
---- sludge monsters 22:12 pm May 14, 2010
PHILLY OR HABS!!!!!!! DON"T MATTER
---- cartboys 00:22 am Apr 30, 2010
i was so glad to see the washington capitals upset by montreal in seven games--hockey is a team sport--thats why goal sucking dirty player alex ovechkin will have to watch the rest of the playoffs on TV---i sure hope limp wristed pussy GM darcy regier makes some changes to the sabres next year--but why would he--the guy is a spineless half a fag who will never be able to build a winner--he needs to resign and follow his dreams to a gay life in san francisco
---- sludge monsters 22:14 pm Apr 27, 2010
The Sabres must have painted their nails before game six!!! C'mon, we can't continue like this. I really thought that this team could have made it threw two rounds. Once again it's our most expensive players that are the cost of not winning. Connolly, you played your last game on my TV. Roy, you whinney cry baby diving shit!! say hello to Ennis, your replacement at 1/10th the cost! You may have a bigger Dick but it's the size of the Heart that we're looking for!!!! Finally, the players on the ice when Ellis was hit are fired, ON THE SPOT. Stick up for your 'mates or just go away. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! On another note!! I was going to attend the jakes trip but Gander only sells worms by the dozen. That would be a waste of my money. I told the guy I only wanted one!!! I won't be able to afford the dozen worms and the three dozen Coors lites: ) PS Not mad at the Sabres or Linda, Just wish people that have a chance at a dream realized their oportunity. Kind of like the dreams we all have at catching the "BIG ONE" at Jakes!! If only the Sabres gave our effort!!!! FUCK I missed another bite!!!!!
---- blind squirrels 09:38 pm Apr 27, 2010
Maybe the Sabres will actually have a power play next season. They realized it was their achilles heel all season and did nothing personnel wise to address it. Miller will only be at his peak so long. I don't think Regier wants to win the Cup, just keep his cushy job. Show him the door, please. On Hockey Night in Canada last night, they said that the Sabres have to take a long, hard look at their key offensive players and they named names. I agree. The Sabres lacked clutch goal scoring all year. Give some young guys a chance and get rid of these 15-goal scorers who come up with goose eggs in the playoffs.
---- rednecks 08:59 pm Apr 27, 2010
I'm sure glad that Versus didn't broadcast the Sabres last game. At least if softened the blow that I didn't have to see the final game. It's definitely time to clean house. Their wasting millions on Vanek. He's good enough to practice skate but isn't tough enough to suck it up for the big game. Sad. Lindy, it's been a good run. Longest tenure for a coach in one location but it's time to look elsewhere to call home.
---- cartboys 23:33 pm Apr 26, 2010
at least some good has come out of the sabres getting shown the door by a real hockey team---this message is for darcy regier---get your limp wristed boyfriends weiner out of your ass and listen up---looking ahead to next year---3 easy changes---get rid of tim connelly---he gets replaced by tyler ennis--better player--savings--millions---get rid of drew fat shit stifford---replace with cody mcCormick--better player --save millions--and he probably gets just as many goals as stiffboy--plus he hits and fights--and get rid of tony --milan lucic's bitch lydman---and replace with mike weber---add those 3 to the lineup for a full year and we will be ready when the playoffs start---i would keep raffi torres and give him a full year to show what he can do--hey why not--we give slugs like stafford 5 years to prove themselves---also steve montador was amazing against boston--not surprising--he is a gamer--you wonder why our power play went 0-the playoffs --who plays on it--connelly--pussyville--stifford---my only regret was that the last game was close cuz if we are gonna lose anyway it would have been nice to see some sabres whoop some asses--like chara and boychuks
---- blind squirrels 23:35 pm Apr 24, 2010
Let's go Buffalo!!!!! Let's go Buffalo!!!! Let's go Buffalo!!!!!
---- sludge monsters 23:01 pm Apr 24, 2010
Sabres in 7. We will breeze through this series. Sorry Boston, but, You SUCK. Like the Yankees!!! The Sabres had their best game. I hope we play our best Monday. If Vanek returns then Connely should sit!!!! Sit the worst player please. I hope Thomas Vanek can withstand a round 2!!!!! I have to stop before the nasty stuff comes out. PEACE!!!!!!!!
---- blind squirrels 22:05 pm Apr 23, 2010
As G.W. and I have discussed, when the Sabres outskate and don't get caught up taking runs at oak trees, they're clearly more talented than Boston. Tonight's game was a good indication of that. I know you're going to hate me saying it, Dan, but I bet next season your circus midgets, Ennis and Gerbe, make the team. I would swap them, however, for slugs like Roy, Connolly, Pominville, Stafford, and Vanek. At least they're exciting to watch and they're flying around out there. But I do agree that the top 2 lines need an overhaul. Give a real power forward like Mancari a chance, Darcy. Put your ego aside for the good of the organization for once.....Aah...wouldn't it be nice just to win the Stanley Cup once? Dare to dream.
---- sludge monsters 09:29 pm Apr 20, 2010
I didn't know Kennedy was made of rubber??? Sorry Ellis no one saw the hit??? My apoligy on behalf of YOUR TEAM-MATES!!! Vanek, when you start playing real hockey the injuries show up. Some guys play threw them, some need R&R!!! Lindy, your job is on the line!!! I hope it's a Bills job!! CLEAN HOUSE!!!! We need to do this before draft day. One hundred forty pound players need not be drafted!!!!!!! I hope that the higher ups are watching the same thing thats on my set!!! My living room is lucky that It doesn't have holes in it's walls!!!! Lindy's testicles better drop by Wednesday. Thank You Kaleta for a great season!!!! Summer School recommended for the rest of you bums. Minus Gaustad, Mair, Ellis and Lalime: )
---- rednecks 05:34 pm Apr 20, 2010
Game 3 was a goaltender contest. Miller made us look good again as usual, but Bostons netminder came up big when needed. It's looking like Grier is our superstar on the team as of late. Where's the big money boys? They're resting their vaginas. I see the Tonawanda Police has made the news again. Jim Litz and wife Chief Cindy Young are on official leave. Beautiful, just freaking beautiful. And no summer concert series in Tonawanda either. Sad, sad, sad.
---- cartboys 01:34 am Apr 20, 2010
the sabres should be on the golf course next week---its a shame---because we knew the 3rd and 4th lines would show up for the playoffs but once again our millionaire sacks of shit are doin darcy proud---mailing it in---hopefully the sabres will learn something about what kind of players it takes to win the cup and start rebuilding the top 2 lines
---- cartboys 00:41 am Apr 19, 2010
it looks like my prediction is starting to happen---boston is the tougher team overall---you might get away with having some soft pussies on your team in game one---but in the long haul--only men win the cup---see the connection---men--cup--get it---it was all over when pussy vanek got slashed and acted like his leg had been chopped off--get up pussy--kaleta would have finished the shift and put ice on it on the bench---the bruins must be laughing in the locker room---hopefully one of these years --darcy will start drafting hockey players instead of circus midgets--anorexic teen idols and guys named phil mcCracken
---- cartboys 00:40 am Apr 19, 2010
it looks like my prediction is starting to happen---boston is the tougher team overall---you might get away with having a bunch of soft pussies on your team in game one---but in the long haul--only men win the cup---see the connection---men--cup--get it---it was all over when pussy vanek got slashed and acted like his leg had been chopped off--get up pussy--kaleta would have finished the shift and put ice on it on the bench---the bruins must be laughing in the locker room---hopefully one of these years --darcy will start drafting hockey players instead of circus midgets--anorexic teen idols and guys named phil mcCracken
---- blind squirrels 09:34 pm Apr 18, 2010
Congrats to Sludge for winning the league (again)!......Now let the official beer-drinking season begin: hockey playoffs, fishing trips, fishing in general, concerts, and summer!!!!!!!!!! Are you ready for the summer? ("Meatballs" reference)......Schmitty has left the building. And the Blind Squirrels begin to gather their nuts for next season. To quote Paiger: "That man's nuts! Grab 'em!"
---- sludge monsters 01:06 am Apr 18, 2010
Greg, are you talking BEERS??????????????? Sabres, UGH!!! still a bit soft!! 2-0 after 0ne with the hitting, then they go back to Regier mode, AKA CAMEL TOE MODE!!!! Nice two handed wack job on Vaneks' knee!!! HOOKING????? Refs missed that one. I will continue to take good care of the trophy. It shines like a bald guys head!!! Play Off Beard started! Do you Believe, Do you Believe!!!????
---- cartboys 00:18 am Apr 17, 2010
ron---i agree----who would have thought when we were growing up that nationally known bands would play free concerts right in our backyard--but of course the politicians got a hold of it and fucked it all up---good job assholes----at least lockport is not to far---i am still looking forward to the day that all of us americans take back our country from these fucking moron criminals in government--at least i can dream---glad that the sabres took game 1---of course --i was at work so i didnt see any of it--ditto for game 2 on saturday--but i am looking forward to game 3 and also hoping that lindy ruff doesnt ruin a good thing--keep fat slow drew stifford in the press box--we dont need him--we wanna win the cup
---- fools 09:47 pm Apr 16, 2010
1 down, 15 to go!!!!
---- cable cru$ader$ 11:55 am Apr 15, 2010
i want to congratulate the Sludge on drafting Ovechkin, because thats who our trophy should have on top! yeah, yeah Mark does his homework but even Dan could win this thing with Ovechkin on his roster, Shmitty sand thev rust off your goofy bobber its almost time to invade Canada! Greg, Thanks for putting all that time and thought into another successful hockey year! Mike, maybe Millie could help with your picks next year or your local Avon lady. Dan, justv stop all that hatin'. Dan, Doug enjoy your road trip to Lockport for your concerts now that this area screwed the pooch once again and has lost something else that the community enjoyed!!! See Ya at the Draft!
---- sludge monsters 23:17 pm Apr 13, 2010
Dan, That is the BEST TAUNT OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!! Only I believe the Sabres will win the cup. Thats because I am a positive thinker who believes that at the NHL level anything can happen!! I love surprises.... C'mon Buffalo it's time to shine!!!!! The winner will be who wants it,,, Talent not so important this time of year. Stafford is thinking about giving up the NHL dream. He would rather play a Guitar for $300 on a weekend than ROCK with the Big Boys in the NHL for $3,000,000. Go Figure:?
---- cartboys 00:53 am Apr 13, 2010
my new favorite NHL player---andy sutton of ottawa---thank you so much for knocking drew stifford out--it was one way to get the sack of shit out of the lineup--that can only help our chances in the playoffs----i feel bad for the sabres opening against boston---buffalo will be done in round 1----we have the goalie with the second best stats in the league---guess who has the first best---bostons goalie---we have a defensemen who is a future chara----boston has the present day chara----darcy thinks drew stifford is a power forward---ha`ha ha-----if you wanna` see the real deal watch milan lucic----boston has a real enforcer on their team--shawn thornton----we have tree hugger jason pominville----boston plays hockey like men----half of buffalos roster likes men----we have a few hockey players who will make it interesting---but too many midgets-homos--and passengers to beat the big bad bruins
---- rednecks 08:39 pm Apr 11, 2010
Congrats to the Sludge Monsters! You severely kicked our asses! Now the real NHL season begins...........PLAYOFFS! Go Sabres! Kick some Bruin Ass!
---- sludge monsters 01:39 am Apr 11, 2010
I'll take Gerbe and Ennis over Butt-ler and Stifford any day!!!!!!!!! Size only matters if your a woman!!!!! Men don't care how big they are! They just want to PLAY! : ) And YES our GM is an ASS!!! His decision making is that of A Tiger Woods only Tiger likes the Ladies.
---- cartboys 01:38 am Apr 10, 2010
sorry--i will not be attending the fishing trip this year--eh--because i hate fuckin canadians--eh---and i think we should just find a closer place in america and fish there--eh---it would be more fun--eh---time to start a new tradition--eh---why drive 4 hours into canada to fish a lake that has no fish in it--eh---and the price of the beer is ridiculous--eh----lets go to allegany or rushford instead--eh----
---- blind squirrels 22:46 pm Apr 9, 2010
This is why AC/DC is the best band in the history of hard rock: I was watching a live concert from Munich from 2003 on VH1 Classic, and during "The Jack" drummer Phil Rudd lights a cigarette while he's playing and keeps on smoking and never misses a beat! Now that's what I'm talking about! If the Sabres had that much talent on their roster we would be sippin' from the Cup instead of playing golf this summer. Leave the golf to trained professionals - like Greg......And Greg, if you're reading this, any word on the fishing trip? I'm sure the Kochers want to start making their reservations now.
---- cartboys 00:09 am Apr 9, 2010
you gotta love the sabres---so we have a bunch of injuries---and who do we call up----4 foot 5 --billy barty---and some anorexic leif garret lookalike---ummm--when patrick kaleta is out--you bring up a similar player--not a guy so small that paul gaustad has to pick him up and lift him over the boards so he can get on the ice---nathan gerbil and tyler penis---what good are they---besides being able to blow darcy regier from a standing position---now it all makes sense---we have the worst gm in the history of hockey---he is so busy getting it in his ass and mouth from his gay partner that he doesnt have time to make smart hockey decisions---i cant wait for the sabres to exit in the first round so we can clean house and get rid of all the homos and midgets and start building a real hockey team
---- blind squirrels 22:45 pm Apr 8, 2010
Mark, I'll trade you my baseball glove for your comb - two things just collecting dust anyway.....Congrats on winning this damn league! When are you going to draft some players who get hurt???
---- rednecks 09:21 pm Apr 8, 2010

---- sludge monsters 03:34 pm Apr 8, 2010
Anybody want to make a trade?????
---- cable cru$ader$ 08:59 am Apr 8, 2010
60 points away and closing...i feel like a buffalo sports team chasing a championship. NO CHANCE!!! Way toomuch hatin' on the site this year...maybe it's our free form of therapy!!!
---- blind squirrels 22:45 pm Apr 3, 2010
Is anybody else concerned that the Sabres are playing a team they could face in the playoffs, with a chance to clinch their division, and they get shut out?!
---- sludge monsters 07:17 pm Apr 3, 2010
This is only a thought!!!! What if we stop paying NFL players???? We hire strictly from our prison system!!!!! The Wardens will be coaches. We'll stick with the current cheerleaders as i'm not sure the prison girls will do the trick. The tickets will cost $10.00 General Admission!!! That money will goto the local charities!!!! Beer will be $2.00 a bottle, this money will be used for staffing the concessions and buying smokes and playboys for the players! I have endless ideas! Thinking we should start using pedifiles as REAL test car crash dummies!!!! Also, JUST A THOUGHT!!!, We put Tiger and Jessy in a zoo cage with some ( a hundred or so ) white women!!!! That should sell some Zoo Tickets. My brain needs a rest, talk to you later: )
---- blind squirrels 23:12 pm Apr 2, 2010
Thanks to Mark for inviting Dan and I to watch the Bowman Cup at HSBC (high school all-stars). The beer was cold and a couple of the high school bands were kinda cool.....Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie at Artpark in May! Who's in?? Mike, I know you're a big shock-rock fan - you'll probably want to fly in from Charlotte for that one. I'll try to bootleg you something if you can't make it.....Let's try to get together for some Sabres playoff games! The road to the Cup begins!....
---- cartboys 01:38 am Mar 30, 2010
tiger woods is back----he was spotted banging the hole on the 18th green at the masters
---- cartboys 01:11 am Mar 29, 2010
mark--enjoy watching kaleta every chance you get---i dont think his career will last too long---the guy is awesome--but the way he plays---he keeps getting that neck injury--i think the day is coming soon when a doctor will tell him he has to call it quits for his own good---as far as the sabres go--we know in the playoffs that grier --gaustad--montador--rivet--mair--torres and myers will be great--the problem is that the other sacks of shit will do nothing and they will be on the links in april--
---- blind squirrels 22:32 pm Mar 27, 2010
I hope you're right, Mark, and the Sabres step it up come playoffs. But I can't say I'm as optimistic. I do think they'll make it out of the first round, but after that, I'm not so sure. I do like the rugged physical forwards on the 3rd and 4th lines, but they're 1st and 2nd lines are full of overpaid underachievers. But remember all you need in the playoffs is to play good defense, which the Sabres are capable of doing, especially if Miller is on top of his game, and get CLUTCH goal scoring. Where's Drury when you need him?
---- sludge monsters 05:01 pm Mar 27, 2010
Easy Sabres Fans(?)!!!! I think we're in good shape for the playoff run. Fuck Ottawa!!! Kaleta won the game for me last night!!! Fuck the score!!! Meaningless game and we actually showed a little effort. I guarantee success in the playoffs. Better to go in an under dog. We have 8 players playing on contract years. Veteren Defense plus the most power forwards since the 90's. I like our chances. Ovechkin is Kaletas Bitch. Crosby is scheduled to get his PERIOD the first round of the playoffs. Miller is in his prime. Man, these wierd fuckin' guys make great goalies!!!! I'm excited about our chances. Playoffs are a different game. Remember when Grier was our best player in the playoffs!!! Well he's playing for a contract, Open the cage door!!! WHOOP ASS!!!!!! Oh Yeah!!!!!! AND WE HAVE PATRICK FUCKING KALETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go Sabres!!!!
---- cartboys 01:52 am Mar 27, 2010
of course ottawa beats buffalo---it all goes back to chris neil knocking out chris drury with a cheap shot--a few years back---and because buffalo didnt do enough to send ottawa a message that they would not put up with that shit they became ottawas bitch---and the sabres will go out in the first round of the playoffs because the overpaid core of the team is a bunch of spineless pussies---and that all relates to the pussy who is the GM--boy do i miss the year ted nolan was coach--and we had ray-may-bougner and barnaby on the team
---- blind squirrels 23:13 pm Mar 26, 2010
I'd love to join in on the Sabres bashing, but I've got to run. Ben Roethlisberger is picking me up. We going to da club! I've heard he's good at picking up chicks.
---- fools 22:35 pm Mar 26, 2010
Fuckin' goddamn Ottawa!!!!!! What the fuck is it about this team that we can't beat them. They suck!!!!!! What does that say about us!?!?! Man, we have surpassed being Ottawa's bitch...we are officially their homosexual cocksucking sex slaves!!!!! What the FUCK!!!!!!!!!! If they can't beat Ottawa at home in a VERY important "down the stretch" meeting where points are at a premium, we might as well polish up those golf clubs real fuckin' soon! How in the fuck does this team even think it stands a chance to win but 1 game against a Pittsburgh, Washington or New Jersey in the playoffs!!!!! Not even fuckin' close!! NO WAY!!!! So tonights loss puts Ottawa's record against us since the lockout at 27-6-4! WOW! Talk about a team being in your head, I'll bet they tell the Sabres when to wipe their asses!!!! Goddamn this loss has really fucking pissed me off!!!!!!!!!! Can you tell!! I would like to thank Sludge for inspiring me to write such an angry taunt chock full of F-bombs! Fuck, I need a beer...
---- cable cru$ader$ 11:25 am Mar 24, 2010
Mark stop hatin' the playa's and start hatin' da game!
---- sludge monsters 22:08 pm Mar 23, 2010
I actually like the Sabres for the playoff RUN!!!! Veteran Defense.....Ruggid forwards....and a "world class Goalie". Oh Yeah!!!! and PATRICK FUCKING KALETA........Stanley Fucking Cup!!!!! Thank You Kaleta!!!! For understanding the game and what tha fans crave!!!! This maybe our year! I can't wait. I'll be at the parade!!! : ) On another note, Tiger Woods had sex with Jesse James too!!!! They had a baby years ago. Yes, Lady GaGa.........Blah, Blah,Blah.BlahBlahBlah -------------- UALLSUK DIKWEEDS
---- cartboys 01:23 am Mar 23, 2010
nathan gerbil as an NHL player----nooooo !!!!!! nathan gerbil playing a munchkin in the wizard of oz --yesss !!!!!tyler ennis as an NHL player--noooo !!!! tyler ennis playing an oompa loompa in willie wonka and the chocolate factory---yesss !!!! tiger woods being a millionaire--nooooo !!!! tiger woods being flat broke cuz he is paying child support for 1500 kids--yessss !!!!!
---- rednecks 22:29 pm Mar 22, 2010
Howdy Gents! Been a while since I've been on. Not as long as the Crusaders (march 1st!) and Fools (Feb. 28th!!!) Dan, I think you should drive down to HSBC and bitchslap Darcy a few times. You'll feel alot better after you do! Better yet, go fishing with Mark. Take some beer. Even if you don't catch a fish, then at least catch a buzz! Try and get your livers in shape this year so you can compete with the other drunkards at Jake's this year! Mark, make sure you get all the guys out on the boat this year so you don't catch hell this time.
---- sludge monsters 05:20 pm Mar 22, 2010
I almost caught a fish Saturday!!!!!! Felt like I was at Jakes minus the BEER!!!: )
---- cartboys 00:51 am Mar 22, 2010
i am getting so sick of hearing about what great prospects--nathan gerbil and tyler penis are---it would be nice to hear about real NHL prospects like mike weber or mark mancari--but then again our g.m. is a flaming fag--my question to him would be--what are the prospects of gerbe and ennis growing a foot taller and gaining 50 pounds--then you can tell me how great they are--right now they are just little shits who will never stay healthy enough to play with the big boys--the difference between O.J. and tiger---O.J. is on the golf course looking for the the guy who really killed nicole and ron---tiger is on the golf course fucking some 12 year old girl he saw in the crowd
---- cartboys 00:48 am Mar 22, 2010
i am getting so sick of hearing about what great prospects--nathan gerbil and tyler penis are---it would be nice to hear about real NHL prospects like mike weber or mark mancari--but then again our g.m. is a flaming fag--my question to him would be--what are the prospects of gerbe and ennis growing a foot taller and gaining 50 pounds--then you can tell me how great they are--right now they are just little shits who will never stay healthy enough to play with the big boys
---- blind squirrels 09:58 pm Mar 21, 2010
Anybody game for going to a Sabres game before the season's over? I'm not sure what the ticket status is, but they play at least the next three games at home if anyone's interested. I would love to go to a playoff game, but I would think that tickets would be hard to get and very pricey too. Let me know what you think.
---- sludge monsters 09:52 pm Mar 20, 2010
OJ Simpson and Tiger Woods!!!!! I can't tell'em apart!!!!
---- blind squirrels 23:05 pm Mar 19, 2010
All of the upsets in the first day have completely shot my bracket! Yeah Sludge, I'm talking about basketball on the hockey taunt board, so I apologize. Just wait until baseball (pajama) season starts, so I can talk about another sport you hate....Dan-o, your hatred of every athlete always brings a smile to my face. Keep up the good work....Greg and Ron, have you forgotten how to taunt? I've heard more noise out of Marcel Marceau.
---- cartboys 01:25 am Mar 19, 2010
i am so glad that drew stafford has been injured and not playing--i sure dont miss that sack of shit --power forward wannabe---what a fuckin waste of millions of dollars--drew --do all hockey fans a favor--pick up your guitar and ramble on---out of the NHL---hey did you hear the news--tiger woody is back---so hide your women --children--small farm animals and any holes in the wall--please tiger--go away--nobody cares about you anymore--go stick your weiner in your own ass and fuck yourself
---- rednecks 02:10 pm Mar 13, 2010
what the hell is happening to the taunt board? actually, I'm just jealous that I don't have enough time to sit around and think up of clever lyrics!!
---- sludge monsters 08:50 am Mar 13, 2010
Beyonce remix, Enjoy: If I were a Man......even just for one DAY......I'd roll out of bed in the morning and throw on my Jersey and gooooo......I'd play a game with the guys......and chase after the puck.......I'd hit who I wanted and never get confronted, cause theyed stick up for me!!!!!!! If I were a MAN!!!!!...I think I could understand... how it feels to love my teamates, I swear I'd be a better MAN....I'd listen to the Fans....Cause I know how they hurt.......When we lose a game we needed, cause you take yourself for granted... and the season is Destroyed.........If I were a Man.....I'd turn off my fears....tell everyone I'm tough, so they think that they're not alone.... I'd go in the corner first and I'd win all the battles........If I were a MaNNNNNNNNNn!!!!!!
---- blind squirrels 22:02 pm Mar 11, 2010
Gather around, I'm the new fool in town, and my sound's laid down by the Underground. I'll drink up all the Hennessy you got on your shelf, so please let me introduce myself: My name is Schmitty, pronounced with a witty, and ladies you know I like big titties, and if I drink too much beer I've been known to get shitty! "Schmitty's Rap," a Blind Squirrels Production, coming soon to an eight-track store near you.
---- sludge monsters 08:12 am Mar 11, 2010
Tyler Myers a goal and three assists!!!! Mancari a goal and an assist!!!! Kaleta, need I say anything!!!!! Game after game we get to watch the youngsters outplay the CAGIE veterans. It's almost sickening. I'm glad we have Miller signed 'til 2014. But, Vanek and Pomminville Too???? Ouch!!!!! I'm not sure how Galisono got all his money, 'cause he sure spends it like a sober crack whore. Is there a team out there that would pay these guys anything??? We're stuck with this until my middle boy Ryan is in College : (!!! We all make mistakes, but no one makes this many!!
---- sludge monsters 08:10 am Mar 11, 2010
Tyler Myers a goal and three assists!!!! Mancari a goal and an assist!!!! Kaleta, need I say anything!!!!! Game after game we get to watch the youngsters outplay the CAGIE veterans. It's almost sickening. I'm gla we have Miller signed 'til 2014. But, Vanek and Pomminville Too???? Ouch!!!!! I'm not sure how Galisono got all his money, 'cause he sure spends like a sober crack whore. Is there a team out there that would pay these guys anything??? We're stuck with this until my middle boy Ryan is in College!!! We all make mistakes, but no one makes this many!!
---- blind squirrels 22:16 pm Mar 10, 2010
Mancari (real man and hockey player) and Myers were the best players on the ice tonight against the Stars. And Kaleta wasn't too bad himself. His fight against Ott, who is a tough customer, seemed to turn the game around tonight. Dan and Mark, I feel your pain. The Sabres have a lot of really overpaid average forwards and I think it will cost them come playoff time.
---- cartboys 00:43 am Mar 10, 2010
mark--lindy isnt allowed to give kaleta too much ice time--like power plays or OT--because kaleta would end up having more goals than pussyville--vanish--stifford--and boy---and if that happens-- how much of a dipshit would darcy look like-- paying millions for useless shit while his top players like kaleta and gaustad make peanuts--had to laugh watching the ranger game--goals by mair and kaleta--didnt even know if vanek or pominville were even in the lineup
---- sludge monsters 08:46 pm Mar 8, 2010
Thank the good lord Stanley that Kaleta is a Restricted Free Agent this summer. Unfortunately i think a Team out there will offer a Vanek(shit) Load of money for him. Since the Sabres have put all their EGGS(testicles) in one basket(Vanek), I see Kaletas true value being to much for this Organization!!!!!! I just want to let everyone know now that my favorite team will be Kaletas Team!!! A Sabre or NOT!! I like alot about the Sabres, but just don't get who they think deserves the big bucks. Ruff peeked out of his Asshole long enough to put Kaleta on the Ice in O V E R T i M E!!!! And did we learn something????? Kaleta leveled the best player in Hockey and a couple games later scores an OT game winner to pull us out of the losing streak. This guy is way to good to be here in Pomminville. Dan, that wasn't Tiger you saw. Tha was a girl suntanning near a Skid Mark!!!!
---- cartboys 01:11 am Mar 8, 2010
good to be back on the taunt board--way to go darcy--you finally realized you only have two openings--your mouth and ass--so we dont need any more fags on the sabres---raffi torres---reminds me of jan ludvig--remember him---anyway the only mistake was we got rid of the wrong player--instead of dumping macarthur--we should have unloaded a sack of shit like pominville or vanek--and i am so happy paetsch will finally get a chance to play--he will be a solid NHL player for years to come--of course not in buffalo---we dont have room for him with hall of flamers like stafford and roy---now i see that the little pussy tyler penis is hurt---whats up with him and nathan gerbil--i guess when you are 4 foot tall and weigh a buck ten--its hard to stay healthy in the mans world of hockey---not much else to say---saw tiger woods fuckin some chick in turn one during the nascar race today
---- blind squirrels 22:49 pm Mar 5, 2010
G.W., I'm glad to see in your headline that you've begun quoting song lyrics, like myself. I knew I was a good role model....Mark, I agree with you, Raffi Torres is a MAN and the kind of player the Sabres could use more of. They need more physical leaders out there. Nice to see Connolly redeem himself tonight. "Redemption song...is all I ever have" - Bob Marley, poet and a profit, Bob Marley taught me how to off it, Bob Marley walkin' like he talk it, goodness me can't you see I'm gonna cough it" - Red Hot Chili Peppers. See, this song lyric thing is catching on like wildfire! Now I'm just getting silly. Good night!
---- sludge monsters 22:29 pm Mar 4, 2010
Dan, there's nothing wrong with Jungle Fever!! But, I heard once you've gone to the jungle it's hard to get out. I personally hate the Jungle. To many wild Animals killing one another!!!! Love the new hire!!! Wow, Darcy must of had help from his boyfriend at the deadline. A tough power forward that doesn't wear a shield????? Darcy your boyfriend must be the MAN!!!!! I still believe that Miller will take us far in the playoffs. The problem will be if our Vaginas will want to play with all the testosterone on the ice. Roy, yes a vagina, should be ok in the post season. Vanek Vagina however, may have some trouble. This fuck bags game is way off. He is a terrible skater to begin with, lacks the Heart, and just does not get the team concept. Vanek and Satin are the same Fuckin' guy!!!! They both SUCK and are Paid Big Bucks to do so. Torres, please talk Vanek into having "the" operation. It would be best for everyone. Finally, Just wan't to send out props for my boy KALETA on his OVECH. HIT!!!! Kaleta is the bomb!!!! You can buy alot for a half million. Or, you can trade and swap the Kaletas!!!!! 12 Kaletas = 1 Vanek!!!! HAHA LMFAO!!!!!!!! Darcy pull your head out soon!!!!!!
---- rednecks 08:42 pm Mar 4, 2010
I bet the Kochers are salivating to see Torres in a Sabres uniform. Big tough kid, who likes to hit! It's about damn time Darcy! Schmitty, love the jungle fever comment. That's some funny shit! Ron, I was looking at your stats on pointstreak. 3pts in 12 games? Mark, 10 games and no points? It may be time to hang up the skates and join Greg for a beer at his house.
---- blind squirrels 09:41 pm Mar 1, 2010
Now I know why Dan couldn't watch the Olympic gold medal game with Greg and I - he wanted to be "alone" while watching his hero, Iginla. I think Dan's got jungle fever.
---- cable cru$ader$ 08:30 am Mar 1, 2010
hope if Darcy makes a trade he doesn't get anybody who throws checks or we might have to replace the boards at HSBC, seeing they haven't been used that way forever! Mark, your truly a taunting God...any chance your going to come back to Mac's Brew house any time soon???
---- sludge monsters 03:28 am Mar 1, 2010
Yes, this is a 3am taunt!!!! Can't sleep!!! Doug, sorry I missed your call, I was working. I caught the end of the game. Great hockey!!! The only bad thing is That dirty dick punching classless fag boy got the winner. Now his head will be even bigger!! maybe he can fit into Prongers helmet. Sorry, but Pronger is a cross checking twat. Hate the guy!!! and whats with his over sized helmet???????? Glad the Olymipics are over and we can watch the NHL again. I'd rather win a Stanley Cup than a goofy necklace. Hope the Sabres lose Tues. and Weds. so Darcy plucks his head out of his ASS and makes a much needed trade(S). Don't care who we get, just that we get rid of the dead weight!!!!!! Gotta go, need more sleep
---- cartboys 00:44 am Mar 1, 2010
didnt catch all of the gold medal hockey game--saw the ending---here are my thoughts---so glad to see jarome iginla get a gold medal-he is the best player in the NHL---sorry ovechkin---but you might think you are such a bad ass with your tinted visor and goal sucking play but i am not a big fan---would love to see kaleta put your face through the boards---also i was sooo glad that patrick kane did not get a gold medal---would hate to see a cocky punk ass jerk who beats up old man cab drivers get rewarded for being such a spoiled asshole--his daddy raised a real winner---actually --the little pussy would fit right in with the sabres---
---- fools 22:44 pm Feb 28, 2010
Stupid Crosby...
---- cartboys 00:58 am Feb 27, 2010
i dont know what they put in the water over in sweden but that area of the world--sweden --denmark --norway--has the hottest looking girls around--i think i might move there--or better yet i should host an exchange student from there--what the fuck--they let families host exchange students--why not a single guy---i have lots of free time to pal around with a student and show them america---its so unfair that they only let families host them----the rich just keep getting richer
---- blind squirrels 00:26 am Feb 27, 2010
I agree with Dano, the only reason to watch the Olympics is because some of the female athletes are pretty hot. I watched some of the women's curling gold medal game tonight (yawn) only because the skip for Canada and a couple of the girls on Sweden had great bodies. If I told them they had beautiful bodies would they hold it against me? I wonder.
---- sludge monsters 04:52 pm Feb 23, 2010
ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE, TIGERS FACE IS RED AND HIS BALLS ARE BLUE.............KNOCK, KNOCK, WHOS THERE???? TIGER. HIDE THE WHITE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---- rednecks 22:12 pm Feb 22, 2010
USA, USA, USA. Great freaking game!! I bet Regier is kicking himself in the ass for getting rid of the veteran Drury a few years back. Still a very productive player! What the hell was he thinking? Ryan Miller IS the reason the Sabres are still competitive. Let's hope the Sabres management doesn't screw it up and lose him anytime soon.
---- cartboys 00:57 am Feb 22, 2010
i feel so bad for tiger woods now that i saw his phony rehearsed cryfest on t.v.---i havent seen that big a pile of shit since the amish manure wagon went by my house---why wouldnt he take any questions---i have a few--tiger--why would you go out and fuck any woman child or farm animal you could find when your wife looks like a supermodel---question 2---are you such a rich spoiled jackass because you were so good at golf all your life that everyone sucked up to you and treated you like a god--question 3 ---some people might buy the shit you are selling but i will be at your golf tournaments holding up a profanity laced sign making fun of your stupid antics---question 4---what is your address--i cut a hole in a piece of wood and i want to send it to you so you will have something to keep you occupied when you get that black man urge to hump something---i really couldnt care less about the olympics but some of those athletes like a couple of the woman skiers are pretty hot---by the way i am going to be in the next winter olympics--i have been sweeping floors at work for years and i feel i am finally ready to be one of those elite athletes who run down the ice and sweep a broom in front of the curling--rock-dont worship these athletes--they arent anything special--if i had connections and knew the right people i could train in one of these stupid events and be just as good as some of these clowns---they are no better than us--dont watch them--go outside and enjoy life
---- blind squirrels 22:03 pm Feb 18, 2010
On a serious note at this Olympic break, I think we need to revamp the point system for next year. There are currently 10 defensemen and 20 forwards in the Top 30 Scorers. I think we should keep forwards points the same and tone down defensemen points a little bit. Ovechkin and Crosby are having awesome fantasy years, but they're still pretty far behind Mike Green. Also, we should increase goalie points because the top goalie (Brodeuer) only has 135 points while Green is way over 200. I think we need to level the field a bit to make all 3 positions equal. What do you guys think?.....Well, I've got to go to bed and rest up for Tiger's apology tomorrow. What a joke that is. He's conveniently sorry when it's time to start the golf season because of all the money he may be missing out on through prize money and endorsements. As Mark has said, money changes people....and I don't think it's for the good, sadly. I'll get off my soapbox now.
---- blind squirrels 22:01 pm Feb 18, 2010
On a serious note at this Olympic break, I think we need to revamp the point system for next year. There are currently 10 defensemen and 20 forwards in the Top 30 Scorers. I think we should keep forwards points the same and tone down defensemen points a little bit. Ovechkin and Crosby are having awesome fantasy years, but they're still pretty far behind Mike Green. Also, we should increase goalie points because the top goalie (Brodeuer) only has 135 points while Green is way over 200. I think we need to level the field a bit to make all 3 positions equal. What do you guys think?.....Well, I've got to go to bed and rest up for Tiger's apology tomorrow. What a joke that is. He's conveniently sorry when it's time to start the golf season becuase of all the money he may be missing out on through prize money and endorsements. As Mark has said, money changes people....and I don't think it's for the good, sadly. I'll get off my soapbox now.
---- blind squirrels 22:23 pm Feb 17, 2010
I have nothing to say at this time.
---- sludge monsters 22:39 pm Feb 16, 2010
I used to like watching the luge race down the Icy gutter. However, I now realize that the sport is almost as rediculous as MLB. Men and Women naked, wearing only body paint, laying on a 5# piece of aluminum with sharp runners, racing 90 plus miles an hour down a man-made Ice slide???? Which drunk eskimo invented this nonsense??? Then, I hate to say this, they decided to lay on top of one another!! (cringe)!!! Two man Luge????? WTF!!!! Baseball seems sane now! Underware, Bodypaint, whats the difference???? Maybe COED luge would be better. Or, how about just sledding down a normal hill in a plastic sled as fast as you can???? Oh yeah, with winter clothes on!!!! I'm the one that just aint gettin it!!!!Answer me this??? You got a guy on first who wants to get to third base! The batter has two strikes and NO BALLS!!!! The outfield is playing Deep!!! The manager signals to the batter >ASS GRAB< >ITCHY HEAD< >SPIT< >Spit< >balls adjustment<,, What would be the chance of the batter and the guy on first going home together???????
---- sludge monsters 22:36 pm Feb 16, 2010
I used to like watching the luge race down the Icy gutter. However, I now realize that the sport is almost as rediculous as MLB. Men and Women naked, wearing only body paint, laying on a 5# piece of aluminum with sharp runners, racing 90 plus miles an hour down a man-made Ice slide???? Which drunk eskimo invented this nonsense??? Then, I hate to say this, they decided to lay on top of one another!! (cringe)!!! Two man Luge????? WTF!!!! Baseball seems sane now! Underware, Bodypaint, whats the difference???? Maybe COED luge would be better. Or, how about just sledding down a normal hill in a plastic sled as fast as you can???? Oh yeah, with winter clothes on!!!! I'm the one that just aint gettin it!!!!Answer me this??? You got a guy on first who wants to get to third base! The batter has two strikes and NO BALLS!!!! The outfield is playing Deep!!! The manager signals to the batter >ASS GRAB< >ITCHY HEAD< >SPIT ---- sludge monsters 22:35 pm Feb 16, 2010
I used to like watching the luge race down the Icy gutter. However, I now realize that the sport is almost as rediculous as MLB. Men and Women naked, wearing only body paint, laying on a 5# piece of aluminum with sharp runners, racing 90 plus miles an hour down a man-made Ice slide???? Which drunk eskimo invented this nonsense??? Then, I hate to say this, they decided to lay on top of one another!! (cringe)!!! Two man Luge????? WTF!!!! Baseball seems sane now! Underware, Bodypaint, whats the difference???? Maybe COED luge would be better. Or, how about just sledding down a normal hill in a plastic sled as fast as you can???? Oh yeah, with winter clothes on!!!! I enjoy the Olympics alot. Where else can you see a bunch of kids that have been shipped off to boot camps by their wealthy parents to train year round to perform in a Two week olympics that happens only once every four years..?!!? I know, I know, It makes sense to you guy!!!!! I'm the one that just aint gettin it!!!!Answer me this??? You got a guy on first who wants to get to third base! The batter has two strikes and NO BALLS!!!! The outfield is playing Deep!!! The manager signals to the batter >ASS GRAB< >ITCHY HEAD< >SPIT ---- sludge monsters 22:34 pm Feb 16, 2010
I used to like watching the luge race down the Icy gutter. However, I now realize that the sport is almost as rediculous as MLB. Men and Women naked, wearing only body paint, laying on a 5# piece of aluminum with sharp runners, racing 90 plus miles an hour down a man-made Ice slide???? Which drunk eskimo invented this nonsense??? I heard they started out riding on their stomachs, then a guy high as a kite showed his drunk friends that he could do it on his back. Then, I hate to say this, they decided to lay on top of one another!! (cringe)!!! Two man Luge????? WTF!!!! Baseball seems sane now! Underware, Bodypaint, whats the difference???? Maybe COED luge would be better. Or, how about just sledding down a normal hill in a plastic sled as fast as you can???? Oh yeah, with winter clothes on!!!! I enjoy the Olympics alot. Where else can you see a bunch of kids that have been shipped off to boot camps by their wealthy parents to train year round to perform in a Two week olympics that happens only once every four years..?!!? I know, I know, It makes sense to you guy!!!!! I'm the one that just aint gettin it!!!!Answer me this??? You got a guy on first who wants to get to third base! The batter has two strikes and NO BALLS!!!! The outfield is playing Deep!!! The manager signals to the batter >ASS GRAB< >ITCHY HEAD< >SPIT ---- sludge monsters 22:31 pm Feb 16, 2010
I used to like watching the luge race down the Icy gutter. However, I now realize that the sport is almost as rediculous as MLB. Men and Women naked, wearing only body paint, laying on a 5# piece of aluminum with sharp runners, racing 90 plus miles an hour down a man-made Ice slide???? Which drunk eskimo invented this nonsense??? I heard they started out riding on their stomachs, then a guy high as a kite showed his drunk friends that he could do it on his back. Then, I hate to say this, they decided to lay on top of one another!! (cringe)!!! Two man Luge????? WTF!!!! Baseball seems sane now! Underware, Bodypaint, whats the difference???? Maybe COED luge would be better. Or, how about just sledding down a normal hill in a plastic sled as fast as you can???? Oh yeah, with winter clothes on!!!! I enjoy the Olympics alot. Where else can you see a bunch of kids that have been shipped off to boot camps by their wealthy parents to train year round to perform in a Two week olympics that happens only once every four years..... Did I mention 6 Billion dollars to put on the Olympics?!!? I know, I know, It makes sense to you guy!!!!! I'm the one that just aint gettin it!!!!Answer me this??? You got a guy on first who wants to get to third base! The batter has two strikes and NO BALLS!!!! The outfield is playing Deep!!! The manager signals to the batter >ASS GRAB< >ITCHY HEAD< >DUST BRUSH FROM PANTS< >SPIT ---- cable cru$ader$ 07:45 am Feb 16, 2010
Mike, i would have loved to fleece you, i mean trade with you but our trade deadline was Feb. 1st...not that anyone would know that because why would you guys with your crappy teams ever try to make a deal to stir up your chances of moving up...your all a bunch of Regiers!!!
---- blind squirrels 09:31 pm Feb 15, 2010
I'm glad Mark could find the time to taunt again. Bravo, Mark! Count me in for any hockey shenanigans! How about a trip to check out Dan's favorite team, the Sabres, when they come back from the Olympics? Dan, maybe Miller will be too tired from hoisting that gold medal around his neck to play after the break. Couldn't you see Pominville and Brian Boitano sharing a few pieces of pizza in the Olympic village together??? I'm sure both of them have already dreamed about that moment.
---- rednecks 09:21 pm Feb 15, 2010
Ron'o. Time for a blockbuster trade so you can catch Mark. Whadda ya' say?
---- cable cru$ader$ 07:35 am Feb 15, 2010
What??? Mark likes paying young canadian hockey players to do what!!!
---- cartboys 00:46 am Feb 15, 2010
prediction--if the sabres even make the playoffs--they are a sure first round loser--so whats the point --as long as we have darcy dicksucker regier--running this gayfest--we will continue to see NHL superstars like vanish--stifford--and boy--on the team---and the future looks bright with nathan gerbil and that little pussy tyler penis waiting in the wings--i cant wait till the trade deadline when darcy acquires a couple of those homo male figure skaters from the olympics--oh my god--i am outraged that jason pussyville was not selected for the olympic figure skating team--he is way better than those girls who they picked
---- sludge monsters 07:26 pm Feb 14, 2010
Just home from Rochester......... I'm sorry that my taunts are not up to Schmitty speed!!! which at first glance you'd think would be at Doug speed, SLOW!!! Ron is catching sludge!!! He is a Fantasy Geanious!!!???????? I just dusted the Trophy in hopes that it will be mine for another year!!!! However the Blind Cable Cats are in the race!! This is far from over. Rono is in this to the END. Then he'll shake my hand and concede the BIG FAT LOSS!!!! The good news about Albany moving to TIM BUCK TWO!! is that Portland may move to Syracuse!!!!!!!!! That would be nice. I still want to plan a HOCKEY outing this year! I have a lot of crazy hockey the next three weeks!!! If thinhgs settle down after that I will make some plans.... I love Canadien Hockey played by unpaid young MEN!!! It is the best hockey out there!!! I will set something up for the gang!!!!! I promise you!!!!! I think about it daily!!!! If Ron wants to set up a Vagina baseball training camp trip thats fine TOO!! I unfortunatally will miss due to illness!!!!!!!!!
---- blind squirrels 22:22 pm Feb 13, 2010
I'd be happy to drop a few pounds, G.W., but I'm on a seafood diet. And are you going to switch to Michelob Ultra to help you lose weight? Because I know you're not giving up the sauce on your "diet"....Dan, I'd love to revive the Rushford trip so long as you and Mark revive the Campbellford trip this year. What do you say? I don't think there are any Amish in Campbellford, but there's all the red-headed, hairlipped girls your little heart desires!!!....Mark, you haven't taunted in a couple days. Cat got your tongue? Oh, I forgot, it's the weekend, which means you're driving to and fro to some hockey rink. Never mind.
---- blind squirrels 22:22 pm Feb 13, 2010
I'd be happy to drop a few pounds, G.W., but I'm on a seafood diet. And are you going to switch to Michelob Ultra to help you lose weight? Because I know you're not giving up the sauce on your "diet"....Dan, I'd love to revive the Rushford trip so long as you and Mark revive the Campbellford trip this year. What do you say? I don't think there are any Amish in Campbellford, but there's all the red-headed, hairlipped girls your little heart desires!!!....Mark, you haven't taunted in a couple days. Cat got your tongue? Oh, I forgot, it's the weekend, which means your driving to and fro to some hockey rink. Never mind.
---- blind squirrels 22:21 pm Feb 13, 2010
I'd be happy to drop a few pounds, G.W., but I'm on a seafood diet. And are you going to switch to Michelob Ultra to help you lose weight? Because I know you're not giving up the sauce on your "diet"....Dan, I'd love to revive the Rushford trip so long as you and Mark revive the Campbellford trip this year. What do you say? I don't think there are any Amish in Campbellford, but there's all the red-headed, hairlipped girls your little heart desires!!!....Mark, you haven't taunted in a couple days. Cat got your tongue. Oh, I forgot, it's the weekend, which means your driving to and fro to some hockey rink. Never mind.
---- fools 03:09 pm Feb 13, 2010
Sludge, stop taunting us with empty promises of maybe going fishing this year....just do it already! You too Cartboys! We need Kocher representation in Campbellford this year. What's with all the taunts of my beer drinking?? Just because we rip through a 30 pack between 3 guys watching a Sabres game does not make us drunks!!! Ummm...anyway, after an overindulging holiday season and Super Bowl(good to have you there Schmitty!), I've come to the realization that I'm a fat shit!!! Just wondering if there are any takers on a weight loss contest??? Any other fat shits out there??? No need to respond to this Rednecks as I'm sure you're still holding a fit 150!(or unless child rearing has added a few to the waistline). Cartboys, if you chose to join the contest, your goal will be to ADD weight! So who's up for it!?!?!?!.........
---- cartboys 00:46 am Feb 13, 2010
shocking news---the sabres led by hall of fame sacks of shit--vanek--roy--stafford--and pominville--just lost first place in the division--soon they will be out of the playoffs alltogether--as soon as darcy is done blowing his boyfriend he should shell out some more millions to keep this awesome core of the team together for 10 more years-i think 2010 is the year to revive the rushford trip--we can all take our rocking chairs and light beer and remember the good times ---also i see there is a new driver in nascar this year--not danica patrick--there is an amish guy racing this year---and boy!!! does his ride have some horsepower or what--and his pit crew can change a horseshoe in record time---
---- blind squirrels 22:57 pm Feb 12, 2010
Yawn...Just woke up from my nap. Boy, do I feel refreshed! I missed alot while I was sleeping: Mike is watching hockey again instead of his soap operas....Ron is having his daughter keep tabs on me and Dan and wishing that the Royals could resign Johnny Damon since the Yankees don't need him anymore. The Royals are used to getting the Yanks' sloppy seconds.....Dan is hoping that Amish lasses and Canadian farmboys go hand in hand....And Greg is quiet as he drinks another beer and wonders when will the golf courses open for business? Why do you think he lives two minutes from one? It's not by accident that he plays like Tiger Woods on the links.....And as for me, I've said my peace to you gents, so it's exit stage left....
---- sludge monsters 23:13 pm Feb 11, 2010
Albany River Rats in Charlotte?????? Why do we Americans insist on ruining the sport of Hockey????? WTF!!! I guess I should be excited because I will be watching the River Rats next weekend vs Portland on Friday Night. Why do teams leave the North to goto rinky dink southern hick states??? I won't be traveling to some back hille rink to watch a hockey game any time soon. The fising trip to Campfukford is cancelled this year!!! we will be drinking 50 cent beers at Marks' and not catching fish in the local Canal!!! We will use the money we save on Cabins, Beer, Gas and unnecassary Cabela lures on playing Holdem in the garage : ) PARTY!!!! We can always have a fish weekend with the Amish at the Kochers all are welcome. I believe the fishing is better and there is no borter to cross. Let me know?? I will supply All the Beer. If we go soon we can play Pond Hockey vs the Amish. Dan is playing for the Leon Valley Push Mowers!! so we will need a fifth!!
---- cable cru$ader$ 10:04 am Feb 11, 2010
Mike, sounds like a road trip to Charlotte! I know Mark would love his quest to see a hockey game in every zip code in the U.S continue. Maybe even bring the golf clubs down as well... Mark, you okay? Or are you trash talking drunk again. I thought you had that under control. Schmitty and Dan, sorry i missed out on your Santora's sabres trip. But I had someone keeping an eye on you guy's. Sarah was there and she was appalled by your "proper" behavior, she thought she was watching a couple of old ladies at bingo. Doug, Sarah thought it was cute when Dan cut your pizza for you. Greg, I contacted the Beer store in Campbellford and they'll have your cases delivered right to your cottage this year, we know there's only enough room for 2 cases of beer in the car. This should help with that.
---- rednecks 23:25 pm Feb 10, 2010
I think Mark is having a stroke and he's trying to call for help! Very strange message. Do I need my decoder ring from a Cracker Jack box? Charlotte is getting the AHL franchise Albany River Rats! Woo hoo! Gonna' be some good hockey here soon!
---- sludge monsters 23:03 pm Feb 10, 2010
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---- cable cru$ader$ 04:50 pm Feb 10, 2010
Paille?!?!?
---- sludge monsters 22:19 pm Feb 9, 2010
It's ok that you guys won't ( don't ) taunt!! I'm used to it!!! Stay safe in your winter cacoons! Did ya's lose your computers in a robbery?????? Fingers, Thoughts, Keypad!!! Not hard!!!!C'mon White people!!! I know you all are excited about the olympics next week. You may see a torn spandex during the Bobsled race??!!! You lads need to focus on the trophy on my mantel!!! Do you care?????? Or are you like a Sabre and only think about your next conquest????? Don't be like Tiger, I heard he can't putt because his erection gets in the way!!!!
---- cartboys 01:08 am Feb 9, 2010
i thought tiger woods was taking a break from golf--i was watching the final round on tv and he was in the sandtrap on the 18th hole bangin some girl.---here is my prediction for the olympics--ryan miller plays horrible and gets benched and tim thomas leads the team to the gold--also the sabres totally fall apart and miss the playoffs but darcy regier trades gaustad kaleta and mair for billy barty and richard simmons---dont watch the news people--the media are the rudest ignorant assholes--a soldier dies and they shove a mic in the parents face and say--so how are you feeling--they get off on murders and car accidents and fires---the plane crash in clarence was sad but its been a year and they are still beating that story to death---so they are charging michael jacksons doctor with murder--thats funny--i didnt realize he held a gun to the freaks head and forced him to take all those meds--still looking forward to the day all of us americans take back our country from the criminals--also known as the government--
---- sludge monsters 23:44 pm Feb 7, 2010
Is there COMMON SENSE in this world??????????????? I am starting to think NOT!!!!
---- cartboys 02:20 am Feb 7, 2010
another day--another sabres loss---is it any surprise that the sabres are starting to suck lately--its crunch time--the playoffs are near and this is the time of the year when games are decided by guys who pay the price and want it more than the other team--and sadly our top forwards like roy-- pominville --vanek and stafford are too soft and wimpy to meet that challenge--buffalo will never be good until we get rid of that 85 pound weakling limp wristed pussy homo cock in the ass--darcy regier--on another subject--at work today i did a carryout for an amish guy--he bought a big screen plasma TV--it barely fit in the wagon--he said it was for his man cave in his barn
---- blind squirrels 22:23 pm Feb 6, 2010
Dan, did you see that one of your whipping boys, Stifford, actually dropped the gloves tonight? He actually landed a haymaker that dropped Umberger for a second. The Sabres are in serious trouble, however. Their defense and goaltending, which was their strengths all season, looks tired and weak lately. When is Regier going to wake up and make a bold move so that this team can actually compete for the Cup, not just fill up HSBC every game and put money in Galisano's pockets??? But maybe that is the plan all along. The joke is on us, I guess.
---- cartboys 01:25 am Feb 6, 2010
its been awhile since i taunted--i enjoyed watching ottawa beat the sabres again--the difference between us and them--is that they have top forwards who play like top forwards--we have top forwards who play like soft pussies---i hope that homo queen darcy regier plans on making some trades this year--whats the point in making the playoffs if you go out in the first round--this team will never go anywhere with vanek--pominville--stafford and roy leading the way--it is hilarious to watch a sabres game though--roy crying to the refs all game---pominville being a human punching bag--vanek doing a great invisible man imitation and of course stafford dreaming about jamming with the stones while he wastes millions of golisanos dollars--it makes me want to lace up the skates again so i can beat the shit out of all of those slugs---but dont worry sabre fans --next year we have fresh blood thanks to darcy--cant wait to see little pipsqueaks nathan gerbil and tyler penis in the NHL next year--mark mancari too--but he will be on another team--because he looks like a hockey player and he might drop the gloves--darcy only likes guys who drop their pants
---- blind squirrels 22:49 pm Feb 5, 2010
Mark, I'm glad that my taunts bring a smile to your face. How come I get the feeling that you're being sarcastic? But I guess it's better than being angry all the time. Remember, "Anger is a gift" - Rage Against the Machine....I would also like to take the time to wish Dan a belated Happy B-day and an upcoming Happy B-day to Mark! I hope you guys get what you want for your birthdays: but Dan I see that Pominville is still a Sabre, so I guess you didn't get your birthday wish this year. Mark, I hope that everyone doesn't decide to all flush their toilets at the same time during the Super Bowl or the shit is really going to hit the fan...and then you'll have to clean it up. I don't know why I'm all over Mark's shit tonight? Sorry, Mark, I'm just in a shitty mood, but hey, shit happens. I think I have to go take another dump. Exit stage left....
---- sludge monsters 06:34 am Feb 4, 2010
Thanks Mike!!! Getting sauced at Gregs sounds like a great idea. Happy B-day Dan. Do the amish celebrate B-days???? I'm creating a new childrens book! It's called WHERE'S RONO!!!! Doug, you need to taunt more, as your taunts bring a smile to my face. Thats it from me!!! If I write anything else it won't be so nice: )
---- rednecks 09:47 pm Feb 3, 2010
Don't the Kocher Brothers have birthdays this month? Happy B-days to you guys. Ron, I looked at your stats on pointstreak and it looks like the stick you bought hasn't helped your goal scoring. It's not the stick, it's the shooter! I hope you didn't pay a fortune for it! Mark, did you have to change your name to Kucher for the holiday leisure league? Were you banned from the league for your goon tactics in the past? Is that the reason for the name change? Greg, how's your liver these days? Sounds like everyone goes to the Webb abode and gets sauced! Dan, are you ok? I haven't seen any Pominville taunts in the past two days. Doug, we need more Schmittyisms from you!
---- sludge monsters 22:58 pm Feb 1, 2010
Please don't read this!!!!!!!! this is not for the weak hearted!!!!! Stop now!!!!!!!!!! I apologize for my past taunts! I know many of you are racially sensitive???? I how ever am not!!! I have no problem with our rights of freedom of speech and our freedom to express ourselves. I only speak from my life experiences, I've had many!! I have no control of how "others" have effected me. I would love peace on earth, but that will never happen with Christians (BUSH) and Muslims (OSAMA LAUDIN DICK BIN). I'm a pawn in this chess game and have no problem with that title. I will live my life, how I wish, with NO input from Towel heads and Angry Texans that are full of hate!!!!! I hate no one!!!! I love common sense and people that have the common sense to be good to others!!!!! I wonder if George is happy that he killed the guy he hated so much and if he still thinks GOD thinks his SHIT don't stink???????? My God will throw a fuck like Bush in the "Devil Fire"!!! I laugh that the American people listen to the radio and the nonsense being said at the current administation! Yeah!! Obama caused all these problems!!!????????????????????? Fuck you!!!! Wake the fuck up!!!!!! Thanks Bush Rot in HELL!!!! : ) Gotta go my minister is on the phone.
---- blind squirrels 22:25 pm Jan 30, 2010
Instead of giving into Mark and taunting every day, I say we just start drinking ridiculous amounts of beer every day, like we used to in our 20's. Let's try to capture that magical time when the only care in the world was if you wondered if we would run out of beer. But alas, those days are over. A tear rolls down my cheek.....Dan and I are planning a jaunt over to Tiffany's, the new strip bar, sometime soon. If anyone's game, let me know. I know you may not believe this, but I haven't been into any strip bar since 2002. But I am skilled in the arts of the Canadian ballet, so I have to stop typing now and start rolling my dollar bills really tight to get the most "bang" for the buck.
---- fools 22:09 pm Jan 30, 2010
A Saturday night with no Sabres to watch so why not taunt. A good day of hockey to watch nonetheless on a bitter cold January weekend. Those Canadians do it right with their Hockey Day each year. Love watching all those stories of the tiny obscure Canadian towns living & breathing hockey. Good stuff!! CBC has stopped showing curling so I'm pumped for the Vancouver olympics.
---- sludge monsters 10:12 am Jan 30, 2010
First, I'd like to apologize for my angry taunts. I guess I have offended some of my dear friends. I usually am not angry when I sit down to taunt, it's when I read your lame ass taunts, or lack of, that I get all f'n Pissed off!!! Pominvilla looked weak yesterday. Did anyone else notice. Ron, fun playing hockey with you last night. Next time lets get a sober line mate so we can score some goals. Maybe we could get GREG out of retirement next season?? Dan, I just witnessed an Amish buggy going down Delaware. I think they were headed to the porn store in North Tonawanda, or maybe Alexanders. You know the nudey bar over by Rons house. Those Amish know how to party, I think thats what draws Dan to them!? What do you get if you put Tiger Woods in an Amish community????? You get a Black Amish community in about nine months. I guess you'd get an Amish getto sometime after that??? I wonder if a black amish kid would work hard???? Can you grow watermelons this far north???? Mike can you grow watermelons where you are??? You guys(?) should put your computers in the bathroom??? That way you'd have no excuse for not taunting on a daily basis!! unless your constipated???? Or, like dan, you only have an outhouse without an electrical outlet : )
---- blind squirrels 22:42 pm Jan 29, 2010
Ron, it's good to see that you're taunting again. You and Greg taunt about as frequently as Hailey's comet. But when are you going to accept the fact that Mark's buttons are easier to push than a nymphomaniac's? And yes, Dan does seem to have a man-crush on Canadian farmboys - that's why he's going to become one and join the Amish. Good luck with that, Dan. Remeber to take your HD TV to Amish country...in case theirs' breaks. And Rono, are you implying that Greg has a drinking problem? He drinks, gets drunk, and falls down - no problem. Oh, wait a minute, I'm the one who gets drunk and falls down all the time. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, I guess. Remember that, Mark, when you're bashing poor Tiger. Poor, poor, Tiger! His wife was probably such a beautiful, beautiful (did I say she's beautiful? ) monster who drove him to cheat on her hundreds of times. And Mike, what is a "furrier" that you're referring to? What are you watching down there in the stix???? Start watching some hockey!!!
---- blind squirrels 22:40 pm Jan 29, 2010
Ron, it's good to see that you're taunting again. You and Greg taunt about as frequently as Hailey's comet. But when are you going to accept the fact that Mark's buttons are easier to push than a nymphomaniac's. And yes, Dan does seem to have a man-crush on Canadian farmboys - that's why he's going to become one and join the Amish. Good luck with that, Dan. Remeber to take your HD TV to Amish country...in case theirs' breaks. And Rono, are you implying that Greg has a drinking problem. He drinks, gets drunk, and falls down - no problem. Oh, wait a minute, I'm the one who gets drunk and falls down all the time. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, I guess. Remember that, Mark, when you're bashing poor Tiger. Poor, poor, Tiger! His wife was probably such a beautiful, beautiful (did I say she's beautiful? ) monster who drove him to cheat on her hundreds of times. And Mike, what is a "furrier" that you're referring to? What are you watching down there in the stix???? Start watching some hockey!!!
---- triple s cable 02:04 pm Jan 29, 2010
why r the Kocher's so angry?????
---- sludge monsters 02:24 am Jan 29, 2010
I heard Tiger "the Penis" Woods has impregnated many a Women!?! This is good for us!! Golf may be Great in 18 years!? I will be old and will probably resort to watching crappy sports like Golf in my golden years. Rush Limbahhhh is a piece of shit and a huge Hemerhoid on society. Sorry, I don't know where that came from. What do you get when you mix Tiger with Rush??? A fat ASS golfer or a horny black druggie!!!!! Why are all our poor people FAT??? I've been watching Haiti coverage and they all are thin and healthy! We have really FAT Poor people. Sometimes I wish I had a few of those food stamps so I could eat a nice steak. I'll just have to keep working I guess, NOT like those AAAAAmish.
---- rednecks 09:24 pm Jan 28, 2010
I see the Sabres had an interesting hotel stay out west. They stayed at a hotel where there was a "furry" convention going on. I bet that Darcy Regier participated and I bet he dressed like a weasel. Did anybody see the CSI episode about the furry murder? They're a bunch of freaks!
---- cable cru$ader$ 09:37 am Jan 28, 2010
Jesus Dan, if you keep fantasing about your western farm boys who play hockey i think i might know what "team" your playing for! and I know i'm not the mathamatician that joe jacob is but, aren't the Sabres leading their divsion and near the top of the conference. Unless they changed the point system, i think they are having an okay year.Mark, i think your fucking more on your taunt board than Tiger was all last year! Ease up, take a sip of milk and relax. Doug? Doug? oh your most likely prepping with Greg for next years draft. Greg???? we all know what your doing instead of taunting......DRINKING your ass off. Better call the beer truck over because i'm in for the next Sabres game event held by you, our Freebird recreation director. Mark's in charge of keeping our swearing down to a minimum!!!
---- cartboys 00:42 am Jan 26, 2010
just watched the canucks take care of our sabres---wake up call--our little superstar pussies got a goose egg against the rough and tumble canadian farmboys of the western conference--i cant believe there isnt more of an uproar in buffalo--a city of lunch bucket blue collar fans being forced to watch a team paying millions for sacks of shit like thomas vanish--drew stifford--and of course hall of famer jason pussyville--but what do you expect when the team was built by --cock loving homo darcy regier--we would get a better effort from nathan paetsch at forward--oh well what can you do--just hope that gaustad--rivet --kaleta --mair and montador etc. can carry the rest of the fags on their back far into the playoffs--and hope that someday we will have real hockey-(see--calgary flames) back in buffalo --until then hope all the gay males wearing their no. 26-29-21- jerseys are enjoying the new canadian ballet
---- sludge monsters 04:52 pm Jan 25, 2010
Nice write up about Jack Meegan. He lived life to the fullest as we all should do. What a terrific guy. RIP. Why do you lad(ie)s insist on talking about football on this taunt board?? WTF. Do you guys goto the players trials when they have court dates too???? F FB. I'm just sick that there is still one more game. WTF. End already. I bet you guys are upset about Tiger woods too. You all fit the profile. What ever the media says IS important!!! Football is great. Tiger is GOD. OJ the murderer was still a gret athlete and should be remembered as such. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Wake up tomorrow with your own little brains and stop the nonsense. FUCK CHAD!!!! FUCK JIM KELLY and FUCK FOOTBALL!!! FUCK OJ TOO!!!!!!!!!!! Don't FUCK Tiger he's been Fucked enough!!!!
---- sludge monsters 04:50 pm Jan 25, 2010
Nice write up about Jack Meegan. He lived life to the fullest as we all should do. What a terrific guy. RIP. Why do you lad(ie)s insist on talking about football on this taunt board?? WTF. Do you guys goto the players trials when they have court dates too???? F FB. I'm just sick that there is still one more game. WTF. End already. I bet you guys are upset about Tiger woods too. You all fit the profile. What ever the media says is important IS!!! Football is great. Tiger is GOD. OJ the murderer was still a gret athlete and should be remembered as such. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Wake up tomorrow with your own little brains and stop the nonsense. FUCK CHAD!!!! FUCK JIM KELLY and FUCK FOOTBALL!!!
---- cartboys 00:34 am Jan 25, 2010
i remember meegan from hockey---those guys could skate circles around us on wed. nights--thats too bad----gee --the sabres are losing to teams from the western conference--is that a surprise--they play real hockey out there--do the sabres know that fighting is still allowed in the NHL--its so embarrassing to watch our team getting roughed up all the time---i mean when a guy on the other team punches you in the back of the head or spears you in the crotch--you drop the gloves---its comical to see stafford and pominville getting their asses whipped and they hug the guy and say thank you can i have another---the only fans who should buy their jerseys are 10 year old girls and gay males---but the playoffs will separate the men from the vaginas---thanks darcy for building a team that only san francisco homos could love---pretty sad what the bills are up to---chan gaily--who the fuck is that--did he make those karate movies---he looks like a doofus and i hear he is as lively as dick jauron---give them a couple more years until ralph officialy dies and they will be moving to another city
---- blind squirrels 02:36 am Jan 23, 2010
Sorry to hear about Jack Meegan passing away. Greg told me about it. May he rest in peace....Chan Gailey as the new Bills coach??? We have a coach named "Chan" and a GM named "Buddy." I don't think this is going to work out because they sound like nicknames, not real names. What are they trying to hide?....Lalime looks as rusty as Dan's last vehicle, Mark and Mike's last comb, Ron's last fishing lure that he actually caught a fish on, and Greg's last liver. Now that's rust!
---- cable cru$ader$ 08:39 am Jan 20, 2010
Jack Meegan was a hell of a hockey player in his 60's, would love to have seen him play in his twenty's! Sorry I haven't been around lately just too much SHIT going on right now...sorry!
---- rednecks 23:14 pm Jan 19, 2010
Hey guys. I'm not sure if you remember him or not, but Jack Meegan passed away. He was 74. You may remember him from Wed. nights at Riverside rink. He was a tall thin guy, marathon runner and an avid beer drinking Irishman. His Obit is in the Buffalo News. It was listed around the 16th or 17th. Hope everyone is well. Talk to you guys soon.
---- rednecks 22:14 pm Jan 18, 2010
I see everyone New Year's hangovers are gone and back on the message boards! Mark, I think Tonawanda is more of the "sticks" than Charlotte. I think the Kocher brothers are good ole' country boys (never meaning no harm). I can remember once upon a time they sported a rat tail and a mullet haircut! Nice southern traditions in the north! Dan, come on down to Winston Salem. They have a nice Mennonite museum here. Since you're an Amish fan you'll like these folks. Ron, how about a blockbuster trade to make a run for 1st?
---- rednecks 22:11 pm Jan 18, 2010
I see everyone New Year's hangovers are gone and back on the message boards! Mark, I think Tonawanda is more of the "sticks" than Charlotte. I think the Kocher brothers are good ole' country boys (never meaning no harm). I can remember once upon a time they sported a rat tail and a mullet haircut! Nice southern traditions in the north! Dan, come on down to Winston Salem. They have a nice Mennonite museum here. Since you're an Amish fan you'll like these folks. Ron/Greg, how about a blockbuster trade to make a run for 1st?
---- rednecks 22:07 pm Jan 18, 2010
I see everyone New Year's hangovers are gone and back on the message boards! Mark, I think Tonawanda is more of the "sticks" than Charlotte. I think the Kocher brothers are good ole' country boys (never meaning no harm). I can remember once upon a time they sported a rat tail and a mullet haircut! Nice southern traditions in the north! Dan, come on down to Winston Salem. They have a nice Mennonite museum here. Since you're an Amish fan you'll like these folks. Schmitty, how about a blockbuster trade to make a run for 1st?
---- cartboys 00:59 am Jan 18, 2010
ha ha ha ---you guys are too funny---i knew i could get mark all fired up by my amish comments--if we were playing hockey --mark would be in the penalty box all night--its too easy to push his buttons--i am a fan of the amish---thats a cool gimmick---it must be workin cuz they all seem to be gettin the ladies--i am all for an arranged marriage for myself-- if i sell two horses to the neighbor--he hooks me up with his daughter--but anyway---nothin against the amish--just clean up the horse poop after you go through the burger king drive through in the horse and buggy---one comment about the NFL---its great comedy--just watched the game today--no wonder the chargers lost--one jackass head butted a guy after the play and another kicked the challenge flag---if these stupid shits actually went to class instead of being football gods--they might have an IQ thats higher than a single digit
---- blind squirrels 23:48 pm Jan 16, 2010
Dan, to continue Mark's ridicule, I hear they're making a sequel to "Witness" and they want you to play Jedidiah, the last angry Amish man, who kicks Harrison Ford's ass! I could totally see you living among the Amish, working from sunup til sundown, trying to sneak a peak at the comely Amish lasses in their cloaks and bonnetts. Dan, you're a Wannish, a wanna-be Amish!
---- sludge monsters 06:51 am Jan 16, 2010
Greg, Ron knows that when you say "stop by for a beer" you are really saying "Come on over and get ripped with the boys. The beer truck has just made a delivery!!" Anyway, we had fun. Thanks Greg. My favorite time of year is coming. I always look forward to the end of baseball season, but really love when football season is over. The only down side of the super bowl being over is your releasing a couple thousand thugs on society. Night clubs will become dangerous places. It will be interesting to see which or how many "PLAYERS" lose their lives this summer. I still think the news papers sports section should be titled "SPORTS BEAT". : ) "HIDE THE WHITE WOMEN" oops I don't know where that came from. I'm sorry if that offended anyone. I will bet my life on atleast one off season fatality and 3 buffalo bills arrests. I wonder if I can bet on that on Wager Line. C'mon Schmitty, Jury Duty. Did they ask your opinion on the OJ case???? I know that we had nothing to do with your release. MAYBE, they smelled the alcohol on your breath from Gregs house the other night???? Mike, your quiet, Is it that nice down there in the sticks that you can't come in and type???? Dan, If you choose to live with the Amish this summer, will you be dressing the part???? What do you get if you mix Dan with 5 Amish guys.=================== SIX Amish guys!!!!!!!! : )Facts: Dan built his Cabin in a day! Dan leaves beer in the fridge for his Amish friends. Dan built his Cabin without the use of electric Tools. Dan dreeses White, but deep down he's a wanna be Pilgrim!!!
---- sludge monsters 06:49 am Jan 16, 2010
Greg, Ron knows that when you say "stop by for a beer" you are really saying "Come on over and get ripped with the boys. The beer truck has just made a delivery!!" Anyway, we had fun. Thanks Greg. My favorite time of year is coming. I always look forward to the end of baseball season, but really love when football season is over. The only down side of the super bowl being over is your releasing a couple thousand thugs on society. Night clubs will become dangerous places. It will be interesting to see which or how many "PLAYERS" lose their lives this summer. I still think the news papers sports section should be titled "SPORTS BEAT". : ) "HIDE THE WHITE WOMEN" oops I don't know where that came from. I'm sorry if that offended anyone. I will bet my life on atleast one off season fatality and 3 buffalo bills arrests. I wonder if a can bet on that on Wager Line. C'mon Schmitty, Jury Duty. Did they ask your opinion on the OJ case???? I know that we had nothing to do with your release. MAYBE, they smelled the alcohol on your breath from Gregs house the other night???? Mike, your quiet, Is it that nice down there in the sticks that you can't come in and type???? Dan, If you choose to live with the Amish this summer, will you be dressing the part???? What do you get if you mix Dan with 5 Amish guys.=================== SIX Amish guys!!!!!!!! : )Facts: Dan built his Cabin in a day! Dan leaves beer in the fridge for his Amish friends. Dan built his Cabin without the use of electric Tools. Dan dreeses White, but deep down he's a wanna be Pilgrim!!!
---- blind squirrels 09:49 pm Jan 15, 2010
I actually had to go down to jury duty today. I was there for two hours and then I got dismissed. You see, I told them I was friends with you guys and they said, "We're terribly sorry, Mr. Schmidt, but this just isn't going to work out."
---- fools 07:24 pm Jan 15, 2010
Good to see Schmitty & Mark for the Sabres game last weekend! Rono, where the hell are you !!! Can't you swing by for 1 beer before work and watch a period of hockey!?!?! Anyway, the fools are sinking like the Titanic. Sludge is a machine...how can anyone possibly catch him. Sabres start the 7 game roadie on a good note, although if they continue to keep the penalty box bench warm, they won't win too many more on this western swing!
---- sludge monsters 06:45 am Jan 13, 2010
Currently speachless : (
---- cartboys 01:00 am Jan 12, 2010
tiger woods has just announced that he only needs to sleep with 3 more women to tie wilt chamberlains career record of 10,000----go tiger!!!!! also i heard in the news that derek jeter is getting married next year---that makes no sense--first of all --i thought new york state banned same sex marriages and second--doesnt a-rod have a girlfriend------great choice by ralph wilson picking his new GM ---buddy nix? is he a football guy or a country music singer--cant wait to see who we choose to coach---are you guys as excited as i am that the bandits season is here----ha ha ha---if it wasnt for the canadians--the indians would be tops for inventing the stupidest sports--lets see--curling --five pin bowling or lacrosse--cant make up my mind --one last thing----if an amish guy gets rides in cars and has a guy plow his driveway with a truck and uses other peoples telephones--and buys happy meals at burger king--would he still be amish?---just wondering---i shouldnt bash them though--they did invite me over last week to watch the bills game on the big screen tv
---- cartboys 00:43 am Jan 12, 2010

---- rednecks 09:49 pm Jan 11, 2010
Extra Extra, read all about it! Rednecks are #1! That's right #1. #1 in zero goal games, give aways and faceoffs lost. My team sucks more than Mark's boss under the desk of the county commissioner or whomever he blew to get that bodacious salary. Mark, sorry to strike that nerve! I'm happy that the Town pays you a nice salary to raise your family and live comfortably. Honest! Now where the hell is the rest of the taunters? Are they still hung over from the new year?
---- blind squirrels 23:36 pm Jan 8, 2010
Forget Pacquao vs Mayweather! We've got Kocher vs Bowen!!!! Now that's some real taunting, fellas. Mike, it appears you struck a nerve with Mark. Does the truth hurt, or is Mike out of bounds stating that the town employees are overpaid/underworked? Hell, I once earned $58 for umpiring two men's slowpitch softball games two years ago. I think government jobs do pay. Yes, Dan and I are underpaid/underappreciated, but oh well. Dan puts some funny shit on this taunt board - how many ways can Dan tell us that Pominville is a pussy? Dan, I especially like Thomas "Vanish" - lol! I come for the fantasy hockey but I stay for the taunts!
---- sludge monsters 22:41 pm Jan 8, 2010
Thanks for waking up the sludge, YOU VAGINAS!!!!!. First off, Gerbe is about 6" taller than Vanek and 8" taller than Roy(boy). Yes, my boss is a bit over paid???!!!, But try not flushing your toilet for a week and see if you mind paying your sewer tax????? I love whiny Americans that are used to having their ASSes wiped after a crap. Bleed me a river. Ask your government for a welfare check and some food stamps. I'll keep cleaning your shit while you keep thinking that it disapears when you flush!!! Ignorant people amuse me. Prediction LALIME "SHUT OUT" tomorrow!!!! To all my competition......................................................................none found!!! I love raking your tampons off the Bar Screens. It makes me feel like a MAN. You all suck at fantasy Hockey, and the Ability to make testosterone...If your Afraid of a little Snow(Frozen water) move south!!!! No more shoveling, just some mosquitos and skin cancer????................. I could go on for ever but think you need to absorb in small doses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not mad just tired...... Will taunt again SOON!!!!!
---- sludge monsters 22:40 pm Jan 8, 2010
Thanks for waking up the sludge, YOU VAGINAS!!!!!. First off, Gerbe is about 6" taller than Vanek and 8" taller than Roy(boy). Yes, my boss is a bit over paid???!!!, But try not flushing your toilet for a week and see if you mind paying your sewer tax????? I love whiny Americans that are used to having their ASSes wiped after a crap. Bleed me a river. Ask your government for a welfare check and some food stamps. I'll keep cleaning your shit while you keep thinking that it disapears when you flush!!! Ignorant people amuse me. Prediction LALIME "SHUT OUT" tomorrow!!!! To all my competition......................................................................none found!!! I love raking your tampons off the Bar Screens. It makes me feel like a MAN. You all suck at fantasy Hockey, and the Ability to make testosterone...If you Afraid of the Snow(Frozen water) move south!!!! No more shoveling, just aome mosquitos and skin cancer????................. I could go on for ever but think you need to absorb in small doses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not mad just tired...... Will taunt again SOON!!!!!
---- sludge monsters 22:39 pm Jan 8, 2010
Thanks for waking up the sludge, YOU VAGINAS!!!!!. First off, Gerbe is about 6" taller than Vanek and 8" taller than Roy(boy). Yes, my boss is a bit over paid???!!!, But try not flushing your toilet for a week and see if you mind paying your sewer tax????? I love whiny Americans that are used to having their ASSes wiped after a crap. Bleed me a river. Ask your government for a welfare check and some food stamps. I'll keep cleaning your shit while you keep thinking that it disapears when you flush!!! Ignorant people amuse me. Prediction LALIME "SHUT OUT" tomorrow!!!! To all my competition............................................................................................................................................none found!!! I love raking your tampons off the Bar Screens. It makes me feel like a MAN. You all suck at fantasy Hockey, and the Ability to make testosterone...If you Afraid of the Snow(Frozen water) move south!!!! No more shoveling, just aome mosquitos and skin cancer????................. I could go on for ever but think you need to absorb in small doses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not mad just tired...... Will taunt again SOON!!!!!
---- sludge monsters 22:31 pm Jan 8, 2010
Thanks for waking up the sludge, YOU VAGINAS!!!!!. First off, Gerbe is about 6" taller than Vanek and 8" taller than Roy(boy). Yes, my boss is a bit over paid???!!!, But try not flushing your toilet for a week and see if you mind paying your sewer tax????? I love whiny Americans that are used to having their ASSes wiped after a crap. Bleed me a river. Ask your government for a welfare check and some food stamps. I'll keep cleaning your shit while you keep thinking that it disapears when you flush!!! Ignorant people amuse me. Prediction LALIME "SHUT OUT" tomorrow!!!! To all my competition............................................................................................................................................none found!!! I love raking your tampons off the Bar Screens. It makes me feel like a MAN. You all suck at fantasy Hockey and the Ability to make testosterone.................... I could go on for ever but think you need to absorb in small doses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not mad just tired...... Will taunt again SOON!!!!!
---- sludge monsters 22:22 pm Jan 8, 2010
Thanks for waking up the sludge, YOU VAGINAS!!!!!. First off, Gerbe is about 6" taller than Vanek and 8" taller than Roy(boy). Yes, my boss is a bit over paid???!!!, But try not flushing your toilet for a week and see if you mind paying your sewer tax????? I love winy Americans that are used to having their ASSes wiped after a crap. Bleed me a river. Ask your government for a welfare check and some food stamps. I'll keep cleaning your shit while you keep tjhinking that it disapears from the toilet!!! Ignorant people amuse me. Prediction LALIME SHUT OUT!!!! To all my competition..... none found!!!
---- sludge monsters 22:14 pm Jan 8, 2010
Thanks for waking up the sludge, YOU VAGINAS!!!!!. First off, Gerbe is about 6" taller than Vanek and 8" taller than Roy(boy).
---- cartboys 00:53 am Jan 6, 2010
sorry i just kinda disappeared for awhile--i was just doing my imitation of the sabres top six forwards---its nice that the sabres are gonna finally make the playoffs this year--if only darcy would get his boyfriends weiner out of his mouth and learn how to build a hockey team that could win the cup---i see darcy just put nathan paetch on waivers--who's next--patrick kaleta--instead of putting our best hockey players on waivers--how about unloading some of our dead weight--like jason pussyville--drew stifford--thomas vanish--and derek boy--when you have to bench a guy or cut his ice time to get him to play--he is not a top six forward--he is a piece of shit who should be riding the bus in the minors--but of course what good would that do--because darcy would just replace them with guys like nathan gerbil---good news he just grew another inch and may hit the 4 foot mark before the playoffs
---- rednecks 09:49 pm Jan 5, 2010
I was reading the Buffalo News online today (yes, while at work) and I stumbled across an article commenting that the town of tonawanda has several 6 figure salaries. One of them being the chief wasterwater treatment plant operator. $102,000!!!!! You gotta' be kiddin' me!! So that leads me to the conclusion that Mark is also one of those overpaid/underworked town employees leeching off hard working taxpayers! Those town employees are right up there with postal workers! And I'm quite sure that people with mechanical engineering degrees are overpaid too! So I know that Dan and Doug are the only ones who are overworked and underappreciated.
---- cable cru$ader$ 08:30 am Jan 5, 2010
Mark, sorry i haven't been taunting lately. I've been working on scoring goals for our hockey team. My lessons will be at 6:30pm on tues and thurs!!! Do you see that speck in your rear view mirror? thats me and schmitty!!!!
---- blind squirrels 22:10 pm Jan 4, 2010
Mark, maybe if you weren't winning this league by so much we would have something to taunt about. We need Dan to get back on here and taunt about Pominville or one of his favorite whipping boys. Greg and Ron, where are your taunts? Awful quiet lately....
---- sludge monsters 07:59 pm Jan 4, 2010
This is boring!!! Looking forward to the Olympics. This may be my last taunt as nobody else is typing. I wish my life was as exciting and busy as you guys. Oh well there are other fantasy leagues out there I'm sure.
---- sludge monsters 07:56 pm Jan 4, 2010
This is boring!!! Looking forward to the Olympics.
---- rednecks 22:29 pm Jan 3, 2010
Which televangelist were you listening to today and plagerizing their sermon? My guess is Joel Osteen. Am I right?
---- sludge monsters 07:40 pm Jan 3, 2010
If only peace could grasp all who struggle. Life needs to be cherished by those who find themselves in a dark place. Look to thy neighbor for comfort. Look to family for strength. Share the road to those who drive not well!!!! Hug the next person you see. Laugh at yourself and not others. Next time you tell a joke, make it about yourself. Enjoy your job and make friends with your co-workers. The neighbor you hate is the one that needs your love!!!! Say "keep the change to the toll collector", and say " thanks for the mail, Mailman". Give all you can. Pick up after those who litter. (aka. Canadiens)!!!!! Make this place a better place and enjoy the humor that surrounds you. I will continue to love all colors and all hat styles. (including towel wraps?). You can't judge a book by it's cover. But you can avoid books that look like they have soaked in an NFL toilet?????? If this makes any sense. I feel sorry for you. I am just hitting keys randomly. iitfmtg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is time for me to go!!!
---- sludge monsters 07:39 pm Jan 3, 2010
If only peace could grasp all who struggle. Life needs to be cherished by those who find the selves in a dark place. Look to thy neighbor for comfort. Look to family for strength. Share the road to those who drive not well!!!! Hug the next person you see. Laugh at yourself and not others. Next time you tell a joke, make it about yourself. Enjoy your job and make friends with your co-workers. The neighbor you hate is the one that needs your love!!!! Say "keep the change to the toll collector", and say " thanks for the mail, Mailman". Give all you can. Pick up after those who litter. (aka. Canadiens)!!!!! Make this place a better place and enjoy the humor that surrounds you. I will continue to love all colors and all hat styles. (including towel wraps?). You can't judge a book by it's cover. But you can avoid books that look like they have soaked in an NFL toilet?????? If this makes any sense. I feel sorry for you. I am just hitting keys randomly. iitfmtg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is time for me to go!!!
---- blind squirrels 23:06 pm Jan 1, 2010
Mark has always been a philosopher. He rants, therefore he am.
---- rednecks 03:57 pm Jan 1, 2010
Since when has Mark become a philosopher?
---- sludge monsters 09:38 pm Dec 31, 2009
Life is funny Life is Sad!!!!!
---- blind squirrels 09:10 pm Dec 30, 2009
I would like to wish everyone a safe and Happy New Year! My New Year's resolution is to hold off everyone for 2nd place and all of the glory that comes with it. Wait a minute, 2nd place is just the best loser. As Tom Petty sings, "Even the losers get lucky some time." Maybe there will be some nuts for the Blind Squirrels to find in the new year....It was nice seeing Kevin L. on Monday. A bartender at an all women's college?? I think that's how most pornos start. Brown chicken, brown cow!!!
---- rednecks 10:04 am Dec 29, 2009
My resolution for 2010. To take over 5th place. Only 99 points to go! Happy New Year Gents!
---- rednecks 10:02 am Dec 29, 2009
My resolution for 2010. To take over 4th place. Only 99 points out of 4th! Watch out Cartboys! Happy New Year gents!
---- sludge monsters 07:11 am Dec 29, 2009
My nightly prayers for my players have kept them healthy. Having the lord on my team will bring success and triumph. NOW DO YOU BELIEVE!!!!?!!!!! NOW DO YOU BELIEVE!!!!!!!! the great R.J.
---- sludge monsters 08:57 pm Dec 27, 2009
Santoras Monday 28th at 7:30 pm!!!! Hope to see everyone!!!!
---- blind squirrels 22:31 pm Dec 23, 2009
I would like to echo G.W.'s sentiments, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone!!! Did anyone see the "funny" piece on how Drew Stafford practices Festivus (like on "Seinfeld")? Hey Drew, how about practicing scoring a goal because you suck at that?!....I will be at Mark's house next Monday, the 28th, to take everyone's money at poker. If you don't have cash, I'll take a personal check. It will be good to see Kevin again. Hope everyone can make it.
---- sludge monsters 00:37 am Dec 23, 2009
Kevin Leblanc is in town for a week. I'm planning to have a card night monday the 28th. we'll start early as it is a work night. 6pm-7pm start until I fall asleep (mid-1pm). hope all can make it. I will be calling everyone. Mike, surprise us!!!???!!.
---- fools 09:50 pm Dec 22, 2009
HAPPY HOLIDAYS fellas!!!!!!! Let's get together for some beers, wings & Sabres...
---- blind squirrels 09:27 pm Dec 17, 2009
Mark, I went back into the history and read your previous taunt. Wow! is all I can say. I don't think you were having a "moment," I think it's called a coniption-fit!....Dan, I did like your list of Tiger's women. Very funny! Keep up the hating and your unique and twisted view on things. God love ya!....Greg, you've been awfully quiet lately. If you're reading this then you need to taunt! Your country needs a cool head in these times of Kocher-mania! Kind of like Beatle-mania, only it's not about peace and love. Remember, Kochers, "And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make" - The Beatles, Abbey Road. Now I'm having a hippie moment. Peace, out!!!!
---- sludge monsters 09:51 am Dec 17, 2009
Sorry about that last taunt....... I was having a moment!!
---- cable cru$ader$ 08:33 am Dec 16, 2009
Mark, did the kids help you type that? WOW!!!
---- sludge monsters 22:00 pm Dec 15, 2009
Majic Woods. A Big black DICK looking for white women . Surprised!!?????!! Lets just give our country to the Minority FUCK bags!!!! Hey, come take my bike, TV, and my truck!!!! here is some money too, you poor folk!!!! Lazy asses and Billionares Make Up America!!! God bless the USA!!! Bushes and Walmarts!!! Fuckheads and Rapists!!!!! Thank The Good Lord Jesus Christ for Hockey Games. I'll watch a Little bit Of Heaven tomorrow night!!!! Good Night NIGGS!!!!!
---- rednecks 02:55 pm Dec 15, 2009
Nice win for the Sabres vs. the Habs! Quite entertaining to watch. Nice scrap with Mair. And the defense is actually helping Miller AND sticking up for him! What a novel idea! Kaleta's goal was a beaute!
---- cartboys 01:59 am Dec 14, 2009
i heard nathan gerbe pulled his groin trying to reach the drinking fountain---good news for mark mancari fans like myself--he got called up to replace him---maybe midgets should stick to the circus or the wizard of oz and leave hockey to the men---news alert--here is a list of some of the women tiger woods is banging---paris hilton---rosie odonnell---joan rivers----jenna jamison---jason pominville---lassie----the queen of england---oprah---a hole in the wall---his mother in law---marge simpson---carol brady--minnie mouse ----when i find out more names i will put them on here
---- blind squirrels 04:17 pm Dec 13, 2009
You're absolutely right, Rono, my latest taunt was much too vanilla for the white supremacist Tonawanda chapter that masquerades for the taunt board. For my next taunt I will put more thought and venom into it. Maybe I'll wait until I stub my toe and I'm in a really foul mood. On a more serious note, I've noticed that our two teams are quietly making a strong push lately to close the gap on the Sludge Monsters. But then again, the cream (and only WHITE cream on this taunt board) usually rises to the top.
---- cable cru$ader$ 07:35 am Dec 13, 2009
Doug, i don't appreciate your lack of hate or sarcasm in your latest taunt. It was VERY disappointing and hope maybe you'll brainstorm at least 30 seconds next time!!! just look at all the time and energy the City of Tonawanda KKK club members put into their rants!
---- blind squirrels 22:18 pm Dec 12, 2009
Another impressive, smart, sound win by the Sabres tonight vs. the Rangers. Kaleta had a big game. That short-handed, break-away shot into the top shelf where mama hides the cookies (I was disappointed that Jeanerette didn't dust that one off on that shot) was impressive. As I talked about once with Mark, if you give anybody who's a supposed third or fouth line guy enough ice team and put him in enough situations, then he will usually shine. Most of these guys were scorers and great players in the juniors or in the minors or else they wouldn't be playing at this level. Are you listening, Lindy? I like how he's showing confidence in guys like Kaleta, rather than just putting the top money guys out there all the time. Miller is also having a great season. Maybe come Stanley Cup time, Dan, it will be your beloved Flames vs. the Sabres and we'll see then who the best team is. The challenge is on!!!
---- blind squirrels 22:18 pm Dec 12, 2009
Another impressive, smart, sound win by the Sabres tonight vs. the Rangers. Kaleta had a big game. That short-handed, break-away shot into the top shelf where mama hides the cookies (I was disappointed that Jeanerette didn't dust that one off on that shot) was impressive. As I talked about once with Mark, if you give anybody who's a supposed third or fouth line guy enough ice team and put him in enough situations, then he will usually shine. Most of these guys were scorers and great players in the juniors or in the minors or else they wouldn't be playing at that level. Are you listening, Lindy? I like how he's showing confidence in guys like Kaleta, rather than just putting the top money guys out there all the time. Miller is also having a great season. Maybe come Stanley Cup time, Dan, it will be your beloved Flames vs. the Sabres and we'll see then who the best team is. The challenge is on!!!
---- cartboys 01:33 am Dec 12, 2009
ha ha--tiger woods is takin a break from golf--of course he is--who has time to play golf when you are humping 20 women besides your wife---and the black man wonders why some white people dont give them the respect they want--way to go tiger--this whole story is so funny--i am enjoying watching tiger crash and burn--at least he wont lose his deal with nike--just do it--tiger does that and then some-actually instead of takin a break from golf--how about takin a break from banging every women on planet earth
---- blind squirrels 23:57 pm Dec 11, 2009
Dan, why must you blast all of the pipsqueak floaters of the world?? On a hockey team, as with most sports, every player has a role. Some guys score, some guys hit, some guys fight, and then occasionally there are guys (which I know you like) that do all of those things. But players like that (Iginla, from your favorite team, Calgary, comes to mind) are rare and sometimes you have to have use the talent in your organization to your fullest. You want to switch teams with Calgary - why? Calgary does have some tough, rugged players, especially on defense, but how many Stanley Cups has Calgary won lately? Remember, it's fine to win the battles, but you really want to win the war. Not the other way around.
---- sludge monsters 06:50 am Dec 11, 2009
Easy Daniel!!!! Don't knock Gerbe. The guy plays bigger than he is (which is pretty easy for him!!). I'd rather watch Gerbe and Kennedy than Vanek and Roy any day. Gerbe may still be growing and will someday turn into the man you want him to be. I like his energy and fearless play!!!! He doesn't make alot of money either. We should all be calling out Tom "boy wonder" Vanek!!!!! He's the problem. PS Tiger Woods signed a contract with the Porn Industry. His new name is going to be Tiger WOOD. Money ruins people, if you haven't noticed already. I hope his wife cuts his dick off with a nine iron. NIPPLEHEAD
---- sludge monsters 06:49 am Dec 11, 2009
Easy Daniel!!!! Don't knock Gerbe. The guy plays bigger than he is (which is pretty easy for him!!). I'd rather watch Gerbe and Kennedy than Vanek and Roy any day. Gerbe may still be growing and will someday turn into the you want him to be. I like his energy and fearless play!!!! He doesn't make alot of money either. We should all be calling out Tom "boy wonder" Vanek!!!!! He's the problem. PS Tiger Woods signed a contract with the Porn Industry. His new name is going to be Tiger WOOD. Money ruins people, if you haven't noticed already. I hope his wife cuts his dick off with a nine iron. NIPPLEHEAD
---- cartboys 01:49 am Dec 11, 2009
i have to laugh every time the sabres call up a player from portland--its bad enough that we have the most pathetic top two lines in the NHL-a bunch of overpaid floaters who go through the motions and collect millions--and then we bring up these little pipsqueak fems from the minors--i mean really--are we gonna win a stanley cup with a midget who is shorter than the trophy--whats next--are we gonna bring back keith gretzky--all 4' 8" of him--darcy regier is a jackass--i think he is trying to build a team of players who can blow him with out getting on their knees--how about calling up mancari or weber--we have enough homos on our NHL team already--could we swap teams with calgary
---- sludge monsters 07:16 am Dec 10, 2009
Why do these RICH walking PENIS's get married????? I'm pissed because I can't open the paper or turn on the tv without hearing about a NERD getting laid. First Michael Jackson for six months now Golf Nerd. You would think the war would be on the front page of the news. This country if fucked up!!!!!!
---- fools 05:04 pm Dec 9, 2009
Poor Tiger...got his pee-pee slapped...literally!!! Seems his caddie isn't the only one washing his balls these days. I love how the cops found him...sleeping in the street, head on the curb, covered with a blanket & snoring. That's called passed out drunk, not unconscious from the accident! Also, Elin wasn't breaking the back window to get him out, she was chasing him down the driveway w/ a 3 iron cause he was fuc*in anyone he could. But after all that, I just want to see the guy play golf...what he does with his free time is between him & the misses. Not my business!! Anyway, I thought I'd talk about current events seeing as noone other than Sludge has caught a whiff of 1st place yet....
---- blind squirrels 07:41 pm Dec 8, 2009
Did someone say strip club???? Who's up for checking out the new one in the town, Tiffany's?? We'll have to plan a field trip there, no chaperones of course, just bring your singles!
---- sludge monsters 01:46 am Dec 8, 2009
I thought Tiger woods was paid to play 18 holes???????
---- sludge monsters 01:37 am Dec 8, 2009
Babies CRY when they want something.
---- rednecks 22:10 pm Dec 7, 2009
Mark, are you listening to Cat Stevens' Peace Train while you wrote your note? Then again, if I was in 1st place with no chance of anyone catching me I'd be Whistlin' Dixie too! How about trading one of your top guys with the Rednecks? Just to make things interesting. I say good for Tiger that he screws anything that moves. Hell, even if they get divorced and she takes half, he'll still have more money than he knows what to do with. Hopefully he'll come to Charlotte in May for the Quail Hollow Cup. If he does, I'll go to the strip club and pick up his sloppy seconds! To the Blind Squirrels, make sure you gather lots of nuts, it's going to be a long cold winter!
---- rednecks 22:07 pm Dec 7, 2009
Mark, are you listening to Cat Stevens' Peace Train while you wrote your note? Then again, if I was in 1st place with no chance of anyone catching me I'd be Whistlin' Dixie too! How about trading one of your top guys with the Rednecks? Just to make things interesting. I say good for Tiger that he screws anything that moves. Hell, even if they get divorced and she takes half, he'll still have more money than he knows what to do with. Hopefully he'll come to Charlotte in May for the Quail Hollow Cup. If he does, I'll go to the strip club and pick up his sloppy seconds!
---- sludge monsters 22:00 pm Dec 6, 2009
Just finished polishing the Freebird Trophy. Looks Good!!!!. I hope you all are enjoying the Ovechkin injuries???? yes, I plan on winning with or without him!! My team is made up of Guys with testosterone. It seems to matter. My three goalie system is a plus also!! Sorry your heads plunge into the SAND on draft day!!!. I enjoy the league even though it is not competitive. I hope all are enjoying the small things as this is only for fun. I will be glad to unbolt the trophy from my mantle if needed. Love you all, Peace on Earth and all inner City Streets. Hug your neighbor and pick up litter when you see it. : )
---- blind squirrels 07:56 pm Dec 6, 2009
Mark is still running away with this league. Nothing against Mark, but it was more fun last year when we were taking turns in first place and it was more in doubt than this year. I think we have to force Mark to draft some players who actually get hurt every once in a while. There's an excellent race, however, for 2nd place. We'll have to come up with some kind of trophy for 2nd place. Maybe something we can drink. Mark, make sure that you keep Little Gordie (the 1st place trophy) in good shape for another year because when I actually do some preparing next year, look out!, that trophy belong to the Squirrels! Squirrels of the world unite!
---- blind squirrels 07:51 pm Dec 6, 2009

---- cartboys 00:42 am Dec 5, 2009
poor tiger woods---he is not the hero we thought he was--he is just another black guy who has to stick his thingy in anything---a girl--a farm animal--a hole in the wall---i feel bad for his amazingly hot wife--she could do so much better---tiger is lucky she only beat him up with the five iron--if it was the driver--he would be dead-
---- blind squirrels 22:38 pm Dec 4, 2009
I'm heartbroken by the downfall of my zero, I mean hero, Tiger Woods. I'll never play golf again! Oh wait, I don't play golf anyway. I knew I had that right.
---- cable cru$ader$ 11:10 am Dec 4, 2009
This taunt board is F'd up!!! This is the freebird fantasy hockey site, right???
---- sludge monsters 03:54 am Dec 3, 2009
Hide all the white women!!!!!
---- cartboys 01:02 am Dec 3, 2009
tiger woods cheated on his wife--shocking---a black guy cheating--thats never happened before--what the fuck---what do black guys and bunnys have in common --they like to hump all the time and make babies---i feel sorry for all the people who follow and worship this guy on the golf course--all the little sheep who flock after him---what a waste of time--he is just another black guy who cheats on his wife--he would probably stick it in a hole in the wall---i am so glad he has been exposed for the jerk that he is--his wife should have stuck with the white guys---and the blacks wonder why they get treated different--you reap what you sow
---- blind squirrels 22:01 pm Dec 2, 2009
Tiger Woods and Marshawn Lynch getting into a minor traffic accident would be hilarious! When the police show up, both "men" would probably be running through the woods to get away, much like "Shoeless" Tim S did. Dan knows what I'm talking about....I think I'll watch the Sabres game tomorrow night over the Bills game. The idea of the Bills playing a "home" game in Toronto against a division rival infuriates me. I think that Toronto is full of pompous jack-asses with their "Big Money" as Rush would say. And you know that "Big Money don't you rule the world." Isn't that what you're always ranting about, Mark? What happened to the socialist dogma coming from the Sludge Monsters' soap box? I miss those days, Comrade Kocher.
---- cartboys 01:28 am Nov 30, 2009
lets talk about tiger woods--whats the big deal about his car crash--why the big cover up---here is what happened--he did some lines of coke--and then he got the munchies so he was running to the corner store to pick up some chips---and he drove over the fire hydrant cuz he was wasted---cmon--he is rich and famous--you dont think he will get away with it--i love how the police want to talk to him and his wife and they say--sorry todays not a good day could you come back another time--what the fuck--jackass!!!!----how about that jason pominville--he makes millions of dollars--why? oh thats right--he stands in the open ice --waits for his teammates to do all the dirty work and then he shoots the puck at the goalie--and doesnt score most of the time--he doesnt check--doesnt fight--doesnt go in the corners or the goal crease--doesnt stick up for his team or even himself--what a piece of shit---he is not what you need to win the cup---he is just a douchebag who is an anchor keeping the sabres from becoming a better team--lets put that little pussy on waivers--although i doubt any team would claim him--and some dumb girl out there actually married this fem---too funny!!!!
---- sludge monsters 12:54 am Nov 29, 2009
Schmitty, I don't need any more hockey pucks so it's "NO DEAL"!!! I must say Ovechkin is super human and I'm glad he's part of a winning team. He deserves the trophy on MY mantle. As all of you know he is only a piece of the puzzle. Taunt board has been very quiet lately, I guess you guys are at Macys, Lord and Taylor, Fredericks or some other nice smelling store. Dan, tell us some BLACK friday stories????? Or is it white friday in Amherst???? I will be rooting for the Bruins today as 10 year olds playing hockey is better than any Bills game. Thinking about giving gifts this year, let me know which 40 oz. Beer is your flavor and check your stockings Xmas morning......
---- cartboys 01:21 am Nov 29, 2009

---- blind squirrels 09:47 pm Nov 28, 2009
Excellent win by the Sabres tonight. Miller kept 'em in for the first two periods - that glove save on Brind'Amour was awesome!!!! Team really came on in the third period. Greer really got the "monkey" off his back when he scored Sabres' first goal tonight....Mark, if you don't want Ovechkin I'll take him. How about Martin Havlat and a bag of hockey pucks for him? Think about it and let me know....Wonder if the Bills will actually play a decent game against Miami tomorrow? I'll probably watch because I'm a masochist. Shanahan wants $10 million per year plus part of the team to become the next coach? Unless John Elway is coming out of retirement and joining Shanahan I don't see the Bills getting better any time soon. I think we need to start rooting for the Bandits to win another championship because I don't think the Bills are long for Western New York.
---- sludge monsters 00:42 am Nov 27, 2009
Nice to see everyone on thanksgiving eve. I heard you boys got kicked out of Santoras, WTF. Sorry I left, heard you went Bar hopping!!! Trying to get Schmitty drunk and make a few trades EH!!. Shame on you. The trophy is bolted to my mantel and will never leave. You boys need to start a golf of badmitten league and find another trophy!!!!!!! I hope you all made it home OK.........When are we going out again???? I'd like to get rid of Ovechkin, He's a cheap player!!!!!!!!!
---- blind squirrels 00:20 am Nov 27, 2009
Hey Dan, you know how you said Dick Jauron could be a Hollywood actor? I think that he was the inspiration for the movie "Flatliners"....Rono, why would I want a player (Briere) who was suspended for two games for a cheap hit?? I don't know how you do things on the Cable Crusaders, but we only support Lady Byng candidates on the Blind Squirrels. Why of all the nerve!! You'll never be a member of Bushwood!! ("Caddyshack")....Hope everyone had a very Happy Thanksgiving! It was nice to get the boys out last night to watch the Sabres game and to have a few beers. Dan, you should have went to Porter's. I think I have underwear older than most of the patrons in there last night!
---- cartboys 00:33 am Nov 25, 2009
i am so glad the --weekend at bernies marathon has ended in buffalo---rent the movie--its funny for 90 minutes but when you have to watch it for four years it gets pretty old--dick jauron--i dont think you will ever get another job as a head coach but i feel bad for the guy---so here are some ideas for a new career----1. a mime 2. cigar store indian 3. department store mannequin 4. fence post 5.hollywood actor--he can play someone in a coma or a corpse 6. the hands of a clock--you never see them move 7.scarecrow
---- cable cru$ader$ 08:52 am Nov 24, 2009
Mark, thanks again for inviting Schmitty and I to your hockey fundraiser. I'm 2 for 2 at winning baskets at these fundraisers. I won't have to buy tape or water bottles for years!!! Doug and I decided this might be the first year we give out a runner-up trophy...but, it will be BIGGER than the Freebird trophy! How about Urban Meyer from Florida to be our next coach or maybe give Wade Phillips a call after he gets shit canned in Dallas. We'll get the coaching leftovers when all is said and done!
---- cartboys 00:24 am Nov 24, 2009
i am so glad the --weekend at bernies marathon has ended in buffalo---rent the movie--its funny for 90 minutes but when you have to watch it for four years it gets pretty old--dick jauron--i dont think you will ever get another job as a head coach but i would suggest as a new career --being a mime
---- cartboys 01:02 am Nov 22, 2009
everyone have a great thanksgiving--remember to overeat and drink some beers---i am working on black friday--is that a new holiday for the colored folk---i'm a kwanzaa man myself---i dont work when the doors open so i wont be there when people get trampled to death trying to get this years hot toy---i may have to mop the blood off the floor from the days earlier festivities--i am enjoying working in east amherst--our customers are filthy rich--i have never seen so many gas guzzling vehicles in one parking lot--and i havent seen so many fake boobs since the old days of goin to the canadian ballet--one nice thing about this area is its very white so i dont have to deal with any shoplifters or criminals-there are a lot of indians out here--i mean ghandi--not geronimo
---- sludge monsters 00:39 am Nov 22, 2009
Ron, not sure wear the lesbians shop, but I'd guess it's at a carpet store!!! Why do you ask??? Tiffanys is open on sawyer ave. in case you guys are looking for a little wrong-doing!!! Big fan of Gays and Lesbians!!! I'm not sure why I said that? Dan, your team is on Target for third place or less. Greg, If your team wants to see the trophy I'm thinking about an open house next month. Mike, I can post pictures of Greg with the Cup, if that interests you??? Greg with the cup?!!? That's some FUNNY SHIT!!! Great Fund Raiser tonight!! Rono won all kinds of stuff, he is definately horse-shooed ;) Hope Ron enjoys his winnings and scores a couple of goals with the stick that he re-tapes with his new tape!!!! Ron, is blessed with Chinese Auction LUCK. Not sure where he gets it but he seems to win these things all of the time. I'd like to wish everyone a happy and safe week!! BLACK FRIDAY!!!!, is gift giving worth losing your life???? If people fall down in front of you as you try buying those electronics, let them get up!! It is not wise to crush other human-beings during this joyous celebration of the birth of our Jesus Christ. AMEN!!!
---- sludge monsters 00:36 am Nov 22, 2009
Ron, not sure wear the lesbians shop, but I'd guess it's at a carpet store!!! Why do you ask??? Tiffanys is open on sawyer ave. in case you guys are looking for a little wrong-doing!!! Big fan of Gays and Lesbians!!! I'm not sure why I said that? Dan, your team is on Target for third place or less. Greg, If your team wants to see the trophy I'm thinking about an open house next month. Mike, I can post pictures of Greg with the Cup, if that interests you??? Greg with the cup?!!? That's some FUNNY SHIT!!! Great Fund Raiser tonight!! Rono won all kinds of stuff, he is definately horse-shooed ;) Hope Ron enjoys his winnings and scores a couple of goals with the stick that he re-tapes with his new tape!!!! Ron, is blessed with Chinese Auction LUCK. Not sure where he gets it but he seems to win these things all of the time. I'd like to wish everyone a happy and safe week!! BLACK FRIDAY!!!!, is gift giving worth losing your life???? If people fall down in front of you as you try buying those electronics, let them get up!! It is not wise to crush other human-beings during this joyous celebration of the birth of our Jesus Christ. AMEN
---- blind squirrels 23:20 pm Nov 20, 2009
Rono, sorry but I didn't see your Facebook reply until I got home tonight. Greg and I went to the Paddock Golf Dome to watch the Sabres game. Greg and I had left you a message, but I know you have to work on Fridays :( Maybe we can catch you next time. Hope to see you tomorrow night at Mark's hockey bash at Gratwick Hose. I'll be there after 6:00....Greg and I discussed how Mark is just running away with this league. Mark, don't any of your guys ever get hurt or go through a slump??? Incredible! I hate to admit it, but maybe you do know your hockey. I hope you're not in your baseball "pajamas" while you read this, you salty dog!!!....Dan, thanks for dropping some knowledge on me about the Bills G.M. Yes, Wilson is a penny-pincher, which may explain how we haven't had a top-notch coach for the past decade. I think I'm going to start following the CFL, as this is where the Bills will probably be going after they move to Toronto when the penny-pincher kicks the bucket....Mike, I see you finally passed Triple S Cable! Congratulations. This must give you a warm and fuzzy feeling inside.
---- cartboys 00:12 am Nov 19, 2009
doug--to answer your question --the g.m. of the bills is russ brandon--he was in charge of marketing and selling tickets--and because ralph wilson is such a cheapskate he made him the g.m. instead of bringing in a football guy with experience--and people wonder why the bills are such a mess--i would love to see a bill cowher or jim haslett be named coach--somebody with some fire
---- blind squirrels 22:44 pm Nov 18, 2009
One of the rumors I heard today was that the Bills were interested in Marty Schottenheimer to be their next coach. I would be ok with that. But what about Shanahan, Cowher, or Gruden (even though he just signed a contract extension with ESPN)? They have all won Super Bowls and are younger than Schottenheimer. Who is the Bills' G.M.? I don't even know that. Greg or Dan, you seem to know your football - help me out!....I was out and missed the first half of the Sabres game, but they laid an egg tonight. Did you see the postgame interviews? MacArthur said they need to tighten up and said that it has to start with himself. Then the great Ryan Miller is interviewed, and in typical Ryan Miller fashion, he says that the Panthers played "boring" (hey buddy, they just kicked your ass tonight!)and that they don't have to please the fans with their power play or penalty kill, that the Sabres just have to keep winning and the fans will be happy. Miller always seems irritated when he answers a question and he never takes any ownership when he has a bad game like he did tonight. As great as he's been this year, I think the guy is still a head case. Too bad that our best player is such a butt-hole.
---- rednecks 11:56 am Nov 18, 2009
Only 345 points out of 1st place! Only 157 points out of 5th place. I'm so depressed.
---- cable cru$ader$ 08:35 am Nov 18, 2009
Do you think lesbians shop at DICKS???
---- cartboys 00:23 am Nov 18, 2009
forget the movie weekend at bernies--we in buffalo just had to sit through the epic --4 years at dicks--thank god its over--i dont know if it will make any difference in wins but i cant wait to watch the next bills game and actually see a real live coach on the sideline --one who moves and talks and actually shows some emotion---just watch --its gonna be a totally different team--we finally have someone to lead them--its called addition by subtraction--i feel sorry for dick --he seems like he was a nice guy when he was alive--at least now he has lots of free time to spend his 3 million per year unemployment checks
---- blind squirrels 22:10 pm Nov 17, 2009
So the Bills finally did the deed and fired Dick Jauron! Does anyone think this is really going to help? I don't know if Wilson is going to fire the whole coaching staff or all of the players who seem to give up every fourth quarter when the game is still on the line. To paraphrase the Joker in "Batman," this team needs an enema!
---- sludge monsters 09:59 pm Nov 17, 2009
Watching "So you think you can dance?" thinking about you guys. I sure miss the fantasy competitiveness from previous years. Doug are you saying that the Empty Pitchers would have won more often had we scratched ourselves??? Sorry Greg, No more shop talk!!! I thought you were camping, didn't mean to strike your nerve. I gotta run to the bathroom I have an itch. If I were a baseball player I'd step out on the porch to scratch. I know where the YANKees got there name!!! Same with the White Sox and the Reds and the Blew Jays!!!!! There definately is a sport for everyone. I'll stick with Hockey, bubble hockey and fantasy hockey.
---- cartboys 00:22 am Nov 17, 2009
did you ever notice that trent edwards is like a disciple of dick jauron---he just drones on and on about the usual football cliches--buffalo will never be a winner with this guy at quarterback--watch him doing an interview--the guy is lifeless--he comes across as a douchebag--wah wah wah--he says a lot but he says nothing--so here is my gameplan so we might see a winning season in our lifetime--call 911 so they can revive our dead owner--then he can fire coach coma who is beyond reviving--then hopefully we can draft a quarterback--something we havent had since doug flutie
---- blind squirrels 22:11 pm Nov 16, 2009
Mark and Dan, with your knowledge of baseball, I can't believe the Empty Pitchers only made the playoffs once in 20 years?! Shocking!
---- sludge monsters 06:48 pm Nov 16, 2009
All the itching and tugging is for the porn industry. I heard they sell the tapes of the baseball games to third world countrys as masturbation porno tapes. I'm truly embarresed that this is called Americas' sport. I wish the US population would stand up and fight this nonsense, However, the COWS in this country follow and don't lead. We are a brainless spineless country that tollerates crime and lazy suits making millions and lazy reproducers getting the free check in the mail. I enjoy living in my little box. It's my happy place!!!!! Nipple heads!!
---- cartboys 01:18 am Nov 15, 2009
itch--scratch--tug---step out of the batters box--fix your gloves--fix your helmet--call time out---batter steps out--pitcher steps off mound--catcher runs out to mound to talk to pitcher--itch --scratch --tug--grab--infielders meet at the mound to talk to pitcher--coach comes out to talk to pitcher--everyone is finally ready--batter steps out of box--time out--spit--itch --scratch --tug--fuck baseball!!!
---- fools 09:41 pm Nov 14, 2009
Dan, there's a lot of truth to what you speak and I'd like to see some of the softies on the Sabres throw a check or two, however, you just can't have a team FULL of bangers. Doesn't work come playoff time. Those teams always seem to kill themselves throughout the regular season and have nothing left for the post season (Calgary,Philly, San Jose). These teams shit the bed in the playoffs cause they're so banged up and nothing left in the tank. I believe you need a good mix to be successful. On the other hand, a check from one of the many pussies you mention would be a welcomed sight! Mark, let's leave the knob gobbling from work off the taunt board please.
---- cartboys 00:06 am Nov 14, 2009
i cant believe darcy dipshit put adam mair on waivers-he should be a fixture in the lineup--you wanna waive someone--how about any of our top six forwards who only show up once in a while and play like little sissies--get rid of stafford--vanek or pominville---no one would even notice they were gone---and doug---we beat calgary because the soldiers on our team went to work and played awesome---thank you gaustad--ellis --kaleta--mair--montador and rivet---the overpaid pussies like vanek and stafford were invisible in this game--and so what that pominville got the shootout winner---he is a big pussy and blew tons of scoring chances during the game--the shootout is made for little fairys like him--no checking
---- cartboys 00:00 am Nov 14, 2009
i cant believe darcy dipshit put adam mair on waivers-he should be a fixture in the lineup--you wanna waive someone--how about any of our top six forwards who only show up once in a while and play like little sissies--get rid of stafford--vanek or pominville---no one would even notice they were gone
---- blind squirrels 23:55 pm Nov 13, 2009
Mark, if you're so upset why don't you trying blowing the bosses at work?? Maybe then you would get a head, or at least be giving head! With your radical social and political views, I'm going to dub you Comrade Kocher. Workers of the world unite!....Dan, your anger with Darcy is somewhat justified in that the Sabres are not the toughest team in the league. However, they just took your beloved Calgary Flames behind the woodshed (where Mark may be blowing his boss to get ahead) and your favorite player Jason Pominville got the shootout winner. How will you sleep tonight?!....Greg, are you ever going to taunt again, or should I have Mark do it for you? His are always good for a laugh....Mike, don't bother taunting, your team is lower than whale shit....Rono, there's a great race going on for 2nd place. I think you need to make a 2nd place trophy because it looks right now like Mark has Little Gordie (the trophy) sewed up for another year.
---- cartboys 01:10 am Nov 13, 2009
darcy regier is a dipshit--buffalo is a blue collar manly town --we dont want a GM who has his boyfriends dick in his ass ---let darcy go to san francisco and he can run a hockey team there--all sabre fans should take notes when calgary is in town--thats the kind of team sabre fans deserve to cheer for
---- cable cru$ader$ 01:58 pm Nov 12, 2009
Mark, have you ever thought of running for office???
---- sludge monsters 00:57 am Nov 12, 2009
Did you ever notice that the guys at work that are having sex with the boss get further up the ranks??? Life is funny like that!!! Guys having sex with guys??!!!??? God bless the USA!!!! and all the made millionares too!!!! Adam Mair on waivers lol,,,,lmfao,,,,,, If he'd just blow the boss like the guy I work with he'd be in the front office!!! (ON THE ICE!!! that is) I don't read the paper that often but I heard Michael Jackson died?!!? I told my kids that it was safe to go around the block now. I hope he's relly dead!?!
---- cartboys 00:32 am Nov 11, 2009
the sabres get beat up by the flyers and the bruins---so what does our spineless G.M. do--he puts adam mair on waivers--well--one thing the bills and sabres have in common--they are both run by fucking morons---its so sad---darcy wants to throw away adam mair---and drew stafford plays every game even though he has been in a coma for his whole career---how about the sabres get a G.M. who shoves drews guitar up his ass and sends him to the east coast league where he will definitely get his wake up call---on another subject--jason pominville is probably the biggest pussy i have ever had the misfortune of watching play hockey-- he is an embarassment to anyone born with testicles---the sabres will never succeed with pathetic limp wristed pussies like him in the lineup--i look forward to the day when he accidently high sticks someone or shoots after the whistle and gets the crap beaten out of him by a real hockey player--then he can take his vagina and hopefully retire from a sport which he has no business being a part of and live happily ever after with his boyfriend --the population of pussyville is 1--and thank god its not two
---- blind squirrels 06:44 pm Nov 10, 2009
Have you ever noticed that the Kocher boys seem to have a lot of misplaced anger? Just an observation. Mark, since you hate this country and you love hockey so much, why don't you move to Canada? It would seem like a perfect fit for you and your socialist views. As for Dan, I understand what you mean about Pominville - he is a vagina! Did you see in the game against Boston where the Sabres had a 3 on 2 going and Pominville pulls up (he was probably tired) and goes to the bench as the other 2 Sabres were going into the offensive zone?! What was that?! I've never seen anything like that in all the years I've been watching hockey....The Blind Squirrels franchise is currently in disaray. Pretty soon we'll be joining the Rednecks in the basement below Triple S!
---- cable cru$ader$ 08:50 am Nov 10, 2009
I'd like to announce the Triple S team has picked up Adam Mair!!!
---- cartboys 00:48 am Nov 10, 2009
jason pominville is probably the biggest pussy i have ever had the misfortune of watching play hockey-- he is an embarassment to anyone born with testicles---the sabres will never succeed with pathetic limp wristed pussies like him in the lineup--i look forward to the day when he accidently high sticks someone or shoots after the whistle and gets the crap beaten out of him by a real hockey player--then he can take his vagina and hopefully retire from a sport which he has no business being a part of and live happily ever after with his boyfriend --the population of pussyville is 1--and thank god its not two
---- rednecks 05:50 pm Nov 9, 2009
It's tough to soar like an eagle while I'm surrounded by turkeys!
---- sludge monsters 04:27 pm Nov 9, 2009
Can we behead the Muslim at half time of the next Monday night football game???? Its bad enough we let all these losers in our country let alone our Military!!! Racial profiling isn't a crime, IT'S A NEED!!!!! This country continues to fail at just about everything. We're only good at making millionares at the working class's expense. Funny my Jap truck was made in the USA and the guy I work with bought his Mexican made Chevy. It will be fun to see who is in the shop more often?? It makes sense baseball is our sport.
---- cable cru$ader$ 08:31 am Nov 9, 2009
Hey Mike way to go, first place!!! woops, my monitor was upside down!!!
---- cartboys 00:25 am Nov 7, 2009
wow--what a letdown---the sabres let philly come into our rink and run wild---i cant believe not one player had the balls to stand up to the flyers--other teams must laugh after playing the sabres--they dont even need to dress their goons against buffalo---i guess the same old sabres decided to mail this one in--ryan miller let in his two horrible goals--drew stafford was thinking about sleeping with his guitar instead of hockey--jochen hecht was thinking about all the money he stole from the sabres--derek roy was crying to the ref about how dirty the flyers are--hey lets sit adam mair--he is such a slacker---i am so glad that the calgary flames are on tv a lot--i dont wanna forget what real hockey looks like
---- blind squirrels 22:48 pm Nov 6, 2009
It's a typical Friday night here in Schmidtville, population me. Mark and Dan are making fun of something they don't understand. Now that's a stretch. Ron is still trying to figure out why the Yankees have won the World Series for the 27th time. Greg is commenting on other team's 3rd jerseys and drinking a beer, I'll wager. And Mike is uncharacteristically silent because he's so far back he's still in 2008. A typical night in Schmidtville.
---- sludge monsters 01:42 am Nov 3, 2009
Watched a great comedy tonight on FOX!!! It was called MLB Yankees vs Phillies. It was like a f***n Saturday night live skit. They showed a supposed athlete in the dugout filing his nails. He looked like the village queer at the end of the rainbow!!!? All I know is I laughed myself silly and fell asleep on the couch. The announcers were incredible, they never let out a giggle the whole show. They acted like the game was serious?!!?. My stomach muscles are friggin killin' me!!!!! I guess there is another episode on in a couple of nights. I'll have to let people know so they can watch. And I thought Seinfeld was funny!!!
---- cable cru$ader$ 11:59 am Nov 2, 2009
I've made a few acqusitions that I hope to help me move on up the standings...but as Greg has stated Mark has the fantasy king and we are just back seat drivers! Go Sabres...Pomminville will score 35, you heard me.
---- cartboys 00:23 am Nov 2, 2009
nice to see a couple sabres drop the gloves in the blowout loss to the islanders---makes you think they are angry to lose--unlike most of the stiffs on the team--ex. stafford--hecht--roy--pussyville---this is still a work in progress--it will take a few years to get all the trash off the roster but we are headed in the right direction--i am trying to get into baseball--watching the world series--but it is such a gay sport--by the time all the players are done spitting scratching adjusting and grabbing themselves--i have wasted 4 hours of my life to watch a bunch of clowns pretend they are athletes--and by the way joba--bend the rim on your hat--you look like a fat wigger wannabe
---- blind squirrels 23:17 pm Oct 31, 2009
Mark, what were you doing with the trophy in the shower?! Were you playing hide-the-soap? Were you having Little Gordie (the trophy) lufer your back?....As far as baseball goes, I'm glad that you're taking an interest this year. When the Yankees win the World Series, we'll have to go out for a beer to celebrate. I would ask you too, Ron, but you probably have to console George Brett. He's still weeping in the Royals' dugout 31 years later.
---- sludge monsters 01:30 am Oct 31, 2009
I accidently broke the trophy tonight. I dropped it in the shower!! I'll have it fixed by 2011, when it's back up for grabs. I credit my 33 and 3 goalie win loss record for the big start. No bashing Ryan Miller this year as his knee hockey style is working. Helps to have a better Defensive core. Kennedy and Myers are the difference this year. The Vets don't want to be shown up by the kids on the team. That is the big difference. Compared to the Yankees the Phillies are like poor people!!??!! Thinking about giving them a donation. I will be wearing my PJs and a cup for the next World Series game. May need a spit cup next to the couch. Funny how some sports just suck.
---- blind squirrels 22:53 pm Oct 30, 2009
Mike, I can't help but feel somewhat responsible that your team has been passed by the phantom Triple S Cable team. As Greg has stated, we don't mean to draft you such a lousy team each year, it just works out that way. If you see how all of our teams are doing, then you would understand that we all suck pond water! This is truly a quest for second place, unless Sludge gets some key injuries or will trade me Ovechkin. C'mon Sludge, how about we try that trade on for size?
---- rednecks 11:04 am Oct 30, 2009
This is a sad day for the Rednecks franchise. Team Triple S Cable has passed Team Rednecks. The CEO of the Rednecks will accept just about any trade offer for the betterment of the franchise.
---- blind squirrels 07:54 pm Oct 27, 2009
Thanks to everyone for your concern regarding my appendix operation. I had the appendix removed at DeGraff on Saturday, was released on Sunday, and I am probably able to return to work next Monday. Isn't modern medicine grand?....I have to apologize for my faux pas by picking a Russian league defenseman. I told you my defense sucks!....Mark, you may be winning for now, but you seemed to be the only one who was picking players based on the first two weeks of the season. Instead of worrying about a second-rate league like the NHL, I was watching the New York Yankees on their way to winning their 27th World Championship! How many championships do your Sabres and Bills have? Less than the Sludge Monsters franchise, and that is very sad. Let's go, guys - we can't let Mark win another trophy. His mantle has more hockey awards than the Sabres trophy case!
---- cable cru$ader$ 01:34 pm Oct 27, 2009
just letting everyone know, when go to trash talking page. You can request trades also now. But no one is allowed to pick up free agents. Maybe next year if we vote on it. Hey Sludge, i'm comming for you. No fear here like my buddy Greg. It's a long haul!!! Unless your Rednecks, then it's over!!!
---- sludge monsters 05:13 pm Oct 26, 2009
Cry me a f'"n river.... We all have the same knowledge on draft day. If your into Baseball so be it. I like Hockey and study and watch it all the time. If you like clothing your probably at the mall all the time. Try and catch me White People.....You won't!!!!! Hate your team???? Thats your fault Zipper heads. Come prepared to the draft or don't come. I just finished dusting the trophy, it's obvious it will be here for another year!!!! I'll watch your rediculous trades and read your nonsense taunts. I'm out, heading to the Galleria tonight.
---- cable cru$ader$ 08:27 am Oct 26, 2009
just letting everyone know, when go to trash talking page. You can request trades also now. But no one is allowed to pick up free agents. Maybe next year if we vote on it.
---- cartboys 00:38 am Oct 25, 2009
glad the sabres won again--but this still isnt a stanley cup contender----at least management finally woke up and started unloading the dead weight--max---spacek---kotalik--paille---but we still need to dump a lot more useless slugs---pominville --hecht--tallinder---roy--stafford--lydman---i still enjoy watching half the teams in the league more than the sabres--why the hell isnt adam mair in the lineup--i guess our coach and GM still dont get it---and whats with no enforcer on the team--that will backfire before the season is over
---- fools 08:53 pm Oct 24, 2009
Rono, you don't understand, Mark has that knack for picking guys who don't get hurt! He's up 100pts. and we're only 3 weeks into the season, it's over!!!!! As for Schmitty, if it's an appendix that's nagging you, stop by tomorrow, I've got some tools that'll get that out...free of charge! Seriously, get better Schmitty! Mike, WHY do you let us pick your team beyond the 5th round. We honestly try to get the best player for you but we seem to really suck at it! Sabres looking mediocre up to this point against the Bolts tonight...By the way, did anyone see the 3rd jersey for Minnesota...looks just like a college jersey but I like it!!
---- rednecks 01:00 pm Oct 24, 2009
Dan, Thanks for the info on Schmitty. Let's hope it was a bad Mighty Taco and nothing serious. I've got a lot of scratching and clawing to get out of the basement this season. I wished I drafted players like Mark who picked players that were leading in stats already!
---- cartboys 22:50 pm Oct 23, 2009
just wanted to give everyone a message from schmitty---he called me today--10-23-09---he is in degraff hospital--i guess he was having pains in his side and they checked it out and it might be his appendix--so he just wanted me to let everyone know--he might get out tomorrow if it clears up--or worst case he would have to get it taken out---he sounded good--but he wanted me to relay the news to everyone
---- cable cru$ader$ 08:56 am Oct 23, 2009
Geez Greg why don't you get on your knee's and bl...listen Mark hasn't won sh*#! yet! It's a long haul and i'll be there at the finish line to take the trophy back. Schmitty nice draft!!!!!
---- fools 05:48 pm Oct 22, 2009
Like I said...we're all playing for 2nd place!
---- sludge monsters 00:21 am Oct 22, 2009
Fine Whine takes time Fools!!!!!!!! just like my Mail!!!
---- fools 04:58 pm Oct 21, 2009
What up Commish! Where's my team!!!!!!!!! Saving the best for last. Good move!
---- cartboys 00:20 am Oct 21, 2009
its good to be back on the taunt board--it looks like all the wannabe comedians are back--mark--i expect a new taunt from you daily--just like last year--mike---i havent started the new job yet but i will def. be keeping an eye out for possible prom dates--oh and what better way to start out the taunting season than this---jason pominville is still a pussy--i can only hope that this year my lifelong dream will come true and someone on another team will beat the crap out of him
---- cable cru$ader$ 11:34 am Oct 20, 2009
Hey Redneck, here's an update. no cash this year, only the precious chance to hoist the Freebird trophy! Not that you have EVER done that. Hell if the Bills can win the super bowl...oh yeah they never have. Tough luck Redneck!!!
---- rednecks 08:37 am Oct 20, 2009
Hockey season finally!! YEEEE HAAAAAWWWWWW!! Mark, you are so clever with your words, I see it only took you 3 hours and 3 attempts to get all your taunts in! Keep practicing! Thanks to the commish for finally getting all the ladies in the same room at the same time. Schmitty, its time to concentrate on hockey, not baseball. I hope your Yankees lose! Dan, where are you working now? Are there any girls there from ages 16-18 and looking for prom dates? Greg, thanks for the hockey pool donation! Well, I guess I should get back to work! Later boys!
---- sludge monsters 06:13 am Oct 20, 2009
DRAFT DAY,...... Greg was as prepared as a hooker on chippawa, NOT........Ron hates his team??????????? we all hate his team!!!!!!!!!!! Doug wanted to draft the Yankees,,,,,WTF Doug those guys only know how to spit and masterbait?????????. Wake up to hockey season......Dan On Target????(NOT)??????still lost in the wallmart lot??????????? MIke no comment, YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!we did the best we could. I was going to draw a goatee on the trophy, but, If Ron wins I'll need to sand the crotch off the trophy.
---- sludge monsters 09:38 pm Oct 19, 2009
DRAFT DAY,...... Greg was as prepared as a hooker on chippawa, NOT........Ron hates his team??????????? we all hate his team!!!!!!!!!!! Doug wanted to draft the Yankees,,,,,WTF Doug those guys only know how to spit and masterbait?????????. Wake up to hockey season......Dan On Target????(NOT)??????still lost in the wallmart lot??????????? MIke no comment, YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!we did the best we could. I was going to draw a goatee on the trophy, but, If Ron wins I'll need to sand the crotch off the trophy. May take days!?!
---- sludge monsters 09:28 pm Oct 19, 2009
DRAFT DAY,...... Greg was as prepared as a hooker on chippawa........Ron hates his team??????????? we all hate his team!!!!!!!!!!! Doug wanted to draft the Yankees,,,,,WTF Doug those guys only know how to spit and masterbait at the plate?????????. Wake up to hockey season......Dan On Target????(NOT)?????? or still lost in the wallmart lot??????????? MIke no comment, YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!we did the best we could.